Translated by Timothy Z. There is the phrase: "Oh, bird! You are free!" Translated by: "O, bird! You are free!"

XXX: I am a complete idiot.
Oh yeah, you always have it. CHO has happened?
I caught a car today to get to Kutuzovsky. Tayota Camry arrives with a cute girl. Well, I think, exactly the conversation will not work out, to go some not so close, the roads do not know, surely. As it turned out, he knows. And much closer than I knew.In the end, it was fast, carefully, under the sounds of Led Zeppelin. It was not a radio. He paid off, left, lost the girl of his dreams.
It is a rare dolphin.

Dayver: morning, secretary: "AAAAAAAAAAAAA Dima!!! We are all over!! The ATS does not work!! Someone calls us and we only hear the whispers and that’s all!!! No contact anymore!and "
Ser1aL: included in the router?
Dayver: I am going. I see. A real call. I raise the phone. Three bits in a tonal set. and interruption of communication. I call from my mobile. Everything works. The call passes. There is hearing.
Dayver: I am saying. This is not our problem. Problems with the caller.
Dayver: to me in response: "NEEETT!! We have already had it!! Katya who worked before you did something and everything went well!!and "
Dayver: I breathe... I call Kate... she says secretaries are people like that... they have a problem and it needs to be solved. Even if the problem is not on our side. enter the ATSKY closet, connect to it with a notepad. Play the sapphire a couple of times and turn off.
Ser1aL: *LOL*
Dayver: Did as she suggested. Secretary : here! Now it all works!! We have spoken too!!! to

I work as a sound director in the university. We have there: the acting hall, the stage, the scenes, and behind the scenes, behind the glass - my room, where the apparatus. Sometimes I sleep in the operating room. Through the window the whole scene is perfectly visible. One evening I hear something. A pair at the piano. Well, I think once you wake me up, I’m breaking your fist now! I put the sound of the pickling bomber, the rubber crashed - immediately all the sophites are turned on, a beam straight on the naked ass and the roar of the exploding bomb.
P.S. I then visited them a couple of times in the White Pillars.

The most concise comment that has met today among all this mass hysteria about the release of the iPhone 5: Iphone.

The world is so full of incomprehensible, and there is this table of multiplication.

Scorpions are jealous - quietly, offended - silently, kissed - gently, hugged - strongly, love - with all their soul!
They are insect insects!

One of our apps was rejected in the AppStore with the words “not fun enough, rethink the concept.” At that moment I met Dao.

I went to the balcony to smoke. Sitting in the yard teenagers, 14-15 years old.Time - 10 nights. They argue loudly, mat jumps... I listened, they argue about equations and something else, about primary physics...

by kgb6nik:
Fuck, by the way, if I had been a patient, I would never have been treated to Dr. House.
People come to him with a common cold, and then there is some crazy nail cancer with a complication on the sphincter ring.

The (P) arena is called on the radio and after a long conversation with (B) the caller is asked:
Which song would you like to hear next on our show?
(P) - be kindly put the song Leningrad - "Without you p#deac" and pass on to all the guys who are in my position.
(B) has the girl left?
The Internet is disconnected...

Commentary on the video on how in France all drivers in any conditions, even in traffic jams, give way to the ambulance.

YYY: Nothing surprising, so it should be. I have the same in town.
If not a secret, what is the city?
Yyy: Mukhosransk, when the ambulance fur comes, all the horses run away.

Blackswanny: I understand
Blackswanny: How is your family life?
Dredd and Taok (:
Dredd: to sleep warm ((:
Blackswanny: And that’s all. Plus is over?
Dredd: You can stay in the middle of the night (:
Dredd: Well, in the middle of the day too (:
Blackswanny =)))
Blackswanny: Yes, it’s worth it

With a friend:
Have you bought me beer?
I asked you to buy or not, you answered no.
If a woman says no, it means yes.
I: Are you a woman?? to
My friend (with a serious and surprised face): No!

told a colleague.
I went to the dentist to do my teeth. The dentist began to explain that the bite I wanted was not right and should be done the right way. And I took the da and asked to show her her own bite, which she echoingly asked, "What if I was a gynecologist?"

Get ready to go to Pandaria: 7 days of games as a gift!

No, please be close to me! I just found a good job!! to

XXX is urgent. Urgently! Urgently! Give the cat!
YYY: I too
Zzzz: Give each other

Mother too recently told how she lost this summer.There, indeed, it is not scary.She went, therefore, into the woods, walked, walked, dropped, finally, from the berries, and realized that she was lost.Then she ran, like a hot dog, for several hours, tried to follow her footsteps, finally failed.She sat down on the fountain, sat down and repeated "Nicolas, help, Nicholas, help."And here comes out to her a man.An ordinary man, with a basket, in boots.She said to him: "You are Nicholas, a good man?".

Sasha, take the milk
Versus: thank you
Lidia: thank you yes? Thanks no? Please go with your milk.

"The straw with alcohol is like your Mohito?!?!" :D