I was in class 2 for writing about the monument to Krylov, which was filled as a camel (
I still wonder why, as a camel, I can’t find an excuse.

Do you want to connect?
When did you get my optical fiber? There was no autumn, and the optics are not placed in the frost.
... what?
My house is not connected.
What house do you have?
such a
Apparently not connected.
So you call? Can I leave an application?
No application can be left.
So what do you want?
Well to tell you about our internet, suddenly you want to connect.
and? Even if you want, you don’t even want to take a request.
Your home is not connected.
What do you want from me?
to Goodbye.

I lie in bed with my loved one in the morning. In the morning he smells. begins to stumble. I crawl and try to get out of bed.
M: Where have you gathered?! to
I go to the kitchen and make breakfast.
M: Sun, now you can only go...
In the fucking?!...

From the comments to the lot of charitable auction meetings:
After hearing about the academy, I was surprised to think of the military, but then I remembered that there are no such beautiful people and calmed down.
YYY: Oleg, why this is not the case, I am studying at the MVD Academy for example and won the competition "Pilot 2011" there. I am not the only one who finds myself attractive and attractive.

Seberya: I’ve watched the First Channel before to get news. Now I’m watching the First Channel to see how it’s delivering the news.

Until you begin to observe the life of ants through the magnifying glass on a sunny day, you don’t even think about how often these creatures suddenly burn out with fire.

If you believe the phrase "You are what you eat" - today I am a deer, but it's not scary, sorry vegetarians

- If there is a cell Against all in the ballot note - it is necessary to provide also the position "For all".

- In general, you can already put in the bulletin and the second square "Add to friends";;

Stephan, pterodactyl, you are a calf, if in your understanding a friend, a potential girl is one who comes to bring a liter of vodka and a half cup of beer, and she doesn’t drink, but fucking with each of your friends in turn, then I’m somehow even glad that this vacancy came to a Belarusian fool, and not me. I voluntarily withdraw from the contest.

@mitekbelchik Judging by how many times I started doing something, and then dropped - I am a versatile undeveloped personality.

The time management article, published at 02.31 in the night from Saturday to Sunday, is strong, yes.

Governor: Well, how about corporate?
The Higher Society: Succeeded! Chlamydia was drunk in the hollow. Dimitri stumbled into smoke. Popov was also very sober. and ;)

Artem
My name is Daisy in the summer.
Marat
Do not go, the name is bad.

I drove the girl in the car and she said:
She: Oh, you are so good. Marry to me.
I: I will marry you only on one condition – my engagement ring will be the Ring of Almighty.
She: How did you get your Star Wars?

I can’t communicate with her anymore.

Q: What do you pay attention to when dating a guy?
WOW: The presence of intelligence and its level.
I am 85

From the online bookstore:
Dear customers from Moscow. I draw your attention, that the city of Odessa (where books are sent), is not a station of the Moscow metro!

From the Marble Cancer Forum:
Does anyone need these wonderful animals?
Who do they need these stray grasshoppers?

Siberian

Minus twenty-two - do not sleep, Moscow!
Minus twenty-three - the sludge of substrate!
And at twenty-four, we are warm in the apartment!
Twenty-five is a joke!

Minus twenty-six - we will eat more!
Minus twenty-seven is not fuck at all!
Minus twenty-eight - please repeat!
Minus twenty-nine - we will wear vals!

Even in minus thirty – happy faces!
And at thirty one, we eat a plumber!
Minus thirty two – round the head!
Thirty-three and you look at it.

And thirty-four, what’s going on in the world?
Thirty-five are fucking fucking.
Thirty-six is already a gesture!
Thirty-seven is not funny at all.

Thirty-eight - we will ask for it!
Minus forty-three - dead snakes
minus forty-five - and crows, fucking
Minus forty eight - wear three shoes

Minus fifty - hair crumbles
Seventy-four – as in the Times Square
Minus ninety - just breathe
Ninety-two - Sleep My Moscow

I can’t understand if I’m a perverted person or if I haven’t eaten for a long time.
Do you want blood again? :)
Yes, I just feel like my socks smell like big-mack.

From the ASK:

XX: I decided to cook the peelings yesterday. I’ve gotten the pelmeni... well I think I’ll make the super pelmeni. I threw the laurel leaf, onion, spices broke... boil...
I watched their cheeks swallow. I think Narnia is ready.
I get one, I try... and there is a sausage inside...