Yesterday, he renamed his Wi-Fi network to “Hack me if you can.”
Today, when I woke up, the name was changed to “Challenge accepted.”

>> Instead of adequate treatment, the doctor urged her mother to communion and confession.
And how do you get the absolutely serious advice of a neurologist on complaints about an unrestful sleep of a child (wake up 5-7 times a night):
"Stop the Feng Shui bed"
That is all! Absolutely everything she recommended.

Some people can only hear good about themselves in the grave.

Tonight I watched a picture: at the neighboring tables, the son and husband are sitting at the comps. The son is trying to play Dota for the first time, it doesn’t work very well.
Son: And most of all, I’m angry that when you don’t give him orders, this fool is trying to escape somewhere all the time.
Father (thinkingly): now you have an idea about raising children...

right

I never thought that I would remember with nostalgia the Haishnikovs who caught me before for speed in those places where I am now in the clock traffic.

It’s hard to be a grandmother. These are always the problems of Nihua.
YYY:Nippon from Nihua

“I was not abducted... But one day a green man came to my acquaintance, after which he disappeared for a year. When he returned, he also began to wear green clothes and tell how he communicated with ghosts and some "grandparents"!

What should be the mood to say, “Listen to Slayer, I’ll calm down?”

Once every 10 years, the state carries out liposuction of savings in the population.

Graduates of the linguistic faculties can speak "Free Cash!" in several languages.

c) The Mystery

The microwave is evil!
He: What has happened?
She: I got a phone, spoke about this to our admin (Dime), he said that if you put the battery in the microwave for 5-10 minutes, it will charge.
Did he ever see Dimon?

In school, I was a giant and didn’t play football.
YYY: What did you do?
I was sitting in the school and playing chess, but...
All the coolest girls didn’t play football either ;)
yyy: he-he ;)))
But they didn’t even play chess.

Ekaterina Popova: I have a flashing lamp
Nikolai Kondratiev: Not scary
Ekaterina Popova: I am quiet, with a wicked scratch, the light bulb is turned on... and it immediately turns off, a devastating second passes, and it turns on again with the sound of the nail scratching through the glass... and it turns off again.
Ekaterina Popova: Is it so scary?
Nikolai Kondratiev: so terrible

Irishka
Do you want to go anywhere during the session?
Dmitry
You can try the institute.

Gradually, the meaning of the entire world economy is reduced to selling each other goods produced in China, if possible giving them for their own.

From the 3D TV:
The glasses are shit. I looked like an idiot on the street."

XXX: I told you the opinion of a friend (boy!!!The electricity produced at the nuclear power plant is radioactive. I couldn’t even roast.
YYY: Is he a fool?
XXX: I don’t know, but if the troll is, it’s very thick.
XXX: I didn’t ask about the processes and how electricity can be radioactive.
XXX: And yesterday I go home, a plane is flying in the sky. The girl asks her mom: “Mom, what is the plane?” I expect a response like “Inversion Track” or something similar, adapted for a child. Mother’s answer: “It’s all kind of chemical shit, we’re poisoned.”

Sasha, I am not joking!! to
YYY (facepalm)

YYY: Well admit how many there were before me.
XXX: Once, Two, Three
I had four compasses before you.
YYY: OO

In a decent family, a cat on the battery will not fit.

I sit in the student dining room. I see one of my friend’s tables, I decide to sit down with him. I go through the box office, I approach the table, I load food on it from the bowl, I bring the bowl, I return, I sit down, I eat (please pay attention to the number of my actions). Somewhere through my thoughts I notice that my friend is trying to smoke a piece of chicken in his plate with a spoonful and a fork. A young man, in the best houses of London and Paris, eats chicken with his hands. It was not even a joke, but rather a standard machine speech. Suddenly I hear: And if you don’t like it, you can move to another table!!! Something is wrong. I look up from my plate and see my friend sitting at the next table, and a stranger sitting in front of me, and his eyes are black of anger. The man acted illogically - he himself jumped up and ran away, although he just offered to do it to me. And I rushed for a few moments, and didn’t even have time to open my mouth (precisely, first close, then open again) to apologize. This is such a dispersed from the pool street.