Haber, discussion on the topic "A glass of water will help from drowsiness":

Alaska
And in the morning it will be easier to get up, the toilet will be tricky)

Logan
This is called "to get a hydrobuilder" :)

Our universe burned, there is no roof, and now on the second floor we have to scratch snow
XX: So here, I walk around the building and strike the rector scratching something on the wall.
When he saw me, he greeted me and hurried away.
XX: I approached, and under the inscription "universe burned" I saw, the phrase written by the calligraphic XX: the handwriting of the rector: "Thank you Cap"
XXX: respecting him has become more)))))))

It is Samuraico!
You have been a fool for thirty years.

Do not upset your neighbor.
How about yourself?

You may not notice your age.
He notices you...

My mother had an original Haishnikov brigade in the area. We call it “the conscience of the pedestrian.” I also suffered somehow from it: I run somehow across the road... yeah... a little off the crossing... and here on the side is delivered an enhanced dynamic, thirsty and reverberating, like the voice of the Canterville ghost:
The Woman! Woman, you are not ashamed! You are not ashamed to run across the road. Somebody will hit you! Will it happen because of you? Did you teach traffic rules at school?! to
In general, I managed to run, but I never ran there again.
A month later, I sit with my mom in the guests, summer, the windows are open, and suddenly, out of the window, familiar unbreakable calls:
and man! A man in a red shirt. Yes yes you! Do you see Zebra? Is it so hard to walk 50 meters?
And she follows him. Meadedly. and shameful!
I stood by the window and whispered with red ears. Better to get to the zebra!! to
Today came the apocalypse.
We stand with my mother at the bus stop, and we observe a strange thing: a grandmother runs through the crossroads, not much of what is not in accordance with the rules, nor is it in terms of concepts (I cross the road, only if I do not disturb drivers - corporate ethics :)). For it runs with a zigzag in the midst of the stream and glitters at the crossroads.
And then out of the corner turns out, shining red and blue, like a Christmas tree, the Conscience of the Walker. He began to preach:
Grandma in a white hat. Where, where are you running?! to
Grandma little that does not listen to the trumpet voice, so still weeps and cries:
Stay away, I am late!
This champion runs to the stop, tries to catch for the bumper leaving the road, but the one accidentally releases a club of smoke into her face and is taken to the dark.
And the Conscience of the Pedestrian, meanwhile, does not hurry to stop. and stands.
Grandma spit after the road and rushes to the haishniks.
You have seen it, right? This is fucking! I am so late! Take me away!
The Haishnik is out. Servantly opens the back door of the grandmother and knocks into the salon. The grandmother joyfully enters there. The frozen people at the stop, of course, start to be outraged: not much of what the grandmother shuhra has led on the road, so now she will still be carried out!
And here the haish machine, not moving from place, begins to tremble and scream.
It turns out that they locked the doors and fined the grandmother!

Conscience is a terrible thing, it turns out! It is :)

– My husband wanted to have a mistress... I replied, “Mole, dear, we will not pull”... Better I will lead a lover... an extra penny in the house will not hurt!

Cut the fish, cut it.
Wife: How did you get caught up?
I thought the knife was stupid.
It was not a knife.

Irina
I only read what you wrote in the column "about yourself"

Roma is
There’s not just one about me 😉
The most important)
Just 1 in 10 people according to statistics.
What do you think I am? ;)

Irina
The unmarried?

Roma is
No other option)
When does a guy say he’s not like everything he’s meant?

Irina
He is gay!

Roma is
Hm...

Roma is
I will have to present myself in a different way.)

Roma is
I am left)

02:02 Children's Department
Once again, I walked past the children’s room.
The end of summer, but the day was warm, wind, which opened the windows everywhere.
As I passed by the last window of the building, I heard a loud, clear command voice.
"Take it all right and right and take it all on your knees and your knees!!!and "

Nanda... I laughed for a long time, of course, this is a pity of kids)))
Think with your head!

We are talking about 40 degrees:

xxx: But throw a slide at the ski resort some difference from -20 to +20 and a guy goes on a snowboard and drowned.
YYYYYYYYYYYY :D

I go on the road. On the shield the agitator of the LDPR: "Hurry to do good". There was an insurmountable desire to write: "...until the elections passed".

Karamelko: The smoke in general dive
Karamelko: Brings to us the client printed photos, asks to remove the red eyes
Karamelko: Admonitions that the need for a digital original is a scandal
Karamelko: And here Dimka says he can do anything
Karamelko: Eventually he removed his red eyes
The knives are crazy! All the way!

Picture of a large-scale devacha:

apple

News on Yandex: Opposition on the shares in the Volga burned and arranged a flashmob
They actually celebrated the massacre.

I go home with the girl. We both want to go to the toilet bigger. So there is a dispute "who will go first?".
I: I suggest solving with the help of "stone-sweater-paper".
She is: well. of paper.
And he leaves dancing in the direction of the toilet with a recently purchased roll overweight.

HHH
How to Cook Clear?
HHH
Eggs, flour, water...salt and sugar...what else?
YYYY
I found someone to ask!
XXX is
Ladies, I asked three girls how to cook clay, but none of them could answer.
XXX is
Or is it a conspiracy against men?
XXX is
Do you not give strategic data, such as how to cook food or where the second socks?

I read the horror story that starts approximately like this: "Two years ago, a story happened to me..."
First comment : "So you survived though?"

Genius of Physics:

Exam in Physics
I was late, I ran wet to the basement, I picked up a ticket, I went to prepare... in 20 minutes I sat in front of him, I got a leaflet.He raises his eyes, he takes a leaflet, despite it, he mouths and throws.
What are atoms made of?
of the molecules.
Silently, he takes the check, puts four and points to the door.
Now it is terrible for our scientists physicists... and suddenly a nuclear collapse, and we all take the exams.

Or Rally? I am afraid that a physics student at the exam believes that atoms are made up of molecules. Just like the bricks from the houses.

XXX: Are you back in Zuzu again?:D
YYY: NEA
yyy: only two pva)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)))
Tagged: beer
I think it burned 😉