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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №71386
 12.10.2012
If you ever interview on Skype
Please write in advance, you will be very helpful.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71385
 12.10.2012
Announcement in the veterinarian: "I will give the kittens 1 month in good hands, and in any! Those who are taught, are taught. They are like dogs!"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №71384
 12.10.2012
I work in the book.
Come looking for books on "monetics", when asked what it is? I was scorned in the face, said a fool and shameless. These are books about coins!! to
I politely noticed that the collection of coins was numismatic, showed the books on them, and went to the yard to crack.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №71383
 12.10.2012
I'm playing in 1C with the entry of missions
The creators of the system are therefore clearly humorous: in the type of transport, in addition to air and rail, there is a space and pipeline O_o
XXX: on the pipeline, what is it? and ?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №71382
 12.10.2012
Do you have an IBP at home?
How about chao?
The Source of Uninterrupted Nutrition
What is Tanaka? Home Welcome Welcome

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №71381
 12.10.2012
Who do you work for?
I teach Google to lie.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №71380
 12.10.2012
of work.

It was "Ura! I have very little to do on the list today, I can do everything quickly and get rid of it sooner"

Lunch: "Well, there are so few things, I can sit a little on the internet. I’ll be able to do it"

Day of the Day: "Blady"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71379
 12.10.2012
Again about the wicked soils.

We took the apartment, the entrance door - a window of 14 centimeters... Very convenient: the little one played with balls, machines and everything was under the window! Friends were really in shock, especially when they noted something: you get up and say a toast, they seem to have drank a little bit, and the earth goes away from underneath our feet... Two chairs were broken! And awakening the first time was scary: the ceilings are hanging - on a level, and you lie down and seem to slowly come down. The windows were closed and the doors themselves.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71378
 11.10.2012
The word "whole" is written with a lyric?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71377
 11.10.2012
Olga: killed our bug on the website of intimate services
Frau Funt: It remains to add "and that will be the case with everyone who scatters the stick pencil!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №71376
 11.10.2012
Fuck, I always feel some discomfort after I crushed the steering wheel that cut me down, and he immediately flashed in an accident after that as an apology.... :(

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №71375
 11.10.2012
I sit in the office with one employee (C), he stands up and wants to leave:
I am where are you?
C is for the cake.
... comes in the hands of a waffle.
I went after the cookies.
C - Yes, it was an unexpected turn for the waffle.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71374
 11.10.2012
The article on the evolution of cars, compares the old and new Lamborghini Gallardo, the family of Porsche 911, produced since the 1960s.
pleased a comment that gained a lot of likes: "we forgot to compare the old and new VAZ 2107. This is the top of human genius!"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71373
 11.10.2012
I tried to make latte. But it all mixed up in a minute.
I don’t know (Hands on the Ass)
Sophia and show me.
Hands or Latte?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №71372
 11.10.2012
Commercial version of plant a tree, build a house, raise a son - buy a cactus, rent an apartment, raise a cat.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №71371
 11.10.2012
Bicycle for 540 thousand. The Rub)
This is not a bicycle, this is a bicycle!!! Just the most bicycle among bicycles, it weighs less than my netbook =)

Yyy: Here is it!!! to
It can be worn in one hand all day.

Xxx: one of them in the hand.
And one more to go.)
and the two gunners)

[ + 20 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71370
 11.10.2012
Straga: Real announcement about the sale of an apartment in Moscow. I rented an apartment to the Russians. The Slavs and Russians are not worried about the request.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №71369
 11.10.2012
I saw today in the construction store on the bank box with a gap for the little things, with the signature of the "collection of funds for rehabilitation of humiliated screwdrivers". I could not put it.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №71368
 11.10.2012
I came back from work, my legs were shaking. The husband (M) brought a cup with soup and a trace of a basin with hot water. In the cup - a spoon, in the pelvis - the legs.
M: Isn’t it too hot?
I: No, it is great. It’s a pity that you can’t wear a shoulder on your knee, it hurts a lot.
In the same minute, I accidentally knock my palm on the handle (or like his there) of the spoon, the cup with hot soup is turned around and the whole hot soup is poured on the painful knee...
In fact, this is what I am about. Dear universe, thank you, but it didn’t work so literally!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71367
 11.10.2012
In a pair:
Go in the sea battle, I created

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