Coca-Cola now without preservatives!What are the conservances? It has a half-life of 200 years!

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Yyy: Peter is no longer a cultural capital!
Zzzz: No figured! We’re going to fuck anyone’s culture!

After a second liter of beer, the surrounding sober people begin to behave inadequately.

The cat has been asking for the cat for a week. His father brought her a beautiful bridegroom from his neighbors. He's around her and so and so, and she doesn't let him just whisper and whisper, in general, a real girl. The cat was sent home. The father takes him on his hands with the words: "Send Fenia, your bride doesn't want you, she has a headache today!"
The curtain.

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That awkward moment...

and feeds:
Dredd without Stallone is like remembering everything without Schwarzenegger.

by Vasya:
You won’t believe...

Today I watched the picture: A man is slowly riding a motorbike, hearing a headphone in his ear, and loudly quarrels with someone:
Go on, there is no turn! No, I am telling you! Not to the right, not to the left, not up, not at all. Yes, I fucked your mom in the head, and I'll fuck you if you're fucking on the topic.

I think, poor girl, there is no nerve enough to communicate with such. He passes a little further, descends from the motorbike, pulls his earphone out of his ear with the words:
It’s easier to find without a navigator.

At three o’clock in the evening I write in C++.
I write in Google: "How to make a class friendly".
I go through the first reference.
I read, read and in two minutes I notice that this is a teacher’s website.

The Ginny! What a joke??? I am 24 years old!
I thought I was 25 years old.
I am 25
I am 25.

me(22:52:00 20/09/2012)
What can Muslims really do about the United States?
viva (22:53:51 20/09/2012)
Come on a social program

The evening. I sit on the balcony and smoke. Under the window of the track, and in a couple of kilometers bike club "Night Wolves". To the lightforest comes a car of 8-9 cyclists on harleys. They are standing, motorcycles roar, rushing from the place - a whistle on the whole street.
After 5 seconds in the opposite direction, a broken nine goes without an extinguisher. So she overwhelmed them all without tension.
The Russian car industry.

My sister told me she works as a teacher in a kindergarten with basements. Daddy and Mommy came for their child, their babysitter complains that their child is in the toilet when he sits painting. Her father tells her, “Well, take the pencil from him if he doesn’t paint.” The granddaughter replied, “Yes, but he doesn’t paint with a pencil. The parents immediately turned red and quickly retreated from there.

Mom: Misha go here, we need to consult with you... we’ve thrown your bed.)))

Mercuzio: If after the question, “Why don’t you smoke?” I still hoped that this country could be saved, then “Why do you brush your teeth every day?”!" went to obtain a firearm license. and. and.

During the lesson, the practitioner was removed. From the back hears:
Pull her up!
Are you filming porn?
A little weather:
On your knees!
I’ll keep it up until June until I like it.

- I hear, when Vkontakte shut down, then in the shops sharply drop sales of camera!

The younger (5 years old) son tells the older daughter (9 years old), opening a huge box with details from the designer (in a confident tone):
“Yes, Nadia, we don’t need instructions!

I want to smell your shoulders.
YYY: It’s very hard for me to change a loved one.
XXX: We will not betray
YYY: And how then? I’ll just let you smell my shoulders. ?

2134, the speed of computing and the volume of memory of the PC reached such a level that when trying to count them a person goes down the sum, but Opera and Kaspersky do not give up and continue to eat half of the system resources.

neo: And you, collision, taught geography by magnets on the refrigerator, as I can see?