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I know
I am a snake.
Oh is
Nursery *
:DDD

xxx: I give you the forum in two days - find a flash)

Yyy: And I found the solution - iPhone

xxx: iMolodec

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As a translator, knowing and loving English, I could not immediately fail to check this:

I sit quietly, I watch Tom and Jerry, the series about the Napolitan mouse...this is what I did not expect, so these are the phrases from the foreign mouse - you are a tourist? with such a joyful voice..."

Hershey, I think in business. What I can say is absolutely clearly I'll show you Napoli. Listen carefully and learn English, or she felt, and joy - full of pants.

Today, my beloved (L) called it a fool, so that it doesn't struggle:
I love you, my fool.
Why a fool?
Which normal person will love me?
I didn’t even find anything to answer.

XXX: So I’m suddenly crazy, right?
YYY: I am too. Let’s blow the fire of passion out of the bushes)))

On the weekend, she left for half an hour her daughter (half a year) with her grandmother.When she returned, she saw the washed diapers that were dried on the balcony.On all the beliefs that they were a one-time grandmother blasphemed the mat and complained of inefficiency.

I installed the computer at Mr. Dirk. The Secretary comes in and says:
Our electrician is fired (he has 6 children, his salary is small and he has not been paid for 3 months).
Gender: What happened?

ххх: Hey, help me figure out how to apply to the OMGU remotely.
Okay, there is no problem.
......
......
......
I did not find a way to apply.
Wow: But I found two holes in their website.

From the discussion of the news "In Russia prohibited to show children cartoon "Now weather":
111: Although, maybe now there will be the opposite effect. On any suspicious sites will appear links such as "Multi-film, prohibited to show on TV!!!!". Children there thousands - and there "Now wait" :)

When I was a child, I didn't buy anything like this: you want a bike - finish the school year without a trio, you want a skateboard - dig over the garden, you want a new phone - help repair the car, you want a new play drive - help your grandmother do repair. So I had nothing.

From WOT-A
There were no such roads in the 45th.
We do not have such now...

Lven: Short, well, it’s all in Fig, I’m going to sleep. If you still decide to come, pull the thread I dropped out of the window for you, it is bound with a rope!

J: And what about the manna cottage... from kooomookokaamiya.
Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu I haven’t eaten for five years.
Do you want me to put you in a separate bowl? Or is it completely manipulative?
M: This is a perversion with elements of sadism towards me. I will have to take action! Slowly put the cabbage on the floor and push it with your foot towards me. The main thing is no nonsense. and :)

I know people who say 'women are not needed, I'm successful without them,' although in fact it turns out that they are mostly losers or just afraid to approach a necrocodile (in the sense of a well-maintained girl). So there are 25-year-old uncles with complexes about this, who cheat themselves with all sorts of "I'm too good to be such an animal."
Viral: Seconds 3 tried to remember what a codil is and how its dead version is related to the topic. Something seems to be wrong with me.

The necrocodile is a zombie programmer.)

Interesting mathematics?
This is something else. My son gave me here.
He goes into the room and says

C: I calculated here that if we buy a new toilet, it will repay itself in 75 years.
I: Is it like this?
A: very simple: if you buy a toilet of a special design, preventing the formation of splashes we will save money on the paper, which we throw into the toilet every time to prevent the unpleasant "splash".

I am in the car. The Milky Way =)

I sit in my room, clinging to the pickup. The phone rings here. See also "Mom" I took the phone:
I am – Allo.
Rom, come into my room.
I, slightly upset, go into her room (note that my room is much further away from the kitchen than her). My mom is lying down, watching "The Internet". The further dialogue:
I : – What?
Mom (smiles): Bring me a piece of cake from the kitchen.
I go to the kitchen looking for a cake, but it’s not there. I ask :
What kind of cake?
Mother (with a wild trollface): - Which you will prepare =D

A guy found a folder with a collection of erotic photos and a couple of beautiful porn movies on my computer. I found and now steep constantly, say, what a dirty girl I am and remember at every convenient occasion. Only he doesn’t realize that I’ve found porn on his note before. I just understand everything and don’t start "and that’s myself...!"
What a man, I’t look together.

A grandmother with a grandson (4-5 years old) goes to the pharmacy. The grandson sits on the bench and starts playing with two pieces of plastic, imagining they are soldiers. The following is the dialogue between the "soldiers":
Will you be tea?
2 will be. And with what?
1 with Dynamite!!! to
And throwing out one "soldier" with sounds imitating an explosion)))

Now I called a representative of the cellular operator to see if I am satisfied with the services. The incident occurred during the conversation. Not calling back.

The telephone dialogue

She: Will you come soon?
He: Give me... (thinking how much time he needs)
She: Lady, and when will you come?