- My child, I work at Sberbank, we brought new furniture there, and the old one was not two years old, but we were told to throw it out. So I think – I won’t throw it out, I’ll bring you...

Could you bring her to us? Maybe even 5 years old. Even 10 years old will be better than ours. I eat...

She walked down the street with a friend, and two men approached her with an old "podcast":
Does your mother need a daughter-in-law?
My mother needs a husband... and where are you going?! to

Do you eat salad with mayonnaise?
No, I don’t eat any mayonnaise.
Q: Do you carry anything?
I move, but not far away.

I'm so strange in all the pictures.
YYY: In the meaning?
xxx is the same
No excitement or excitement :D
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

The position of a boss is an absolutely fatal opportunity to work 10 hours instead of 8. In my case it’s 14 instead of 12.
A. The legal possibility. Okay, the iPad has fixed it 😉

He’s been so good lately... I love there... married, all the business...
Spraying
For this occasion, I will go off.)

The court received a statement:
Judge of District Court N
Ivanov I. I
by Petrov V.
Statement of
Yesterday I was ordered to be summoned to court as an accused in a criminal case. Last year I was convicted of a similar crime. I ask the court to consider the case in my absence, because I do not want to sit anymore!

The judge walked out of the office laughing.

vanderbasya: em, concert coa on September 30 in the Olympic
Vanderbasya: Lookout
Nika: What are you surprised?
Nika is alive.

I took my nephew out of school today. I walk through the hallway between the offices looking for the right one. I hear a dialogue from the door:

Child: Maria Ivanovna, and we are 325 or 352 in mathematics?
Teacher: Em... I don’t remember... Well, I’ll remember you in contact with the skin.

Then I realized how old I was.

I don't know how in Russia, but in Lithuania there are no macks in the macks, so that those in need of free wifi don't sit for a long time. And at home we had problems with the internet, we had to look for hotspots. We came to Mac, we found one rooster for the whole room. How victoriously the staff looked at us when we left with unloaded notes. And how they disappeared from their eyes this victory when the next day we came with a third :D

The freelance website:

The logo of the construction company must be drawn.
The three letters of the YIC and their decoding should be clearly visible:
Crimean engineering company.

c) Kirill

NM
I go to the electrical station. On the station, the voice of the aunt, recorded on the film, announces: “The next station is Opalicha.” There is a kind of coughing, coughing and, finally, from the breeders, a man whispers with a harsh voice: "Don't believe this lady! Next is myth!!” 😉 😉 😉 😉

(The name of the station “from the ceiling,” I don’t remember). and :)

High Voltage: and today on a boiled diet... I bought a boiled sausage and a boiled condensate %)

The first note of the son: "Not a cigarette. I’ve gotten a kidney"))

My brother next year is 30, and he still writes so :)

Comment on a 10-hour YouTube video: "Mom said I can watch another video before going to bed".

Tag: worth trying
WOW: We need to write "by-probe" so that it looks even more fucking.

I don’t understand why many husbands don’t like when their wives talk to their friends. The choice of friends should be correct. My go, will listen to a few hours of pulling their clowns on the topic "My like a goat" with details. He comes home, hugs me, sticks my nose in my shoulder and says, "Dear, I'm so lucky with you - I adore you!" And the effect is enough for a couple of weeks)))))

3 hours of night. I am on the internet, call.
Are you sleeping?
No, and what then?
I just didn’t want to wake you up when I got in, so I called.
Do you repeat what you said?? to

By chance I learned from the tape that today is the day of the state flag. Suddenly I remembered this.
A few years ago, I participated in the ceremony of raising the big state flag. Very large, it was carried by a man 15. According to the script, it was supposed to be carried out, placed under the corner and hidden under it, while simultaneously making frictions with the holding hand - like the flag itself rolls.
This was done in the rehearsal. The organizer looked thoughtfully and said:
On the outside, 15 people hid under the flag and trembled vigorously.
Michael-Never

We were from Prague, in the evening we went to the cult at U Fleku. There are three huge halls, tables in a row for 20-30 people. Almost all were occupied by the Germans. Between the tables walks a guy with a bagel and plays music on order. Whoever wants can give money. The Germans understandably chant their songs like Ales Juden Shisen Shisen a-ha-ha... The Bajanist approaches us, asking: Can you win on Victory Day? One: I do not understand. Here from the neighboring room comes his substitute - an old man. I am the same with him. He turned and looked at the Germans: Let’s do it! I think the Germans didn’t have a lot of trouble.)