Dv0rsky: A month ago moved to NTS after several years of using iPhones
Qde5n1k: and what is the impression?
Less looking at men’s ass.

I have a comrade dressed very modestly, there is a car, but he rarely rides on it and tells all the girls when they meet that his mother is a prostitute and his father is an alcoholic and a tunaeater, although in fact his father is a city prosecutor and his mother is the head of the district tax office.

YYY: Yes, good, generally not very decorative)

Summer has passed and I have not lost weight.
Even the iPhone has lost weight, but you don’t.
The iPhone is real and you don’t have it.

A friend of a husband crossed on some deaf road a double consistent, in the bushes they were born. You can’t guess what happened.
Two tickets to the circus.

She: Why do men have the right to judge women by the parameters 90-60-90? What if we? 25 is! And do what you want: chew the carrots, sit on the yeast, even in the "Rastish" make!
He: I’d look at you, like you would look at me, if I’d be putting my unit in the morning.

by Platon:
Socrates’s next statement will be false.
and Socrates:
What Plato said is true.
Thus was born the first troll.

Grammatical errors are in the face, not in the comments. Otherwise, you risk losing a little self-knowing.
222 for the future.
333: A little Volan de Mort?

Letter from an employee:
Subject: Request to restore the file

I deleted the file.

\\Server\Regions\Peter\Do not delete\RESTORED\report.xls

Please restore

thank you!

The Animal Planet. Scene 1: show the mother of a giraffe with a baby. After the baby is born, the mother hides it in the bushes until the baby becomes stronger.
The next scene: a flock of lions lying down swallow their bones, rubbing the last pieces of meat. The commentator continues: "But it’s not always effective."

X: We’ve been re-writing with you for a year, you’re such a crazy girl, maybe we’ll meet in real?
W: You can, but you will be disappointed.
X: Yes, I don’t count on much.

I didn’t sleep today.
WOW: What is it?
The cat woke up at 5 in the morning.
Oral to Oral?
No, it came on the face.
HH: It is accidental.
HHH: Maybe it is.
Kill for that! And you what?
HHH: I told her!! to
WOW: What is it?
HHH: Well, it is...
WOW: What did he say?
She is my sweet girlfriend.

Sitting in the cinema at the Evil 5 Abbey, Alice is questioned:
Project Alice, who are you working for?? to
Voice from the room:
At Sberbank of course.
The room could not come in for 2 minutes.

From the bike post, about the fact that animals anticipate bad events.

Every morning, as I go to work, the chorus begins to get angry in the cage and break the door.
The temptation to believe in signs and not to go strong is incredible)) The question is how to convince the bosses to believe my horny?

Are you cooking delicious? I am asking as a man.)
YYY: I... well I don’t put the tea badly.

Photo of a car struck by Belaz
Alex:> In "Mercedes" crashes "BelAZ". From "Mercedes" no one leaves.
Arman:> Try to get out of the two-dimensional world into our world.

I was given a smartphone Samsung, I have a question: Can I not watch the videos and news about the iPhone? And not screaming that he is bad? Or is it mandatory now?

from ZH
XXX is shit.
YYY : Why?
xxx: Because you are an unrecognized genius and I am a conservative society.

I sell an apartment. 10 minutes to the garage. The garage is not sold.

Advertising of dog food. The dog all rotates and snatches, and at the same time "speaking":
Is it it? Is it it?
And I sit, and I am tormented by vague doubts: why does the dog call food "it"?

From the discussion of the new iPhone and Samsung C3
XXX: fuck, I have nails 2760, I am all satisfied
YYY: And it is discharged once every two weeks, right?
XXX: She doesn’t sit down from shopping, bleat!!! to