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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №71306
 10.10.2012
From the news on the website:

R-BOT 001 is a robot used to protect public order in Perm since June 2007. Developed by the Moscow company Laboratory of Three-Dimensional Vision. The robot is able to monitor the streets of the city, detect offenses and appeal to citizens with calls to comply with the law.

First comment under the article:

and his husband)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №71305
 10.10.2012
xxx: fuck, today the whole reference listened to my record, as I explained to my grandmother what a tripper was when she asked me about Twitter)))

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №71304
 10.10.2012
Mishka (14:55:09 9/10/2012)
At work, a cat is watching a dead cat.
Hell Tick (14:57:04 9/10/2012)
:D
Hell Tick (14:57:06 9/10/2012)
LOL
Hell Tick (14:57:13 9/10/2012)
The journey is warmer
Hell Tick (14:57:23 9/10/2012)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mishka (14:58:50 9/10/2012)
This is the PSG!! She has been there for the second day.
Mishka (14:59:23 9/10/2012)
He’s been on the grass all morning.)
Hell Tick (14:59:24 9/10/2012)
You can’t tell your heart :D
Mishka (14:59:36 9/10/2012)
and ROFL

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71303
 10.10.2012
XXX is a woman! Hurry up to the kitchen and make a bowl! and obey us men 😉
yyy: Well-well, I am a laptop from the kitchen, all the orders are observed) And you killed me Borsch and brought him home to cook it???? to
XXX: I will go hunting on the boards))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71302
 10.10.2012
Well, man is the crown of nature!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY The Turner.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71301
 10.10.2012
xxx: Today, two 7-year-old boys were wearing on the street, one of them falls and begins to sneeze. The second begins to calm him, there is a dialogue:
Don’t cry, it will survive before the wedding.
When will we get married!!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71300
 10.10.2012
from Twitter.
Congratulations on the Birthday in the Pondinkoff style: "Afftar, burn! Cheers to you!"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №71299
 10.10.2012
Teachers want to be tested for tendencies to pedophilia.

One of the comments:

I suggest to check:
Tagged with zoophilia
pathologists for necrophilia
Assenizers for coprofil
Hospitals for Gerontophilia
Police are inclined to BDSM.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71298
 10.10.2012
One of the first trolls was the one who named the nameless finger.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №71297
 10.10.2012
The logic is the same with you.
In what?
“I don’t know I’m fat and I continue to eat fast food, and you don’t know you can’t get enough sleep and continue to play tanks.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71296
 10.10.2012
The most delightful moment in my work is every time the surprised eyes of a boss with a JURIDICAL education are so convincingly released on my comment that the leave should be issued three days before the leave. In them you can read a silent question: "How, how did you know about this, upyr?and "

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71295
 10.10.2012
Young priests will not be called into the army
Yamerman: On the contrary, I think they need to be called...
Let them bear the word of God.
Djoade is Hillary :D

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71294
 10.10.2012
You’re a good designer if you can draw a 12x12 px mountain icon so that it doesn’t look like a pyramid or a bunch of shit.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №71293
 10.10.2012
From another series of infinite holivar:
Comrade of Apples! The fact that you are mixing the concepts of OS and iron already speaks about your level of competence in this matter. I would like to remind you that we are talking about iron, not oxygen. In the light of this, please call me correctly: not the "dirty windshield", but the "dirty windshield".
With respect.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71292
 10.10.2012
Shras sat at a lecture, no one touched, read a book.Here after the break they give out some test with the title ''On the survival of knowledge' with such questions,that, having seen them, we definitely look at all the hall on the teaching that gave them to us.Prepod gives out a brilliant phrase:''And now we get tablets, phones, notebooks and friendly google'

[ + 29 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71291
 10.10.2012
You know, it’s a lot more pleasant to do mines for your stones than for a new iPhone, like stupid chickens do.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №71290
 10.10.2012
I am a vanilla:

I sit wrapped in a pledge (somebody broke the window)
I drink hot coffee, don’t sleep. Not to bother, the first floor is still.
I smoke a cigarette (without a window everything is just wonderfully ventilated)
And I think of him... (like the imbecile who broke the window)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №71289
 10.10.2012
111: Even though I myself am wrong in trying.
222: The speech is a speech, so it is written together. Although... If you are about a gay party, then you can print even more separately. "I myself sin like this: in the poop - haha!"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71288
 10.10.2012
My friend is modeling. Simultaneously builds the model of the quadrolete and the linkor "Bismarck"

The crying clown (09:34:33 9/10/2012)
Fuck, I can’t look quietly at helicopters after the Dutch quad-cotte
The crying clown (09:36:01 9/10/2012)
Oh oh! Listen and compare! Make a Quad Copter Bismarck!
The crying clown (09:36:22 9/10/2012)
Bring them all to the pattern! ))
3@te!H!k (09:36:40 9/10/2012)
The Brain :D
The crying clown (09:37:25 9/10/2012)
Let the director of the Avengers burst out of jealousy! They have a flying computer model of the aircraft carrier, and you have a REAL model of a flying linch!
3@te!H!k (09:37:56 9/10/2012)
It will be tough!! but money needs a pipet, for such a size (120cm long) and mass
The crying clown (09:38:18 9/10/2012)
Imagine how you can fuck!
Like you get up in the morning... behind the window of the 8th floor something whispers... you open the window – and there the boat at the window flies!!!! to
3@te!H!k (09:39:26 9/10/2012)
Somebody is drinking :D
The crying clown (09:39:36 9/10/2012)
It starts with :rofl:

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №71287
 10.10.2012
It is better not to do it once than to do it seven times later.

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