For a long time, I thought of a huge shower cabin for a millionaire sister if she was washed all the time in the jacuzzi on the second floor near the bedroom. Today she decided to wash all the flowers at home. It locked them in the same cabin and enabled the ‘tropical rain’ function. The flowers!! Did they buy it?! to

Dialogue with the salesman of the department in a small store:
I: Girl, do you have an ivory?
Q: Ask in the sausage, there is fish.

We have a servo on which a bunch of documents lies, falling asleep at night. Now I went, pulled him out of the sleeping mode, I say – now you need to come to work every morning and wake him up.
Collega: He’s fine, he’s awake – and already at work

Request for support:
The clock on the computer in violation of the Government decree moved to winter time, i.e. an hour back. All attempts to return the right time failed."

From the chat (greetings from dr):

111: Happiness, love and health!
222: Banal but thank you!
What if you had a point after ROSTIX is not hell!
333 :))) is a reward!
222: 0_o

Review of the Canon EOS 550D.

When to go on sale?
Paul : Go on! We wait.

We need to set a framework for the project.
After which the leading developer gets the right to kill

"D: I bought a pregnancy test yesterday, decided to check for the case.
Do you doubt me?
D: Yes, it’s not about you.
We look at each other, the phrase digested.Rjali to the very home."

You are so naive)

Yesterday I came from work, there is nothing to eat at home, my wife is sitting behind the comp.

I took it, I burned it.

NN: Was it because of that?

CHC: Not at all. I tell you.

“Today I say to my wife, ‘I want to eat!’ She said to me, “You have a chicken, and I have a chicken, and I have a chicken, but she doesn’t cook nits.” He hasn’t spoken for half a day. % of

I am reading the instructions for a new photocopy. With long viewing, the effects of switching between slideshows can cause hallucinations." Great!
c) DrDeathPanda

Fragment from a questionnaire from a dating site:

I love sex:
The question is fucking. What can you love in sex? I love the epite when the light from the window falls so beautifully on a cute face shaken by screams and stones. And as the breasts jump)

Case of life:
I went home with my girlfriend in the subway yesterday. A man around 35 years old stands next to me and starts pushing me. I turn to him, and he, kicks toward my girlfriend, raises two big fingers up and whispers to me: "Account")))

Do not say monthly - it is disgusting. Say, the mouth has broken.

Horror films help to lose weight
I even know how :)

From Khabrahabra, discuss Samsung tablet with Windows 8:
foxnet: Here is the shit, 900 grams, 8 hours, x86, win8. Who must be killed to get this Device?
Evgeny Shiryaev: The Frog.

Comments on the compulsory winter tires:
The law establishes the beginning of winter on November 1 on the entire territory of Russia. Snow to fall, water to freeze, and tires to grow spikes.

From Chat:
What are you busy with, baby?
I’m crazy, Carlson.

xxx: Now saw social advertising, "Sport will take you out of drug captivity".
I haven’t seen anything I’ve seen running drugs in the morning.
YYY: The first word is a mistake. It was "spirit"

A month ago I wanted to get fired, I stood up and nothing worked.
Today I filed an application for dismissal, did not sign... here I sit... think =)

News on mail:
Onishchenko: masks from flu will emphasize the beauty of women's eyes.
First comment: A humiliating shirt will decorate Mr. Onishchenko.