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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №69146
 28.08.2012
On a walk with friends, a friend said she wanted to sit on a diet.

Sex is the best diet. Look at the slave.
(Add a whisper) and look at Nasta.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №69145
 28.08.2012
[16:28] Tanunah> in every normal being when observing
Free cheese produces anxiety hormone antinaebin

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №69144
 28.08.2012
The laser can burn. For these reasons, it is not recommended to look at it with live eyes.
LEDs, light bulbs and the sun can not burn. More precisely, the sun can, but you have to try specifically.
Amigo: about lasers and the sun with alex agree. By the way, here one root shot a laser show on Sony 2100. the result - Sony is alive, but he now has diarrhea. appeared in six months.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №69143
 28.08.2012
In short, I am standing at the stop, opposite stands at the stop 41 bus, I was driving a whisper, my left hand in my pants and really shakes. The bus was standing for 3 minutes.
Could it be simply?
- Fuck, how do I chew from how do I tremble?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69142
 27.08.2012
Russia...
The main slogan for the first of September - Take a loan, take a child to school... I got tired of such a advertisement...
Ahahahahahahahahahahah, where did you go?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №69141
 27.08.2012
yyy (03:41:02 27/08/2012)
The iPhone (
xxx (03:41:08 27/08/2012)
Why?
yyy (03:41:15 27/08/2012)
He has fun with his ears.
xxx (03:41:27 27/08/2012)
............

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69140
 27.08.2012
(the girl throwing a dialogue "-go, you have a strong handshake, you have been living alone for a long time?" asks to explain the meaning)

by Vladimir
A man to whom a strong handshake, very strongly pumped his right hand, engaged in self-satisfaction, so he lives alone for a long time.

Angelika
Well, I thought something else :)

by Vladimir
I wonder what?)

Angelika
Just don't laugh too much :) I thought that since he doesn't have a girlfriend he forgot what tenderness is :)

Woooot! There are still unspoiled girls on earth. I was tired. ? I get married!

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69139
 27.08.2012
xxx: watched "3 meters above the level of the sky 2"?
YYY: No
XXX: What about you?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69138
 27.08.2012
Over the years of training, I realized: it is impossible to agree with my body, you can only fuck it.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №69137
 27.08.2012
At the exit of the store, the girl asks her mother: "Mom, what is better, to be a boy or to die?"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №69136
 27.08.2012
The fire, the forest... I sit, brother, mother.
I: Mom, remind me how it follows: "Where does the Motherland begin?"
Mom: "... From the picture in your booklet"
Brother of Arbus?! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №69135
 27.08.2012
Are you so fat? What kind of McDougall are you?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №69134
 27.08.2012
Hatred between people is terrible in war, in prison, but it is not in any comparison with the feelings experienced by the husband and wife who choose the wallpaper.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69133
 27.08.2012
XX: I advise you not to be nervous. Your nerve cells, you know, do not regenerate.
YYYY: Blaat...I recommend you to keep quiet! Your teeth have the same properties.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №69132
 27.08.2012
According to local residents, the opening of hunting

... they were shooting here with drunk crowds around the garden... arms, guns are burned somewhere, I was cut off one, so he, a fool, shot me all the cabbage from a machine gun... and in the barracks the padds were shooting...
(place of action - a village, to the nearest reservoir with a live wild cat on a straight kilometers ten)

It is Z.Y. 90% of such hunters are big people in Hollywood, they send the police to the fox, and they go small steps.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №69131
 27.08.2012
XHH: I brushed my teeth with toothpaste with watermelon, but after all, I am allergic to watermelon. I am a risky guy.
Going by the knife :)
Risk is my second name.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №69130
 27.08.2012
Echuy: I went to a men’s beauty salon and raised my pulse! and =-)
Echuy: Or Shake Up: Santa Barbara for Real Men
Echuy: I was one of your numerous beer bottles, we were together for a while, but you pulled it all, and one day I just realized I was exhausted, and then I ran away from you and you didn’t even notice it!
“No, it’s impossible, I’ve seen you with Emily!
“I have to confess to you... Emile is your long-lost second socks!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №69129
 27.08.2012
You broke my heart.

Yyy: I’m so awkward, all the time I beat it.

[ + 4 - ] Comment quote №69128
 27.08.2012
What is?
Lila now considers me an ideal girl.
and? What a joke?
-I told myself and sent myself to the h*y, and he is already the second day rhetoric, dive, says that it is cooler than the borst!
and XD

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №69127
 27.08.2012
We play with my girlfriend on the network in Heroes 3, she and I in alliance against
The computer comes, kills a strong enemy.
Girl: and after your death your castle, resources and troops will not
Go to me?
I: Hey... we are not in marriage, but in a union, and everything has come to the enemy.
You don’t think about me at all, everybody gets something.
Fuck, I’m offended by you!

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