I am 48 and my son is 24. He has a very pragmatic view of things. I try to insinuate to him that he did something wrong there.

My son, fuck your mother!
Fuck, this is the news.

Australia became the first country in which cigarette packages lost brand color and logos. From December, cigarettes will only be able to be sold in identical packages, which will differ only by horrifying images of the effects of smoking.
YYY: YYY. there is also plastic money.
YYY: I want to go to Australia
YYY: how to buy
YYY: Please give me lung cancer
YYY: or out that lip cancer

Kazan, the lake, we feed the duck. A pillow with chocolate. Ducks suffer, swim for a long time, carrying pillows in front of them in the water: they soak. We started to break them food...Trying to see if the birds were happy.
Suddenly one goes out on the shore, holding something in the cloth. He looks at us. He puts something on the ground, looks at us again and goes back into the water. I think, the pillow, did you get it back? I decided to check - there was a note.
I paid...

I thought for a long time, looking at another omelette, how to tell my wife that I need more carb breakfast... found nothing better than to call it low-octane. I immediately understood what I said (I will prepare rocket fuel tomorrow) I love my wife)

Never marry a woman you can live with. Marry someone without whom you cannot live. Unknown Author

Often a woman without whom it is impossible to live, and a woman with whom it is impossible to live, is the same face.
Unknown cynic

There is a saying that if you want to do something well, do it yourself.
WOW: What happened to her?
He sent his manager for a baton. Well I think I’ll bring Nats or Snickers. It brings a spark! button! I had to send the sausage again.

You have a beautiful body;
She: You’re better, you’ve been going to the gym for six months!
He: Oh, imagine, we go out to the beach, and there girls in swimsuits, the figures are superb, one more beautiful, and all the girls begin to spit on my cubes on the press and muscles... And I tell them, “You are not interested in me, I’m married to the best woman in the world!”
You are not a husband! You are a treasure! The real treasure!
He is Dick!
She: I’m going to dig somewhere before my vacation! ; f
It is = (

I decided to drink a beer at night and take the neighbor’s chips while he’s not there.
I went into the refrigerator and it turned out he drank my beer the next day.

I get on the bus and watch the window. Nearby are a guy with a girl, on the go, just classmates, discussing that each of them would do if they changed bodies.
The guy says:
If you were poor. Every man in this city would know you face to face! I would offer your body to all my friends!
What the girl answers him:
You would be no less poor. I would also offer your body to all your friends (c) whitedm

The next time you hear the word “homophobia” from someone who supports homosexuals, ask them to distinguish between homophobia and legitimate opposition to homosexuality, and you will see that there is no legitimate reason for disapproval for them, and therefore anyone who disagrees with them is a homophobe who needs to shut his mouth. You will make sure that gay activists are not actually victims, but aggressors. They demand tolerance, but they do not show it. They insist on freedom of speech for themselves, but limit it to others. They invent words like “homophobia,” which seem scientific, but have no other purpose than manipulative.”

American lawyer and public figure Scott Lively

Your nose starts to itch when you sit in a hairdresser’s chair and your hands are covered with a shirt.

"Alexey, Alexey, you haven't seen my Harry Potter record, I can't find it for the second week.
Did he transgress to Hogwarts?
In the territory of Hogwarts you cannot transgress, dirty fog!

I went to the theatre. I will be late and fucking.

About myself

I am a man of difficult fate and easy behavior.
He was born on March 29, 1985, in secret from his parents.
by the horoscope.
I am not very well acquainted with music, my favorite singer is Lenin.
My hobby is strabismus.
In a past life, he was the favorite horse of his beloved horse.
I believe in death after life, in love after sex, and in cream after shaving.
My favorite activity is to play snow clothes.
For five years he worked at the Chaykovsky Conservatory, laying a chair in the saxophone class.
Formation: formed by the merger of the egg with the sperm.
I regularly do two things: sleep with Angelina Jolie and lie.
I only wear clothes in expensive grocery stores.
He pumped his muscles from the Internet and in his childhood fell from a tree and damaged his skin.
But I am a white crown among the dark horses.
And relationships with women do not fit into a suitcase.
My favorite food is mezim.
I am still fascinated by the work of Nikolai Gumilev and I know about 80 rhythms for the word Anton.
My favorite movie is the clip of Dima Bilan "On the Shore of the Sky".

Text written 22 April 2011 at 16:20
About 3 years on the website

It is urgent! Remove a good man from the army. Healthy (who has any acquaintances? Write to.
You can make it completely unhealthy) acquaintances are)))

c of Habr.

xxx or win + d
yyy: The boss will suspect something if you always look at the empty desk.
zzz: In that case, just tell the boss that you are under the mushrooms. This innocent trick will help to avoid unnecessary suspicions.

I made a website to clients on the subject of selling and breeding Chihuahua, and I received a letter from them:
by Alexei,
and gt;
> 1) The animation is fine
> 2) With genitals too is normal
3) There’s another question (forgot to say yesterday): When we look at photos of dogs in Our Dogs, it’s unclear how to go out.
Usually everyone has a cross in the photo, but we don’t have anything. I press the cross on the page, and I leave the internet entirely.
> Can I do something for people like me?

@malivnik
My old world has collapsed. I will never be able to be as I was before. I heard the cover of Hope Kadysheva on the song of Tsoy "Peremen".

Here comes to me a man invisible.
Here is...
What here?
and lamp.
I see the light, and what?
It does not work.
Am I here?
Are you a mechanic?
The machinery...
and VOOT. Take your lamp and give me my money back!
“Shu... Khm... Sorry, but on what basis?
You are a mechanic...
And what?
How what? Everything is sold in the car...
On which side am I?
I bought a lamp. On my question about the guarantee, the seller replied that it works under the license of the Moscow Metro, and if the goods are of poor quality, then within 2 weeks it can be returned and the money can be obtained by contacting any train engineer on the line where the goods were purchased.
- O_O facepalm

A colleague's little son burns, asks him:
Does it also help half-lived people?
What, what is what?
The half-lived type of our grandmother?
An elderly thing?
I say, half alive.