Swallowsperm: Sleeping several days in a row is cool. You wake up like "Oh God, what planet is this? What a millennium? Are these human beings friendly?"

xxx: VGTK acknowledged "Well, wait!" an adult cartoon about_O
YYY: Is it harmful for modern children to watch it?
xxx: And I suspect that we just didn't show it all, and the wolf still caught the rabbit a couple of times ;)
YYY: I went to watch

My shoes are made in Spain. Because it’s torture, fucking shit :(

Max: You just imagine the face of a girl in a 24-hour shop, when a guy with an unripped moustache and a cigarette in his teeth, with a clear craving, in a far from new homemade mint t-shirt, and at two o'clock at night asks with a squeezed bass: "Is there an explosive for the test?"

Nikolai Valuev is the only person who, turning into a Hulka, decreases.

Imploid
2012-08-30 18:14
When I married myself, there was a couple before us: the bride was deeply pregnant and terrible, and the bridegroom was on the crutches. The other guy wanted to escape, but got caught :)

>But if the short puddle had been pulled out by Chuck, everything would be different :)
When Chuck pulls out a short pebble, it is stretched out of fear so that he does not notice anything.

The xxx:
A cat-zack homo-pedophile instead of a stubborn dog holds a little boy hostage in an abandoned house in a deaf village! Can the postman Pechkin, the former mariner, save the boy? Watch the bloody thriller.

YYYY :
I always knew that pechkin was not so simple, since childhood, this thought did not leave me.

XTR1MAL: The Rain Hole
Hooligan: on the street?
XTR1MAL: No fuck in the office

Comments on the video "The authorities released a simulator of the Russian army":

Where is the simulator Zhirinovsky!? to
yyy: Zhirinovsky cannot be simulated too much random.

Ilya was now smoking on the doorstep, and two workers were trying to bring a massive closet into the building. The closet was clinging to the chest, the hands of the workers were lacking, and they looked at the empty Ilya. At the end of the closet (or accidentally?) The door was opened, and Elijah stood on her forehead. The worker cried out, and instead of apologizing morally blasted: "Smoking is harmful to your health."
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! "The Volunteer Assistant of the Ministry of Health" :)

Me: The Salute
She: You say in English?
Me: A bit
She: What's your name?
Me: My name is VIT, and you?
She: Udo
She: Elena
me: ahah, palévo, elen, palévo)))

Genah’s crocodile is an adult man, and what he smokes is his personal affair.! to
yyy: crocodile Gena - an adult man
Crocodile Gene - Man
A crocodile is a human
YYYYYYYYYYYYY

How do I hint at a girl unobsessively that I want her?

yyy: Noah, you can include a series of "Friends", where Phoebe tells how she gave up for a sandwich in her youth.
YYY: And unobtrusively so – I have a delicious sandwich in the refrigerator... Do you want?

And you know how a miracle-nutritious yogurt with cherries and cherries broke through the check?
Yippidy is!

> a very good plan! Please try those doors more frequently with the words “do not enter”, “high voltage”, “attention, evil dog” and “private property”. Reduce the number of uneducated idiots. Amy

We have a door at work with the inscription: "Closed! There is no passage!", but it opens, if you go a little further along the opened corridor you will see the toilet with the inscription "Closed! The toilet does not work", which is quite open and works. And even further on the spare exit with the inscription "Once you have come here, close the door behind you!".

Favorite repaired the car in the courtyard, thoroughly so - dirty and oily lay under it, all around overwhelmed with tools, the oil outlets are adorned, the lifted cap is a naked engine.
I heard someone passing by and there was a joyful child’s voice:
“Mom, look, dad said that uncle is doing shit!!!!”! to
I heard that I went to daddy tonight.

I have a lovely grandmother named Evgeny Vaganovna at work at the guard. You won’t believe, she’s joking!

xxx: but now, to offset the growing power of computers, programmers use frameworks

Some girls need a little to be more attractive.
XHH: for example, shave your whiskers