I just now realized that men with all their frightening phrases that they will now “punish us” or “punish us” are not scary at all, but rather ridiculous.
Why such conclusions?
xxx: you just never did wax depilation of deep bikini, here's who can really punish us" or " punish us", so this is the master of depilation)) Girls will understand me)

Author: Ivan Petrovich
For whom: Roman
Subject: Re: Book "A Hundred Years of Solitude"
So what book do you need?

by: Roman
Who: Ivan Petrovich
Subject: RE: Book "A Hundred Years of Solitude"
"A Hundred Years of Loneliness" in a tough interplay.

HH: You are so clever. Probably the whole head from the inside.

Prickin, today at work wanted to make an excuse for me for the fact that I smoked in the office_)and I said that I cleaned the power units from dust with a new method of plasma combustion_)I was asked to show_)Well, I took a balloon with gas for the lighters and half it in the BP and fire_)The sting went what it needed, but such a nuclear fungus I never even saw_)The headliner then said that I would continue in the same spirit and work with the fire_)

One of the girls in the office today divorced another. We laugh, we can’t. Most of them are fucking head-to-head.
The topic of losing weight. And one (Alena) another (Lena) says, “You know how I lost weight? I walked back and forth - calories type burned, bla bla bla..." Probably said so. So this fool has been walking behind a half hour. And Alena, after this speech, turned to us when she left and said, “Nihera, I fucked her.” Every time Lena now enters the room with her ass, we break inside from laughter.

How did you meet your mother and get married?
We were neighbors.
That is, you, like a plant that grows next to you, have a husband.

smoke
Do you like Dali or Monet?

circle
Smoke, I’ve told you before) I didn’t read it.

XXX: No, is that okay?
YYY :?? to
xxx: drunk, all already subdued, we are sitting on the couches, someone with the girls in a hug
This is your Sasha.
xxx: and gives out: Taaak, clearly, and where is blackjack?

I heard the phrase “the Russians don’t give up.”
I thought the Russians didn’t stop at all.
YYY: Even before the mind
zzz: especially in front of the mind

[18:05:33]Ikaric: the call of the father
[18:06:52]Ikarach: the type of approach
[18:07:06] Icarus: I am going to go. Dad goes to the balcony. He points to the tree and asks.
Icarus: I am watching
Ikaric: in the branches of trees, above the road, at the height of the 5th floor hangs...
Icarus: The Guitar...

Not surprisingly, children often have imaginary friends. Did you have that in your childhood?
YYY: I have them all now...

I had my shoes repaired yesterday.
xxx: with the words "need to ask"
XXX: I started off.

The forum. The topic of smoking.
I smoke, but I don't understand how this can be done in the apartment, in my opinion, it's equal to fuck in the pants.

If I were a chemical element, what would I be?
Tagged with: natrium fucking
No, not the alcohol.
XXX: What

What does RIP mean?
Rest in peace – rest in peace.
There is a DVD rip on the DVD! So they are all dead? and :(

Just brought the package to the house, the mother accepted, instead of the iPhone was a LEGO designer, she signed up for the package. What Lego was there became known later. Is there a way to get the money back through the stick?
Viper> Have you tried?

Oh, they say, have you gotten a man here?
Well?
Let me see!
by Cho?
For a man! Let me see!
- O_O
Give him a link to your contact!
There is no VKontakte.
How not?! to
Not at all.
Pfff, I knew you were lying. You have no man!

I am a gynecologist. We conduct a medical examination at the company, a large flow of people. Everyone says: “Hello, go and dress up.” A man has already passed 50. Another woman lie down on a chair, I insert a mirror, I take out my neck in the mirrors, and I say, “Hello!” The woman says, “Doctor, who am I there?”and "

XXX: I found a whirlwind yesterday under my bed in the country.
YYY: And how is he?
XXX: Well, it’s like a goat, I just don’t understand how it got there.
xxx: fuck, I’m angry with the keyboard on the netbook, there’s not even it!
YYY: And how did you write it then?
You have copied from old messages.

111: a passage of the grandmother’s telephone conversation is delivered: "Hello. Have rested? How much did you earn?" O_O