K. Larina, journalist: “Rhythms of Time: In the Soviet Jesus Christ Superstar was banned as religious propaganda, now - as blasphemy.”

Q: Do you do it?
I am sitting at work.
WOW: Working day at 9, I came at 9:15, there is no one, everything is closed. I went through the neighboring office, opened the doors, the time was 10 - no one. No one calls. No one enters. There was a zombie apocalypse and everyone was extinct. He went out, closed doors and windows. After 5 minutes, the boss drew, first issued a premium for the presence in the only number at the workplace, then imposed a fine for closing the office during working hours in the amount of the premium.

In our time in the nick Angelina_56 is not so important 56 - it is the age or year of birth...

The sales department manager (by 1C)
says: "The client needs a server for 15 persons."
They say to him, “What are you serving at the table?”

Retirement age is the age when you live for retirement and pay your children.

From the Android forum:
Show me a picture of the road.
Are you sure you need to show him?
Per the screen is enough?

A: Is your life full? Every day new acquaintances, new girls, nightlife, clubs, cafes, restaurants, numerous hobbies, travel, interesting and highly paid work, etc. Do you have one?
A: No, I am a technician.

October 1 on Twitter: Wake up the guy from Green Day, he asked.

Muslims thunder embassies, people are killed, buildings are set on fire. As a protest against a movie that says Muslims thunder embassies, people are killed, buildings are set on fire...

The sixth iPhone will be sold through pharmacies on a prescription

Prefect in Cultural Studies (p) and student (c)
Q: Yes, if you do not take the exam in writing, you will take the exam orally.
Q: What is easier?
It is easier to hang.

From Habr:

xxx: I wanted to argue with you, but fuck, you are right.
YYY: Usually it doesn’t bother people. You are a good guy :)

After the menstrual period, which lasted 7, instead of the usual 3 days, my husband in the process of the prelude said to me: "So. I will be brief." :)

by Walter1938:
Has the girl left you? I just want to do...

I only got one flower in my life.
Here are the fucks.
xxx: it was a black rose... or rather originally white, painted in black with a bubble to paint the car))
Oh, but since I got it for a breakup, I don’t have my favorite colors anymore.
NN: for such shoulders of breasts, a pleasant mouthpiece, legs, and a totally fucking inner world - only once? O.O

Only by going to the courtyard in the evening you understand the true meaning of the phrase "Do not get up".

The 10-year-old daughter called the former... as always standard questions.
How is it?
and normal. Doctors were checked at school yesterday.
In the drugs?
Dad, you checked your eyes.

I once worked in a computer club in a suburban Moscow city. And I noticed a trend: as soon as a movie about hackers was shown on television, one or two guys appeared the next day, came to the club, took me to the side and flashed and asked, say, where we have a hacking bump here. When I answered that I had no idea what they were talking about, they cuddled and said, “Okay.”

% on the TV. The Federal Channel.

Two girls are talking. one another:

You are what? Give up! He will crush you and throw you away! Go back to the panel immediately!by 11

Turn off the TV %

In a conversation with a colleague I give out: “No, thank you, don’t need, I’m an independent person... cute, intelligent... Hm, how do I know this phrase? A! Here a soft sign wandered the southern tree!!! Why do you look at me like that? Are you happy, the boss finally went crazy? Not just now :)"
PS I remembered the lower keyboard.