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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72166
 27.10.2012
I found such a beautiful girl in your friends: Lightweight, you know?
Yes, we studied together. Only she is stupid and her breasts are small, find someone better in my friends
XHH: for example?
Yes, you’re going there, I don’t know half of them.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72165
 27.10.2012
It is little to have the right, you still need to have the courage to use them.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №72164
 27.10.2012
One day I saw a scene that can only be seen in...

Judge for yourself: a 50-year-old man is tapping on railways from the "Lower Kotlov" to the center. All dressed well, with a leather wallet. Why on the road? Because it is so faster.
The shortest way to the reso guarantee. Through Warsaw, we have to get around.

In the same direction, along the same track, he is carried in the back, as if a spared, electrician Domodedovo-Pavelecki. It is called the White Anaconda. Although the Domodedov air express is also red.

On this site almost every month "Anakonda" pushes someone.
It breaks down, breaks down and goes on. Engineers don’t always notice. Especially if in the dark time of day, or when hitting the "tail".

The engineer is careful. He is smart. He remotely notices the fool with the portfolio and is taken to exhaustly signal, slowing down. It is impossible to brake sharply - the train develops speed under the railway even within the city.
In general, the machinery continues all over Ivanovsk and slows slowly.
But the man is unwavering. He is in the affair. Cut the hats, break up the pillars - barbarin on the scales.

When there are a few meters left to the man with the portfolio, the engineer manages to significantly reduce the speed, but the train is still in dangerous proximity to the person.

Finally, the potential victim of the "Anakonda" is tempted to turn around, see the approaching Death and shoot out of the path.

But the action does not end there.
The pedestrian "Boyarin" suddenly realizes all the measure of humiliation. Even more would. He was forced to jump like a frog escaping from a young naturalist.
The lion is filled with a thirst for revenge.
She grabs the rod from the ground, runs next to the train’s main wagon and tries to roll the rod through the cabin of the engineers.
But the driver is not a stroke and does not hide his head in the cabin. He, hanging from the window of the armoured train almost by the belt, watered the man with water from a plastic bottle. The assistant mechanic also does not miss: he provides the senior comrade with artillery support, firing the "infanterist" with an apple bite.

The whole picture, of course, is abundantly spicy with twisted spices of a three-storey property, the weakest of which sounds like a "pidaras", and the options are stronger and uncomfortable to mention.

After a few seconds of conversation, the parties conclude the discussion and
“Everyone goes his own way.”

Well, in which other country can you see how a saved from an imminent death tries to catch up for an electric car in order to cut out its sickness?
Where are the unsuccessful killers, they are the heroes-savers, they are the operators of the multi-ton machine, will be beaten away from the rescued by means of a sprayer and an undernourished apple? : )

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №72163
 27.10.2012
You are being called by the FSB.
I know.
from where?
You called me on my cell phone.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72162
 27.10.2012
xxx: I would be bore
Turn, but on the way.
It is a bit uncomfortable x)
YYY: and you drink it out.
The Starbucks glasses.
xxx : ahah
by tube x)
Starbucks Coffee
Bordeaux is original. Needed
The patent!
xxx: "Coffee-
The buzz will excite you and
Give me strength! The Coffee -
When time is too much
It is worth sitting for
and the table!"
Yyy: “Coffee board: you
Do you think you fucking?
You do not think!”
XXX: It will be
written on the glass x) or
"Does life give you grief?
Take a cup of coffee!"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72161
 27.10.2012
I am a motorcyclist with experience, I sit, argue with my younger brother (10 years) about the harm of beer:
Breasts grow from beer.
I: Look at the bikers around the world! They drink gallons of beer and no one has grown up yet!
B: Do you know why motorcyclists ride choppers, in the shootout, and not on sports bikes?
I was surprised: why?! to
B: Their breasts are disturbing :)))

So it fell out :)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №72160
 27.10.2012
The news is such:
Deputies undernourished due to high prices in the Duma dining room

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72159
 27.10.2012
xxx: I was sent an offer here to work)))) "The Academy of Higher Magic and Occult Sciences, the Autonomous Non-Profit Organization"
xxx: As if I received a letter from Hogwarts)))))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72158
 27.10.2012
<[Sky]Malashka> in the morning before lunch with the child on the wheel
<[PEER]Dyxa> [Sky]Malashka: Are you putting asphalt?

[ + 39 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72157
 27.10.2012
Ilya
It is said that at the time, in the Israeli technical university "Technion" decided to try to open the Faculty of Theology. The management of the university went to meet and offered a program of study at two departments: “Applied Theology” and “Experimental Theology”. There were no more attempts to introduce the theological faculty in Technion.
BIOZ
Experimental - OK
BIOZ
Let the gospel be arranged o_o

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №72156
 27.10.2012
Shaman: I shouted angry to the cats lying on the table today
Shaman: Hule, do you behave as if you were raised by a group of wild men?! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72155
 27.10.2012
This is an epic file, columns disappeared from the museum, as it turned out with the help of video surveillance cameras, their specialist who established the video surveillance itself.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №72154
 27.10.2012
Call to the restaurant:
I want to order a table for 7 hours.
and silence
The table?
- Yes
and silence
With us?
Yes (an unreasonable smile)
and silence
In the morse?

Number is wrong.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72153
 26.10.2012
I’ve heard a lot of sexist jokes about women, but no one has insulted me.
A message from the operator today:
Do you want to feel like a Queen? The Queen of the Kitchen!"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №72152
 26.10.2012
1st Are you familiar?
2nd Hi to you! ) My name is Nevsky Cancer, in general I monitor the quality of water in St. Petersburg and the region. From time to time I participate in the organization of non-profit activities for water reservoirs cleaning, for example.
No, thank you, I don’t use it.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72151
 26.10.2012
All the rules of good code are written with the blood flowing out of the eyes of programmers who read the code of others.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72150
 26.10.2012
XXX: How was the premiere?
There was a grave silence in the hall. Only one man walked.
The show has found its spectator.
Yyy: It was the director)))

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №72149
 26.10.2012
You don’t have Skype either, Katie?
Right: I just want to talk.
I have a rc and skype.
I just have a boyfriend too.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №72148
 26.10.2012
A friend went to work in Magadan to the station.
And with the girls here a full ass... those who are older than 18 are already married... and those who are younger are on their turn!!and "

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №72147
 26.10.2012
I had the desire to give up all the stuff, move to some Egypt, work there as an animator in a hotel and get three hundred backs. You are fed there, the sun warms, you jump to yourself, you entertain everyone and you don't bet that you need to buy winter boots, and then autumn, and then spring.
y: you can move to Kashchenko, it will be closer.There are also feeding, the lamps are heating, you jump to yourself and you don't get hot)))))))

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