The AK-47 rail is breaking!
WOW: by example
Zzzz: It’s not yours, a bitch!

Blake: With the iconostasis on the torpedo, by the way, a funny story came out.
In the ancient mesozoa, the boy who went to success, replaced his then bright 99th, with virtually a new boomer.
Since the success of the boy was very devout (this is generally a surprising fact, as a rule - the more sublime a person is - the more he appears to be devout. I remember one person with whom I worked and who violated not that individual article - the heads of the criminal collective, so in any situation, in any road circumstances passing by any temple, hearing a bell or radio message related to religion, he dropped the wheel and slightly baptized, after cheo continued his talks as in nothing about how to swallow, squeeze and punish).
Well, then, that godly boy who went to success, the whole moulded iconostasis with black, or as they said then, the colours of the 99th moist asphalt installed in the children's house of the Bavarian automotive industry.
One of the iconostases he even fixed on the wheel.
This iconostasis, during some small accident under the influence of the force of the rescuing boy airbeg, was installed in the mouth, turning the lips into bloody scabies, and the teeth - into a tiny.
It was this that convinced me of the serpentine truth – God is not a freer.

It is best to change with a beautiful woman.

The man of Pasha is not rich, but sufficiently assured. Money invested in a particular business brings a stable rent of about 2 tons of green per month. Not bad for the province. Pasha was still young enough, not married, and for some time lived a careless life of not a wealthy rancher, but boredom and a certain bizarreness instilled in him the idea of arranging a courtier in a single management company. Work in the fresh air, and Pacha loved to go with a butt since childhood. And the main thing is some moral satisfaction from the fact that it is not a tunaead (like that king from the cartoon about the wolf). Salary of 10 thousand. And Pasha worked for himself for several months, slightly surprising tenants by coming to work on a not luxurious, but very expensive car.
Once approached him a man from the local, from tenants, such a half-grandfather of pre-retirement age. We talked, asked how much a courtier earns if he drives such a car. And Pasha is a man who says when 30 gets, when 40. Men in shock, how do the courtiers pay such money? And Pasha answers that, say, the salary is 10 in total, but if there are no complaints from the tenants, everything is clean and orderly, then the premiums are good. He nodded his head and left.
A few days later, a complaint came to the management company that Pasha's courtyard was drunk forever, hamit and clinged to schoolchildren. The chief of Pasha called, Pasha explained, that if I drink, then after work, he never chamed, and about schoolchildren in general is nonsense. A complaint in a week. Again on the carpet, the boss decided that there is no smoke without fire, he went on to Pasha in full. Pasha sent him naked, wrote a statement on his own, and went to the pub to celebrate his dismissal.
A couple of weeks later, the former courtier decided to go for the calculation. The road passed through the previously served courtyard. The yard was perfectly clean. A methyl licked a familiar man of pre-retirement age.

My wife asked for a nirvana for her birthday. I have been digging in the garden for the second day. I worry. Would you suddenly not like it?

XX: It is becoming more noticeable how a reasonable person gradually turns into a googling person.
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Give God no shame 😉

I saw a great announcement on the sale of a Chinese car. The man listed what he replaced (well as usual) and the final accord:
The condition is better than a new car.

Comments on JJ:

I read somewhere that the illuminators are made of transparent aluminum alloy.
-No, they are cast out of iron and painted in a transparent color

What do you think of the person who downloaded and launched the "Driver for your printer"?

10.10.2012 10:53:27 Inerren: words... and what, only I thought to write "jo" to the word "police"?

This morning I realized that I was getting older: the blades began to get better and better.
Better to...

X: Anyone can be revealed
Y: Oh, and open it too ;D

The all-absorbing Lenny
How lazy are the students. It is easier for him to spend half an hour of his turbulent student life scanning and recognizing the tenth copy of the already quite scratched quality of the text, editing, selecting the calligraphic font, color; to spend money on the printing of this work; the nerves and time of Sisadmin, who, in the opinion of the student, like a prostitute, for money with a single click of a button will embody all his wishes into reality... than, fool, just sit down and in 10 minutes free to rewrite this text manually!!! Have a conscience, guys.

Per you are gay? You are 20 years old, you are beautiful, you have money, you live with a gorgeous girl in the same apartment, and you are crazy, virgin!!! Why hasn’t anyone lied yet?? to
(The mysterious voice) They are trying badly.

I sit in my room, cold, I don’t touch anyone. Mother is flying: "Daughter! Why did you put the heater on the carpet? You can’t read? It is written that it cannot be put on the carpet!" And the inscription "Do not cover"))

Today in the office:
How long is it until the end of the world?
We do not know, we do not celebrate.

Alina
You know the girls heavy creatures with their zones)))

Dmitry
It is easier than a transistor coil.

Alina
You are what

Dmitry
See here )

Dmitry
What do I need to sleep with you? Being Inriki Iglesias is simple. What do I need to change the direction of the current in the transistor coil? You know, it’s hard ;D

GRAFINA: There was just a fairy 3.14th at night in the vacuum!!! to
Olga: Weather, I will sit more comfortably... Let’s go, grass...
We were staying with Irina and Sania today. Do you remember that Irina is in her sixth month?
Olga is out. and?
Graffiti: Well, the evening has been great. They went for a walk, ate, drank cognac, went to bed.
I woke up at night because Irinka was crying.
Olga: Oh yeah?? to
I fly into the kitchen – I see him sitting, roaring, until he squeezes.
I: What happened to me???? to
She said: Sasha was drinking.
O.O and what? Do you like the smell? Let’s put him in the room. and separately.
She is no-e-e! He can’t sit down... he can’t.
I: Oh, you are so bad with us???? to
She is not eating!! I want to run the rails!! to
The railroad!! Fuck, she wanted to smell the rails!! Ordinary, fucking railways and railways!!!! to
Olga: :-D :-D :-D Daaaa... Pregnant are they...
Olga: “ROFL” has gone?
Countess: Yes of course. Truth is, I was looked at at the parking lot at half four in the morning as a crazy while I picked up the car... And the guard at the station burned us while this miracle walked the railway for 40 minutes “breathing fresh air,” and we and the guys were waiting for it...
OLGA: *ROFL* *ROFL* *ROFL* *ROFL*

The question!! Is there a ZUMA for Daltonists? Or I’m always losing.)

x: The Javist enters the dining room and says "Publick static fileal Borst borst new Borst, please."
y: balbes it, in this case the borst will be available to everyone, you need private