Ravox: Yesterday I washed a cup at work. For the first time in four months. Not only is she transparent, not even mine. Now I don’t know how to mess it back so that they don’t get picked up and where to look for it.

XXX is the apocalypse. Have you bought another church candle?
YYY: I am a Muslim. I do not need to waste money. I’m going to scream allahu akbar. We always do this when something is wrong.

There is such a kind of bird "Rindinka". Have you ever heard of spiders whose females eat males? They rest next to the ring. After mating, the male snorkeling falls asleep and then the female approaches, curses his chest, and eats his heart. Scientists believe that the female snorkeling thus gives its puppies the best chances in life. I think it’s all shit. She does it because she is a frog.

Q: How can you fuck a fat girl?
Have you ever jumped on a tramp? Is the baton on you?? to

Repair of laptops. One of the colleagues found an error in the implemented program:
Take me as a tester! No is! Not what you thought!

(In the discussion of crimes provoked by violent computer games)
Let’s go and go "the policeman killed" and let’s go and ban the police.

Friends are people who sincerely help you when you don’t ask them for help.

Yesterday I met with a friend, went to the cafe for 50 grams of lemonade to drink. We met two pretty happy grandmothers under 60. A friend points to one and says, “This is my former teacher. She... ten years ago led physics culture with us.” Further from his words.
I go to the street toilet, behind the school, I see, at the sports venue, a bodybuilder is engaged in heating. Once - on the turnik she jumped, clung to her knees and hangs down her head. I stayed in the sorting for seven minutes, I go out, and she still hangs. Well, I think it’s strong, I’t stand for more than two minutes. After the call, in another 10-15 minutes, I go there to smoke, look - and she hangs! He smoked, he went out, he was there. I even noticed her - what a physical training! Go to classes. And on the second day, through the open door of the teacher, I hear how the physical worker tells the biologist: "...he hanged, and in a minute I want to come down from the turnik, I stretch to the curtain, and I do not get enough, I do not have enough strength. So it hanged for half an hour, the knees were already bent, almost not turned to the concrete. Well, the worker passed, removed it. And before him, some shit went there and there, and at least something...”
And the warm-up in the fresh air she then stopped.

The Russian government has long learned that the easiest way to take money from the poor. Poor money is not much. Poor people to the damn.

The essence of hot water is that you first buy cold water from the water channel, and then the boiler heats it up. That is, the boiler does not buy water, but only provides heating services.

Dear wise man from the heck, look at the receipt for payment - and wonder why this cold water (by counter) is cheaper than hot (by counter)? Heating is included in the cost of the service. And if you miss the lechus - it's only your problems, but not the residents.

MaKs: Explain to me what this fucking shit is, right? "' Color Invisible' - a phrase that puts man's logic into an impasse."! to
Brighton: That is something else. While my wife was in the nursery with the second, I had to drive my older daughter to the ballet. She said they needed the most invisible, or they were all confused. I went to the store, I’m the father’s responsible! The seller asks: are you colored or invisible? I call my wife. Take the invisible. I am so pleased, said everything cool so decided, I managed.It turned out that just seemed...Seller: and you for what girl? Zidane even more. On my, I say, the fucking girl. She: I understand... and what kind of she is? I am standing: is it that the fucking invisible invisibles are still somehow separated by the types of girls? She sees that I already have brains. There’s white for blondes, black for brunettes, there’s gold for red, but they’re not. He took the white and came back for another half day. So in this women’s world it is better not to go, in order to preserve adequacy and peace of mind.

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Phanthom: White, and you come to somebody.

by VIO:
Found in "Programs" such item "Management of Windows life (and so on.)". What does the program do in Ukrainian?? to

The best answer: "Can gas steal?"

Distribution on the tracker:

About the film:
It becomes clear that maniacs only kill virgins. And while the police are trying to find him, the youth finds a way to save themselves.

No more thrillers have been translated.

Comparing Blackberry, Nokia and iPhone
Man: You involuntarily come to the conclusion that Blackberry is a Nokia who wanted to become an iPhone, but couldn’t.

Ghennady: I was always a step behind my peers: all the kids in the courtyard had tamagotchi - I didn't have it, I went to school - all the tetris, and I have tamagotchi; they bought me a tetris - all the compas, they bought me a computer - all the laptops... began to run with a girl - all are already married. I’t be surprised if at the end of the world everybody dies, and I go out on the street and say silently in half a voice, “E-ei, where are you all?” and :(

Conversation with a girl
XXX: Listen, what’s it like to get used to thinking that you’re fucking?
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I take my daughter from kindergarten... A young mom approaches me and says:
"A, have you already purchased ALL the first necessity products by the end of the world?"

People are preparing.)

I remembered how my little grandmother drank me with cockroach eggs.I was disgusted and then my grandmother was strictly saying - don't think! swallow immediately! After a while, I began to feel a bit...

D: Remind me on Wednesday so I don’t forget to take your tablet.)))))
A: I have to ?
D: remind twice )))) I will forget))) and about the photocopy also remind))))
P: ahahah, the girl’s memory))))
P: I will remind you of everything ?
D: well ))) and if I'm going to psychot the type I remember everything - don't believe me )))))))))))))))))