About Anastasia our hair:
They say they saw her in the center of Kiev, in the valleys and in the trainers with appetite ate shaurma.! to

Judging by the number of smoking girls, dragons and princesses became one whole.

Kitsunen: I have college across the road. There are periodic ads on loud communication. Just that: "Dear students, we remind you that in 20 minutes, a lottery will take place on the first floor. Among the prizes - a positive assessment on any subject". have survived. O_O

Bog-Trotter: I’ve often caught myself thinking that when Ktolhu wakes up, he just won’t have anything to eat.

xxx: who, well tell me, who with the words "hot poses" comes to mind about the Buryat cuisine?

In the Dota today (14 February)
I: All with a celebration!! to
XXX: Go to the Fuck
I went in the ass.
Zzzz: I want you to die!! to

Bad Valentine’s Day...

A friend talks to his girlfriend about meeting his parents:
He: For some reason you met me earlier than you met my mom.
She: Well, Dad came home unexpectedly...

I woke up yesterday to work. While I was in the shower, my wife stumbled: she pulled a cup of coffee, butter and so on. I ate with pleasure, but the suspicion stuck in my soul. All the way to work, I thought where she was so busy (usually not bringing it to the table in the morning). At work, they that today is St. Valentine’s Day.

XX: Do you know what a real fuckup is? I write for tomorrow at work and it turns out there will be no electricity at home tomorrow from 8 to 5!

In the new program article, the head of the government outlined the strategy of people conservation. Thanks to the national conservation strategy, the head of government expects to increase the population of the country to 154 million people by 2050.

O God, he is with us forever.

"What did he do to fuck us all together"?

SMS from the neighbor’s apartment:

"I am going for a walk. I will be at 12. Take care of your health, my children!

Anastasia: In our family they can rub everything.
Nothing is holy!
I have a family...
I sit and eat soup.
Anastasia: I hear Mom knocks on the door of the bathroom, where Daddy plunged into the hot water
Anastasia: "Whitney Houston, how long will you be lying there?"
Anastasia has drowned.

X: What, the light was cut off?
A: Yes, and you have already come?
I am in the elevator.

It was at the bar at 3 a.m. Next to me was a drunk man sitting and repeating over a glass of water: a rat’s eye, a string of harp, let the water turn into rum. A rat’s eye, a string of harp, let the water turn into rum.

xxx: The customer assignment sent: Simple printing on ordinary paper...
yyy: straight letters in a horizontal line

The Frozen. My sister is going to walk.
Why did I get my third socks?? to
and pause. With a relief:
This is the fifth.
My eighth...

I: Funny, in the club MANChester City the name of the head coach - MANChini
Wife: CSKA will be difficult to find a coach... unless Tsiskaridze agrees

Did you drink this morning?
2 is cognac.

We sit on a pair. Prepod, trying to get our attention:
The guys! (Pause) Well, the girls too... (I think) Although the girls are also guys, only beautiful.

A friend on Twitter:
"I was so unnoticed if, the second time I was lost in the apartment and thought I was swinging somewhere"
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