From the discussion of the article on the Habr about Silicon:

The processor? The sand? What do you mean by the word association?

The following associations:
processor -> sand -> silicon -> silicon valley -> silicon valley -> silicon -> tits

Today I have a cat's hustle.
He came at night, touched his forehead, woke up, lay next to his hand - bit her properly and so fell asleep.

chipip: The customer today was: "I need a SIM on #iPhone Eighth". To my questionable look, he replied: "This is everyone's fifth iPhone, and my chicken has already lost seven."

Onth: When her daughter was 3 years old, she, watching the cartoon about the Mermaid, asked a murderous in simplicity and logic question: Daddy, and why did the prince not change his voice to the tail?
A man like that.

Have you done the world around you?
That you were attached to a little girl – God made this world for 7 days.

vito3000: Another killer iPad :)
Nsktravel: This is tired, to be honest. Let’s agree that the killer of the iPhone and iPad is a palace

29.09.2012 17:01:02, anr
Each kitten, before sending to a new place of residence
Making a fucking
One broke the curtains in the kitchen in the sludge still in the old apartment
A cat knocked a tree at night, bitten a girland and beat toys
The last one today managed to scratch the corner of the cage from the iPad

29.09.2012 17:01:29, SAPRO
You are this

29.09.2012 17:01:33, SAPRO
The tree would come out.

The solution was developed after six months of close communication. It was a solution that eliminated all our problems.
We wrote the dictionary “IT is a woman.”

Please publish it! This will be a bestseller, fucking :)

Tonight a tired picture was observed at Pulkovka at Shushar, the stream taught the rules of decency of the fox on the fur Friday evening, even at 10 o'clock there is a dense stream, darkness, at Volhonki there is a camera and almost all the flow goes 70-80km\h, behind it is carried on the fur and tries to overtake all and all, while constantly glimpsing and the main thing is glimpsing the phares, it would be nice to glimps and turn off, so glimpses for 15-20 seconds and goes, and the far from the fox, in addition to the counterfeit, not two as usual, but a whole guirland on the roof, 4 bigger screens + 2 small, so that all 4 stripes start to shame the bricks and blindly just look in the I’ve been there for a while, the nerve is good. And here the good drivers, building up in the line on all the 4 lanes dropped the speed to 30 km / h and as at the parade in this form followed past the order of crawling gaiters.

Chuck Norris is?

In May 2009, three masked robbers broke into Dolph Lundgren's villa, which bound the actor's wife at home, but fled when they saw who owned the house.

Obuvalov: guys borrow 60k!
xxx: Obuvalov, with such a nick only grandmothers to ask in debt )
Obuvalov: Well that’s a name.

My greatest crime, from the point of view of my believing friends and relatives, is the fact that I told my child about the existence of other gods and religions.

C of Habr.
Article about what Yandex did "Prognosis of traffic jams on Yandex.Maps"

The commentary:
>> It will not work. With your service you will break the cause-effect relationship and affect the fabric of time. In anticipating the future, car enthusiasts will change their routes and thus change the future and in particular future traffic jams. = = )

Millions of Muslims around the world took to the streets to protest against the movie “The Innocence of Muslims,” which no one has seen, but which tells about their cruelty, involvement in murders and terrorist attacks.
Angry with this scenario, Muslims stormed shops, beat random passers, set fire to state institutions, organized mass beating, and in general, showed with all their behavior that they were not as they were depicted in the scandalous film.

Loky Doky: How nice to talk ugly things about people
Leo : No. is bad
Loky Doky: Okay, now I’ll reflect...
Loky Doky: How great to write the truth about fools!
Leo: That’s better

Listen, you are an adult, an independent person. You are 25 years old. For you for a long time everything should be decided by your girlfriend, not your mom!! to

The essence of Buddhism is to fuck the whole world, the essence of Christianity is to fuck the whole world, the essence of Islam is to fuck the whole world.

Comment: This is the essence of Judaism – to fuck the whole world....;)

xxx: Not so long ago, the notes of an illegal woman who worked as a maid in the United States were leaked here. I was struck by the fact that she wrote about how the police watched the house where the illegals lived, but did not knock on them in the immigration service (and was obliged) because of the fear of losing the confidence of the population. Just think for a moment: they were afraid to lose the trust of the people!!! to
YYY: In fact, the police do not report to the immigration service because it is not their job or their department.
zzz: There was such a law in Texas for police to check the legality of people in the United States. But in the meantime, the police refused to do so. The illegals did not want to call the police when they were victims or witnesses. This has worsened the criminal situation in general. The main objective of the police is order on the street, not the capture of illegal people.

If you are lonely, do not think that you have been forgotten: you are remembered by the women you have deceived, your loyal friends, your forgotten relatives, the bank and the commissariat.

I wait for the march. A few meters from me is a girl. A little later, a man with a cell phone in his hand approached her. The further dialogue:

Boy: What has happened? Yale dropped out of work, the boss almost killed!! Is it okay with you?? to
We’re going to go to such a cool place.
Are you really oh? In what place?! to
I haven’t invented it yet, but you’ll like it!! to