True friendship is to transmit 7 gigs via Skype.

We have a small building in which we work.
Not so long ago, a new cleaner appeared, a young maid slightly over twenty, with the intelligence of a fifth-grade and the eyes of a poor cow.
He killed me the day before.
I am sitting in a warm and light toilet, reading a book.
Here steps behind the door, pull the pen, the door is closed.
Five-second pause and the alarming voice of Vicky:

Who is there?? to

So what to answer, Blake? The militia? The sanitary? The Santa?? to

Through the compressed laughter he gave up his own!! to

seemed to calm.

c - student, z - deputy dean and teacher of metro machinery

Q: How long do I need to take the course?
Q: In general, until May, but personally you will be riding with me at the department on December 21, 2012, all normal people will die at home in front of the TV with the family and you with me at the department :)

c) The Phoenix

She started doing repairs in the kitchen, allowed her daughter to paint on old wallpapers, saying at the same time: "You can even write a matyug" (she's already a big girl, 12 years old). I go into the kitchen after a while and see the inscription on the wall with large letters - "MATYUYUG" - This is education!!! to

Why Do We Need Cognac?
Would you like to love this beautiful nymph tonight?
Oh yeah yes!
What about a charming small armored train?
No is!
That’s why, Constantine, we need a cognac.

Discuss the patch to the skyrim, which allows you to smash as weapons any things (toughs, blades and other sludge). The first stone:
"Thanks to you!! Dragons on the Ride! The damage is small, but psychological trauma - for a lifetime! :D :D :D :D "

xxx: For several years I met with an ex-girlfriend who principally preferred to sleep at the wall. Now the new girl just explodes the brain: she sleeps no less principally. I have a paradigm break!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Take them both into bed and sleep in the middle.

Prep is frank:
I was once spied by students, so one got a notebook and asked me about it, and the other on the phone shoots..."

Kholodkov Bros.

I won a beauty contest!
WOW is good. What had to be done there?
ZZZ: Well there is a diphile, they look at you as you are cared for, how you have your body, a talent contest to sing or dance.
Does this remind you of nothing?
xxxh: defile, evaluation of care, talent competition... I think I remember. We were in this competition in 98, right? Only then was it called a large breed dog exhibition.

Correspondence with a classmate, now a biofak student:
XXX: I gave up my body. 3 but gave up.
YYY: AAAA AAAA! Students take organs at exams!!! How to live without the liver?
XXX: The body is nothing else. Last year I gave an anal.

I searched the internet for contour maps, stumbled on 'Download audio book "Contour maps. History of Russia.' takes 425 minutes, I thought.

You are my biggest disappointment. If I knew who you were and what you were, I’t talk to you. Great was faith in conformity with the image of reality. Melancholy smart beautiful girl
Dark Water: So I am a funny, stupid, ugly boy.

News: The United Nations recognizes access to the Internet as a basic human right
Ogre: But people without the internet never knew about it.

The daughter has a large soft sheep that tells stories.
Imagine in the silence of the night from the corner a quiet stealing voice "Hello baby. Be comfortable with..."

There are now in the room:
Vladilin, X-boy, ridiculous_catE, pider-man:D, ZaebalaZima
...
The user entered the room.

The boys are deceived! I need your help again!!! to
User X-Men has left the room
The user has left the room.
*Pider-man:D has left the room
*The user of ZaebalaZima left the room
The Hole: ((
The Lord, can you help?
I am a bot!

XXX: What is the joke? Here was a fluid student, the 5-year-olds seemed to be adults and serious people.
Xxx: now behind the shoulders of 2 universities, a candidate of science, I head a large company, under the supervision of 1,000 people, wife, three children.... But to this day in the ass of childhood ))) Either with friends we fool like idiots, or I sit in the evenings I play x-boxing with my son... Where is she, adult life??... I do not understand anything...

I’ll never, I’ll never forget what kind of nonsense I had to call somebody on behalf of the boss. Apparently he was ashamed to call... I didn’t understand why he didn’t do it himself at the time.

WOW: I sometimes trick=) but rarely, when it’s a very dumb task... I call, and while the boss doesn’t see, I drop and continue to stand with the telephone. And so a couple of times. At first, nobody took, and the shares were busy! I am not happy with my hand. Can you call me? 😉

XHH: High communication skills

Wow, I wrote this in my resume 😉 😉

Wassermann: The progressive public at the time very violently protested against compulsory psychiatric care – as a result of which the existing system of such assistance has been almost completely destroyed, which, as can be seen by the naked eye, has very badly affected the state of the most progressive public.

Tarsius Sapiens: I loved Indian cinema as a child. "I have the same mole on my left ass as on my right! My sisters are my sisters!"
Hitter: =)))))))))))))))
HITCHER: Why are the two buttocks dancing?

I sent a questionnaire to the passport through the portal of state services. Not only is it that as a result, you still have to stand in line to give the receipt and show the passport, so instead of immediately registering the questionnaire electronically, print it out and drive it through a scanner that recognizes this questionnaire! All this happens in one office. Innovation is fucking.