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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №71286
 10.10.2012
Game of Lotto

I have a familiar, well-packed forty-year-old man named Yuri. As a young man, he enrolled in the building brigade of mansions in the Moscow region, and now he is the head of a serious construction firm. His parents died, but his grandmother Angelina Petrovna, under 90 years old, remained.
She and her grandson have a difficult relationship. She is a former teacher of Gnesinki, and Yurochka from childhood had singing skills, and grandmother expected that he would make a career as a classical vocalist. For a long time she personally dealt with him, and then he left ART and went to make some dirty money. Angelina Petrovna could never forgive such a betrayal to her grandson.
Yuri still had an inexorable sense of guilt before her, and in general he treated the old lady with tenderness. I tried to help her as much as I could, but Angelina Petrovna, although she remained to old age in the financial sense on the beans, rejected his help with contempt. The only thing she allowed him to do was bring her foods and tickets to her favorite Bingo lottery. I always paid for everything in cash.
Where did she get the money? Angelina Petrovna was surprisingly constantly winning at the lottery at least some amount. It was enough for her life.
Every Sunday morning she sat in front of the TV screen, included the next circulation of "Bingo", satisfied that again her ticket won, called her granddaughter and asked to get a win for her.
Yuri also at this time watched the Bingo lottery, recorded it, then sat down at the computer and printer and made one of the winning tickets. Then he will give it to his beloved grandmother (for cash - 50 rubles). And once again program on her telecast a recorded circulation of the teleloterie (a slightly shortened, without mentioning the number of the month), which Angelina Petrovna will see "in direct broadcast" on the next Sunday morning...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71285
 10.10.2012
Five hundred women were asked whose kiss was sweeter: the husband or the lover.
Three hundred responded that he was a husband, and two hundred that he was a lover. No one replied, “I don’t know.”

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71284
 10.10.2012
Talk about an article on the hub that says that the Mars spacecraft has discovered some foreign object on Mars.

XXX has read?
YYY: has read
X: Have you also seen a cockroach in the sand?
YYY: The Carpenter
XXX: Aha
In the desert of Nevada, they chase their tractor.
YYYY : )
XXX: as long as our spacecraft fall from the sky, they do not launch.
XXX: Here's Who Should Learn to Wash Dinner
YYYY : )

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71283
 10.10.2012
After reading the Wikipedia article about video piracy I realized that the top is missing "This article is full of love and worship"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №71282
 10.10.2012
The Sun (22:22:22 8/10/2012)
I’ve got a big mistake in the word "worse".
The Sun (22:22:25 8/10/2012)
Huehu

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №71281
 10.10.2012
xxx: blin, watched the most boring porn now (
With Kristen Stewart?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71280
 10.10.2012
FineReader has now recognized from the paper "IT-division" as "GG-division".

I think he knows something...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71279
 10.10.2012
O. O. Your Mother
I am in the line in the shower. and from there so clearly "I Ivanov and Andrey Alekseevich change the soul for a successful career rap musician"
HGH: 7 times

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71278
 10.10.2012
"S"
"Osteopathy Kharkov wants to add you to friends"
Are you really a human?
and exactly.
Do your kids have osteopaths?
–...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №71277
 10.10.2012
Do you need anything from Amway?
YYYY: Yes
XXX What?
YYY: The head of their leader. On the plate and with an apple in the mouth

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71276
 10.10.2012
discussion of the screen from the Third Heroes, in the thematic group in VK:

I wonder how many people played sword and magic here.
WOW: Alexander, I wonder how many of the people in Russia under the age of 40 who had a computer before 2005 did not play sword and magic? and ;)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71275
 10.10.2012
Is there a sect worshipping the Big Bang?
and AGA. The Muslims...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71274
 10.10.2012
And in our kitchen every morning witnesses of the devil gather and discuss the evening drop.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71273
 10.10.2012
The Torrent Tracker. Movie Review: Did You Say Thank You?
Options of answers:
Yes – 25%
I'm a fool, you can't say thank you to fools - 75%

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71272
 10.10.2012
Kylak: Nihua soup: Boil 2 liters of water and add any amount of Nihua.
Just7amazing: reminds the recipe for boiling water
Tigerart is not true. Nihua is not added to the boil.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №71271
 09.10.2012
From the painter:

by georg_pik
The main thing is not to be mistaken and not to give instead of Tolstoy the Dark Allies of Bunin. If schoolchildren were to think about watching other stories, other than those that take place in school, they would read them by the whole class.

Dmitry Dryganov:
In the Dark Allies, the average porn studio can work for a year without a screenwriter.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №71270
 09.10.2012
Comments in the distribution of the film "Unstoppable 2" on the track to rumors about the third part.

XXX: And the Unstoppable 10 will be. In the wheels.
YYY: Yes, only the restraint they will already have in their pants

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №71269
 09.10.2012
He is "scientist" What about higher abstinence?! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71268
 09.10.2012
Teacher: Lena, do you agree with what is written on the board?
Lena 1: Yes, I agree with you.
Teacher: The other Lena, her neighbor, do you agree with what is written on the board?
Lena2: Yes, I agree with you.

This is a ceremony of marriage with macroeconomics.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71267
 09.10.2012
Fw: I can't connect to the base server
Everything is under control, no one can.

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