I saw the inscription on the car “Kill the Dacian, Save the MKAD”. It is burning, right?

The Great Chinese Carpet should be hanged on the Great Wall of China.

Oh, and make the Great Chinese Photography of the Great Chinese People on the background of the Great Chinese Carpet.

If loving a cute and smart girl, complimenting her and emphasizing her positive aspects in today’s youth is sliding the rectum – I’m completely behind life.

Bogatyr: The Proverb is Right
If a man is strong
He wants, it is necessary.
“I found out yesterday,
Never managed to run to
and sort.

Yesterday, a man and a boy aged 9-10 came to the pharmacy to argue about the allegedly incorrectly released medication on the eve of his wife. Threatened to beat the vitrines, to dismiss everyone, to punish terribly, demanded the bosses, bullied for fifteen minutes.Finally, the conflict was resolved, he leaves.The son in the door asks the father: "And you will not beat the vitrines? Why did we come here?"

Yarovyi
Come out, show yourself, the forest monster is terrible! I will not be afraid of your terrible sight.

Anya
No is

Yarovyi
Go on Skype, seriously.

It was fucking fucking now!! Grandma says to me:
Why are you wearing white shorts at home?
I – what is that?
Black nose, winter is winter.

The Habr:

“I would be extremely happy if there was a globe button on the keyboard, like I did in iOS. A very understandable symbol.
I am incomprehensible. What does she do? Just switching out?
Could Safari be launched?
Maybe it’s a make world label, no other.
Yes, these are cards.
Maybe a cake cutting scheme?
Or an orange.
The Batman Challenge.

News by mail.ru
Hydrometeorological Center: The end of the world will not be in December

All of us, guys, will all die.

Zizmo> A friend told me yesterday from a client.
Zizmo> I have a friend. Sometimes they go to cabbage. The girlfriend has no brakes, and on a drunken bench is as seamless as the Kalashnikov machine.
Zizmo> Therefore, sometimes it is an honor to be labeled unknown by who. =) is
Zizmo> Knowing her dull nature, on the next solder, she gave herself an intense setup, whatever would happen there - COLLOGOTKI DO NOT take off!!! to
zersh> the socks have become socks?))))
G&G and G&G are...
Zizmo> They meet in the morning. My girlfriend has a dull look. The first and asks what said, how the evening ended? The coats? =) is
Q> is answered
Zizmo> Yeah I fucking remember what was there...
Zizmo> I woke up in the morning, the second thought "KOLGOTKI!!!!??and "
zizmo> Shrap-shrap yourself on your thighs... Fufuhh, in place.
Zizmo> My legs are down from bed.
Zizmo> And the socks... on the bearded!!!!!!!! to
zersh> :-D))))))

From the forum about Silent Hill2:

Why do nurses now not react to light, but to movement?
yyy: The sensors have probably changed the volumes of more reliable photo resistors.

I: What is it...? Such a strange feeling in the stomach... butterflies? It is :)
Eat at night while watching the goats!

X: Masha, let me know. What people are you, women? Is it possible to be online for half an hour and not read a message?
No strength is lacking for you.

Y: Just like you!
Who, for example, cannot call in the evening just so or write a text message, at least so that we know that you are not dead.

An ex-guest comes to visit, sees the inscription in the innet: MCH NEVER LIES, WHAT TO DO?? to
“Lena, you’re a clever grandmother, you’re afraid to read this stuff? When did you not sleep?
- MCH is a metal tiles, and this is a country forum!
Still worse than I thought! Why don’t you, you’re not an old grandmother, go better about men read!! to

Mobile Phone Repair Forum
xxx guys help me! My phone doesn’t turn on or turn off.

Wife bought shoes and calms herself: and what? Good shoes... And even on the "skin" looks... Especially on top... Especially on the left...

[Discussions about the salary market]

My husband thinks earning less than 150,000 is shameful for a man
Does it earn a penny? It happens...

Fuck, you and I are all fucking fucking.
Artem: Why is it?
Rita: Here you, as an iOS developer, need an iPhone to develop applications. We both have old phones, but the new ones we look after for ourselves Galaxy and Xperia.
Arthem... is it?
Rita: And while the panthers are chewing on “I want 5 iPhones, but the baby doesn’t,” we say to ourselves, “I’m going to have to buy this fucking iPhone.”

From a conversation with the client:

I am a technician, an engineer. We provide functionality! So if you have x#$, then my job is to make it stand the required time in the right place. But to hang beautifully is not for me, it is for the designers.

In the lesson:
Teacher: I remember the xxx and I ask him all the time, and he thinks when the teacher will be behind him.
Hey, you are an extravagant!