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[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70166
 17.09.2012
Actually cool those who, having or not having an iPhone, can afford not to scream about it at every corner.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70165
 17.09.2012
stranik: I am here communicating with you has become too often using the words "bla" and "chouac", need to bind
Fuck you guys, relax.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №70164
 17.09.2012
Sadly, I couldn’t take a photo. I saw in Norway some kind of synthetic wool fig, which was written as follows:

We take the bottles and drink them into small pieces.

Then we take them to the United States, where they are melted and made a synthetic thread.

In China, our products are made from this wool.

- which are delivered on ships to Swedish warehouses and to your home

Buy our products to reduce pollution. environment and reduce the consumption of resources.



Are they in their minds?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №70163
 17.09.2012
xxx: I read the correspondence with ex-girlfriends, highlighted 4 messages that are found in each correspondence:
I love you.
I love you, but as a man.
I went on!!! to
- "You cannot send a message to that user because it limits the range of people who can send him messages."

This is the whole story of love, in short.

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70162
 17.09.2012
Nyuftya: I watched yesterday - one of the scratches on the neck has a white hernia. I thought that the worm in her might have stumbled, I was scared. He touched him, he was inside. I am not. It turned out that my puppies are already grown up and ready for reproduction))) in one such a white pishun comes out on the neck, in the other a white spot so on the neck. So they come together.)
Tagged: ahahahaha
You’ve put up a whore.
You are a pervert.
You are a bitch! ?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №70161
 17.09.2012
Gotei13: What should I do if my sister-Gigurda?
IcyChip: What is Jiggard?
Gotei13: and you are lucky

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70160
 17.09.2012
The Internet was invented to connect local networks. And not to transmit pictures of cats to a neighboring device through the floor of the globe.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №70159
 17.09.2012
my older brother once bought myself to some extent "cool" watches, shock, water-resistant, dust-resistant and other counterfeit ones, I don't remember. So, he threw them on the dispute and from the tenth floor, and for the night in the pool in the frost left, and in the freezer in the water, and how much knocked...
And then one day the younger brother approached him, asked "these anti-shockers?" and on a positive answer with a proudly raised hand with the clock took and slightly struck with a teaspoon. The glass, of course, broke apart, and the younger brother we and the older brother no longer trust the anti-shock things.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №70158
 17.09.2012
Prepod proves the theorem and sneezes three times. Voice from the audience:
Is that part of the evidence?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70157
 17.09.2012
Talk about the upcoming game in "What? Where is? When?" of local spill.
We would have another girl in the team for complete happiness.
YYY: Well, let’s go down the nurseries, let’s shoot for a couple of hours :)
Okay, maybe there are two higher ones :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70156
 17.09.2012
The xxx:
A woman is a flower. A man is a gardener. The gardener cares and grows the flower. The flower in turn thanks him, giving him its tenderness and beauty. The most caring gardener has the most beautiful flower!
Yyy: Well let go Lila, you still believe in the gardener?)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №70155
 17.09.2012
Berl0ga: I suggest to the halloween on the radio to let something sad and threatening
SK: Let me go!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №70154
 17.09.2012
The news on ORT causes me a severe psychological trauma. Can I go to court?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №70153
 17.09.2012
Comments on "You are me, I am you. What is in iOS 6 taken from smartphones on Android?":
Alexbal: C How long does the Android take pictures in Panorama mode? Why I don’t have that function.
ALEXBAL: Really, I didn’t know about it until today.
Vitaly Mazurchik: How interesting. because of the presentation of Apple many Android users have learned a lot of chips that they have had for a long time =)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №70152
 17.09.2012
The bus driver, who stood at the stop for a long time, the old lady of God, who hysterically shouted, “Touch!” and the driver’s answer, “Happily I’m touching!” put the whole bus and made my day :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №70151
 17.09.2012
Per it was reckless at the German customs on the question: "Occupation?" to answer: "No, that was enough in 45".
© Paul Phönixweiß

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70150
 17.09.2012
I suddenly realized that the opposition in Russia is like a crowd of self-made game designers. Everyone is a genius and knows exactly what he wants. But when you ask the concrete, you hear the answer - "well this... there are still crowns to steal..."

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №70149
 17.09.2012
We go to bed with him yesterday, he is already dressed and lies under the blanket.
I'm not sleeping, I'm sitting on my phone.
Then I also dress up, go to bed, hug him, look at him, and he is already camouflaged. I hold my hand on him, I know he’s naked. What are you without cowards? And he’s in half a dream: no, he’s a coward. I guess, I say, what kind of material are they made of, absolutely intangible? And he is so reluctant, turning to the other side, skin!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №70148
 17.09.2012
Lectures in the Stream of Applied Mathematics
Prepod: Well what is "Norm Law"?
Students: Root from a scalar work of law on associated law

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №70147
 17.09.2012
Most girls are looking for a guy who would make them laugh but at the same time could protect them. In other words, they need a clown ninja.
I don’t know if I’m a clown or a ninja.
xxx: I think he’s something middle, sambist-my)

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