He: What do you think?
She: I listen to music and play in questions
He: This is the answer to the question "what are you doing?"
It is to focus)
He worked as a sales consultant in the IT technology department in a household appliance store. The hair was long, collected in the tail. I was under 100 kg, in general, I sit behind the comp in this form, I order for new systems, then from the back to the shoulder so timidly someone knocked:
Can you tell me where you sell the dusts here?
I turn around, the grandmother stands, in a cloth like that, God’s flock.
I had no time to answer anything...
Having seen the six-month sickness, the grandmother, crossed with the scream of "Early Baby" whispered out of the store so sharply that the touch door did not have time to open...
I am :
To introduce you to the girl?
The 11th class ends.
The friend:
Fuck you!! The wolf! I fuck the arrows in the collie have ended and in front of me the leader of the orcs... and you rub me about the girls...
I am :
LOL
I wanted the best.
If you were sent and then paid for it, it is a business trip.
Do you create?
by 21:03:34
Eat smooth and smooth.
by 21:03:56
The soap?
) is
by 21:04:29
salary)
I stopped and smoked.
YYY: You do not smoke.
I smoke after sex.
You are a virgin.
XXX I know :(
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Krasnoyarsk to 30. On the ice cream line.
Geffixe: Now who will meet me in Belarus with bread-salt? and all. They broke the whole system, shit.
Sergee: The salt, from two trunks.
A comment to the topic on the hubre about mice...
My father once told me that in the army they had very simple mice:
Iron plate 30 to 30cm to which one wire is paired, and a hook with cheese hanging just above the plate, the second wire is paired to the hook. Both wires go into the socket, respectively, the victim closed the chain and...
In general, the first cat hit the senior, apparently wanted to eat cheese.
I will do anything for you!
Go to the cottage.
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The Chinese want good luck with the dragon.
But all their luck today is mine,
Pulled a puddle from a pot on eggs
Successfully missed by *I
A.
You write that apples and kefir diet are well combined. I could not get out of the toilet on the second day of this diet. Yes, I lost weight well over the course of the day. Or did you mean that?
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One story from the Internet, about the fascination of our girls with Egyptian guys, hotel staff. One girl wrote about this: “Salim and I fell in love with each other at first sight when he came to clean our room. As a proof of love for me, he made a white swallow towel. It touched me very much.”
Q: Would you agree to marry this girl? Next, Next, Next is ready.
YYY: Congratulations to you! You did not read the license agreement and agreed that 15 relatives would move to you
xxx: or you must renew the license by purchasing this shirt.
-yyy: and a man looking for a "crack for his wife" - a rabbit painted under a sandwich
I remembered... one day in her youth they sat with a fellow buchy in the kitchen and discussed an art movie about the Star Wars... half an hour later the wife of the fellow came in and tactically corrected – midychloranians, not chlamydia.
The reality is getting closer :)
You have a bad climate in Primorye. Here one of us came there for money and returned without teeth.
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I bought Pringles chips in the store. There was a couple (a boy and a girl) behind me. At the end of my ear I hear a conversation:
- Buy these chips, only harm the stomach.
- From the army they want to cut off the sky, earning an ulcer.
I hit the chips at the box and already wanted to leave, but looked back and saw – they are buying Strike. Strike to blaze!! It does not harm the stomach.
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Site of Reviews. About the drug:
The drug is super! The husband suffered for 8 years, the nose lay,... doctors could not help, and it turned out: gastrointestinal problems. Drink three courses for 10 days. For three years we have been praying for the health of the veterinarian, who suggested."
The veterinarian? My husband was treated by a veterinarian. And the husband! Live it all!! to
In the cafe we get to know the bodyaches, they say we give warmth!
Thoughts forgive...
The TEC is working!! to
The best demotivator I've seen at the shark with a shark - two considerable lochs of frozen blew under the advertising shield "pleasant appetite!"