XXX: at home I now have 2 comp, 2 wives and 1 server =)
YYY: A two wives is cool. As far as I know, it is illegal in Russia :D

I think many people don’t realize that Diablo 3 –
This is a game for girls - you chase the pieces.
You dream of a wheel. So nice to see it.
Brutal boys who are proud of beautiful things.)

skp: decided to add to the site when registering the check question: "Write the first CIFRUM of the year of your birth", and after this sharply dropped the number of reg on the site
Skp: after looking at the answers the reason became clear - about half of the users wrote in the answer a thousand.

Just heard in the market:
Where is the wheel seller?
He left...

from Habbra (post on programming in childhood):

I had to master basics on the book “PROGRAMMING ON FORTRAN” (!)
(Well, she was the only one in the programming bookstore.)

I wrote to the girl: "I want to see you! I’ve been thinking about you all day!", but I forgot to see who sent you. As a result, the SMS went to my boss. And it would be nothing, but while I was writing the denial, it came from him to me: “I didn’t know... If you want to come... I’m at home now ?”

Valko
On Saturday with Alenka were on a playground in Ikea.Gleb walked out...And here comes out a boy in a spider-man costume...Children surround him so with interest...and with the scream "Who is the first to fuck Spiderman!!!" the mess begins!! Then came Spiderman.
Atlanta is
Roof – Roof

The person in the status "Please do not follow my advice. I’m tired of scratching, but I can’t do anything with myself:("

XXX: I feel like mint after a short sleep
YYY: And I am a crap!
ZZZ: I am a redhead usually

A couple, meet for a month, a girl [D] invited a guy [P] to a cafe! The dialogue

Do you want to drink coffee or tea with me tomorrow? After the work!
Nikita: Do you want to leave me?
Christina: You are an optimist!
[1:25:34] Nikita : O_O

Sitting somehow in the military dentistry, all as usual, people, burning drills, etc. ...And here out of the office comes a doctor with a mask in his hands...a mask of the WARSTIK!!! The conversation stopped for 20 minutes :)

From the comments in JJ:
We once on Grushinsky accidentally (accidentally) cooked coffee on vodka, not water. Just in the dark, they did not recognize what was so transparent in a plastic bottle.
At first it seems ugly. And then – ah!

Yesterday I lay on my husband sleeping looking, straight like an angel when he sleeps and is silent, I understand how I love him, and he will turn sharply on his side and wrinkle in my lips))) I lie pale... looked up)

I beat him in the side, I say that the goat broke my lips.

Dr. Pepper: And what work do you have there?
Walk and annoy everyone.

On vacation 5 days, revised the "Supernatural" for the night, slept at 1-00, at 6-00 am ghost from FLASH!!!! I was shaken by the router and shouted: "Reboot the router". Throw it up, I answer.

I really want to make a movie "The Perforator" - where an unfathomable maniac-single one by one destroys lovers of dumbing)

Ulmart brilliant collar Ziver-401
Ilf, Rating: 5 out of 5,02.10.2012
Saratov
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I bought it for BDSM games with my wife, I recommend it!

Question from the Boss:

What is the difference between Facebook and a laptop? Facebook is better?

Why did you leave without me? I am insulting, mistrusting, jealous
by Ohrid))

So that the socks do not eat the mole, it is better not to remove them at all. And if you shoot, it is unnoticed and quiet when the moles are asleep.
The popular wisdom of men.