xxx: today I click on the channels, I get the news on the first)surge-in a distant village drowned all the blood from domestic animals-country, chickens(show bodies, take interviews from local residents)explains-on the village attacked Tadajam Chupacabra)hereafter a long story about Chupacabra,how they supposedly look,their traces found even)in general, everything seriously,some children do not let go,Chupacabra)and only at the end of the voice for the frame regretted-good, be sure,there is a journey))

The tanks finally did normal physics. Now the tanks on the turns take off and twist...cool!
WOW: It remains to add a manual brake, signal, lighting enabled and voila - the latest version of NFS

From Habra about the work of the mail:
To organize the delivery of the Russian Post will help the Soviet specialists, who “know how this process should be organized”
Kremlin necromants will call on the deceased postmen to inflict horror on the postmen of the living.

From the city forum, topic about local legends:

And there is also a legend about the Black mayor, who has long been illegally removed from office and now he crushes fresh asphalt around the sewage fields at night and in every way harms all his successors.

From the publication, one of the answers to the question about worst sex:
The morning. The Office. The sun blinds the eyes, gliding through the blinds. He has a headache due to lack of sleep. We’re alone, because it’s too early and there’s no one. I sit in front of me, looking at the essence. And it was the most unforgettable sex, I would even say a rough fucking with a computer that some fool wrongly turned off. How can you crack down on linux?! to

Now it has become fashionable, excessive strap, to put on.

by Habr
It is easier to build normal roads. It is yours, Cap.
YYY: It’s not easier in our circumstances. In order to start building normal roads for the beginning you need to do so that the money allocated for their construction went for the purpose. For the huge sums that each year go to different "buildings" it was already possible to build an interplanetary fleet.
zzz: Do you think the money for an interplanetary fleet is not shy? and :)

Letter from the Client:
Topic of the report: Chelacea
Message: Goy issi, the boy. Today, in the lighthouse of a warehouse called, in the city of Donetsk, a young man belokuraja, sitting at the issue. I demanded from me a barista, that people in the people call a passport. Achi the devil had to leave this beast in his horms in the maid. I was then asked by a virgin for a label for riding a self-driving iron chariot. If I was without the car, I could not show this boy again. But I had a student ticket certificate with me and another certificate that allows the money service to pass. I ask you, the boy, what is wrong with my head on the papers of the treasury, but the supostate which took, if in the rush, the sending of a stranger? But there is a decree of the king, but of the people, which is strictest to do so? For a foreign firm called Sun accepts any letters so that only the face on it coincides. Thanks for the quick response.

She showed Sasha (6 years old) a cartoon old "pencil box", she looked with her mouth open, the cartoon ended and she first asked:
What kind of pencil did you advertise?

I work as an admin in a network of fitness clubs. There are check printers at the receptions in the clubs, well, there is an application - change this printer to us, we have made it three times and it's all broken, it's constantly breaking! The man goes out there for another question, returns. He says I did it, they don’t need a new one. It turned out that the pilot had little rotor, they switched off the printer and put their iPhones to charge.

Saint is

news
Employees of the Zarechny OVD are investigating the fact of the theft on the Ekaterinburg-Tyumen route, in the area of the village of Mali Brusyan, the video registrar.

The first comment
Thank you unknown heroes.

Ivanovich: Once again I am convinced that the accountants are weird. one comes in - "your sweetness lies" - and on the zephyr shows.I -"so take, go and eat".she - "no-no, I don't like the zephyr"O_o

16:07:22 Anzor Boriev letter of the Tsar of Macedonia Philip II, who conquered
many Greek cities, to the Spartans: “I advise you
Give up immediately, because
My army will enter your land.
I will destroy your gardens, I will enslave your people, and I will destroy your city.”
The Spartans answered: “If.”
16:08:10 I am fuck! How I love these bits.
16:08 am I wonder, but who found this letter?? to
16:08:29 me It has remained in sealed form?
16:08:32 me with the apostle?
16:08:47 me Or was it sent by the Russian Post and it just recently arrived?? to

I have received a letter from the universe today.I opened it and there is written that I am counted and that I must appear from 28 to 31 August at the universe.Crute!the letter was sent by mail on 17 August. came on 25 September.and it is from the Lenin prospectus to the military!bravo!post of Russia,I love you!:D

Why don’t you ever write poetry to me?and ((
I came to you with a greeting.
Tell me that the sun has risen.
Tell me money,
I told you to suck.
She is: Idiot

1: Because only real boys buy... the world’s largest penis extender called “Hammer.”
My wife only likes a hammer from the cars. I wonder what is it extending? and :)
Probably, she wants to ride a big trampoline at least in the afternoon. and :)

XXX: betrayal in the person of a loved one. What could be more painful?
Tagged: at the corner

Twilight and American Cake are essentially the same thing, it teaches that playing with food and fucking it is normal.

Spike: Downloaded memory optimizer in the Android market. Started by. He thought for 10 minutes, then said that most of the memory is eaten by himself and turned off. I am in shock O_O

XX: Did you know that we held the Sakharov Music Festival?
The Sakharov Festival? The same thing?!! by Fuck! Why not the Mozart Physics Olympiad?and "