Once again, by changing the canister with water in the refrigerator, I was convinced that any office needs strong programmers.

By the way... while communicating, we found a gentleman’s synonym for the expression dumb shit. The naive lone.

Prepod reports to my neighbor on the party.
Q: You don’t know how Pi is written, and you don’t paint a lambda at all!
The neighbor slowly rises, goes to the board, beautifully paints a lambda and surrounds it in a circle.
The damned valve!

M: Wife, that a suitcase without a pen is hard to carry, and it is unfortunate to throw out.
J: How can you! I am your only one! I cannot live without you! Without you, I am like without hands.! to
I’m like you without a suitcase.

the fox, now the soft sign in the verbs is angry even where it should be

Q: Do you know there is an introduction to Wikipedia? Well, where it is written that edit all the pages - don't be afraid to break the site
Okay, you decided to edit this page for the first time in your life! by прошибло
Click on the "right" button. Everything I wanted to print. with a calm soul.
XHH: I saw that the right is not visible. Page updated
xxx: and you in the full screen "Predict a world without free information"
Oh, and that’s all, shit! Myocardial infarction! I broke Wikipedia to the harams! It was enough to make 10 numbers!
See also: xDDD
You laugh at me, and I’m shaking my hands :((

Somewhere there was an emotional post on the topic "living with a girl, or single". How about taking care of your home and yourself? I live alone, I cook myself, in the weekend I can and all the favorite borsches to delight myself - among other things, the taste is added and a pleasant feeling from what I have prepared myself =)) My dishes after meals, I take away garbage every evening, once every two weeks I clean up, the well-being of the apartment is small, there is enough time for everything. The repair on the balcony was done - no one pushed or squeezed.

I don’t like to live in shit.

There were no girls and no.

An experienced patient goes to the doctor to confirm his guesses about the disease.

From Soviet political reports from the Eastern Front of the Second World War after the forcing of Oder:

"So far there are separate cases of unworthy behavior of fighters.
The commander of the squadron of automakers of the division of the senior Schumeiko, already after familiarization with the receipt with the directive 11072, had sexual intercourse with the local resident of Germany Emma Cooper, 32, lasting more than a day, and who entered her home with a check patrol Cooper tried to hand out the senior Schumeiko, who was in silk underwear under a blanket, for her husband, from the birth of a deaf and therefore released from service in the German army. However, the senior patrol Shumeiko was identified and transported to part.

We walked well yesterday! Now I want to start a new life... in a new city... under a new name...

During a traditional bull race in Spain, six lambs were injured.

What is a hundred?
I: Maintenance Station
What are they selling there?
I: Where is it?
Tagged: hundred
Especially the fucking.

Rain on the street. I am standing on the balcony, pulling my hand out of the window to enjoy, and then a tea bag slips on my palm. Thank you for not using condoms, fucking.
The sadness.

XXX is off. Heavily resurrected by spirits
This is what the Alcohol Maker does!! to

I tell you, it’s all natural! Color is natural!
What about orthophosphoric acid?
Oh yeah, it is natural! There is no GMO. They are not put there - it will ruin the image of the Coca-Cola company!
Wow, they don’t put...
Zzzz: They would put, but they don’t survive there stupidly.

I am comfortable at all. Everything grows from one place: my legs and my arms.

My friend burned:
How to find out that your wife is gone. There would be impotence, and it would be okay.

5 years of marriage:

You can make a gift based on the anniversary number. Give her a beautiful bouquet of five roses.

Just a pepper, what a gorgeous bouquet of five roses!

Answer to Mailer
111: Your favorite books? What book has caught you, brought you to tears, or after which you have had a post-taste?
222: Mark Lutz "Studying Python" 4th edition. 1200 pages rub what Python is. The tears are guaranteed 😉

For a year, 49-year-old Johnny Depp has met with the partner on the film "The Roma Diary", 26-year-old Amber Heard, who before meeting with Johnny claimed to be a supporter of same-sex love.

...the naive Amber...)