My happiness says:
I sit at work, I work.
And then I remember I have you.
You have breasts.
As it does not work)

One girl managers insults another girl:
Dasha, sune the paper in the printer with your head down, Dasha, what are you doing? You don’t know where the head is???! to

Thoughts from the Director:

He’s so young, and he’s all gone.

About the iPhone5.
I recently bought a new toilet, with an elongated barrel and seat shape "a rectangle with rounded corners" it’s just divine, I don’t change it for anything. The old models of this firm are also good, but this new one has an even larger tank and even more lengthy, it's straight "tron", indeed even on the old model never was able to empty the whole barrel when washed.
All the others who have simple toilets they just envy me when they say that their toilet is no worse. Competitors really also have a toilet with a large barrel and still washing power like the Niagara Falls, but it’s not as cool as I do! they have a toilet with a shelf, but they have the past century, I have a stylish, fashionable, youthful with a straight sludge all falls right into the water, really when you walk big, the water on the pop splashes,
But nothing I used to paper clothes, then it will not scratch. Yes, and the barrel is large, but not the standard proportions have to stretch a little to the sludge button, and there is no stool like all the others, but it is not needed here, everything is cleaned after use, and the fact that in the winter the pop will freeze is not a problem. And the erchic needs to be special to it only from the manufacturer's firm, it's such a complex device. He’s so dumb, so dumb, and everyone else is jealous of me.

Do you need an Ikeevsky table? The kitchen or the camp?
WOW: No, it seems to me. and what?
hhh: yeah to throw out the frog, and the place even the disassembled occupies
WOW: Well, I have a pretty decent table, I also have no particular place.
oxygen (
Don’t be sad. Buried as a Viking. That is. Go down to the water and shoot with a burning arrow from a distance... And be sure to put a sword in it, without a sword, they will not let Valhalla go.
Who else would I offer it?
Gather and take to the rubbish, who will take?
He is too cool!! Didn't you know that the loyal tables that are thrown into the laundry are revenge?
So I prefer to put a sword in them first, then drop it into the water, and then fire it from a distance with a burning arrow.

Really cold in the apartment is when you realize that I go to the refrigerator can not clean.
HH: It won’t ruin.

The most flawed Russian quest is a clinic. Run around a bunch of places, fight for your place under the sun in a row and get a magical paper wrap!

From the forum:

I bought a cat. According to the documents, pure sphincter, as well. I gave 10 thousand. Within a week, the cat grows. Shoot me please.

The commentary:
What a difference! Hairy, hairy - the main thing is that a person is good!

Commentary on the post on the hubre about a plush toy with an iPhone instead of a brain
xxx: Think of a toy... I have a few acquaintances, with an iPhone instead of a brain... ))

I asked Betty to be with her 5 year old son today. I was at work, my wife at the universe. In the evening, the son proudly shows a living healing stone, pasturing in a poured bath.
Grandfather, for fun, bought a fish for his grandson. Well, in order not to traumatize the child’s psyche by talking about killing, I proposed to my son "let him live a little", and there we may roast (I think)
The clock passes, the son turns around (I sit, I work) and puts various caliber dining and kitchen knives next to him. The dialogue:
Dad, have you finished your job?
Yes, there is a little left.
Well, when you finish, turn off the computer - and let's go to kill the rock!
and??? The karp? to kill?? to
Well yes! I have already played. You can already eat.
Youth is nothing holy.

A week ago I got married..today I go home after work - my wife boasts upgrades.At the question about the cost of a new clothes so needed" I get a worthy and reasoned answer - "What a difference, this is my salary!". I kept silent, as if you’t argue... The woman thought a little and said, “Dear, forgive me, I shouldn’t have said that... now everything is OUR! Your salary is mine too!!!and "

XXX: Eating at home
YYY: Yes cat dog rabbit choose the advice cat he is the fatest

on the wall: "If your wife has a headache try attaching new Italian boots to the forehead:)))"
From the bottom of the comment-clarification: "Do you need to wear shoes with all your strength or how?"

I turned on the telephone yesterday. There was advertising, stalling a grant. He checks the documents, then says the luggage compartment open... A man with a loose mouth opens the luggage compartment... and there AK 47 is brightly yellow... I am O_o wtf?? Ment in the frame asks: What is it? That is, replies the man of Grant with the machine. Not a pepper? I was still 5 minutes after this advertisement in the stupor. Are they the ones who invented them?

Yesterday in the store.
Before us, a man for 40 years bought a washing machine.
The worker asks the saleswoman: Do you have legs for my dishwasher?
Q: What kind of pool do you have?
M: Do I have it? Hm... the man!
and :)

Interview with "MTS":
- On "Kievstar" do you bet?
and constantly.

Yandex is evil.
I had to find a rhythm to congratulate. Entered in the search "rhythms online"... So this bastard immediately gave a side picture with the image of the wall, on which is written "Anton Gondon"
I hate it (

I am a fucking librarian.
2: What a charm. The classical "punishment cannot be pardoned". This is what the library writes!! Or is it B...?
Fuck it is impossible to understand.

xxx: Ford - an off-the-go car, helped to avoid the detachment

YYY: Did she do a spell?and :)

I’m programming, with my head at work. My wife comes into the kitchen and I say to her:
When you drink tea, call me.
I will not drink...
I think about myself: "Strange, the request is correct, and returned the error".