I mean, I’m going to cook. This is an unprecedented event. I hope you have a strong stomach.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY))))))
Give me some coal ;)
Or buy an adrenaline? :D
XXX: Then it was marble.

WOT (World of Tanks)
XXX: I'm in your throat
GC: Tell me the address, tell me it in the face.
XXX: The City of Belarus!! to
Q: Do you live in a city without a home?
XXX is yes!!! to
CCZ: Immediately you can see, the pigeons were raised - did not teach the caps to turn off.

There is such a remarkable company for the production of incandescent lamps, "Kalachnikov" is called.
Such a warm feeling arises when the manager makes an order...
"30 Kalashnikovs and ammunition to them!!and "

A colleague served an apple.
And I take it and ask: "Is this Antonovka or Podosinovik?" o_O
Morality is simple: Monday is a tough day (:

Fuck, you are a good guy!
No, there is no need for science.)
xxx: straight hands dominate mostly
YYY: Not very widespread in these days...

of the Habra.
Exactly what iron does Apple make?
2: Obviously, the bodies of devices
The “slide to unlock” button.

I sit here at work. Members among themselves:
Did you create the planet?
and yes.
How to change the size?
Percentage of the land. You better say, the stars have already made that fly?
Well...
Some strange feelings.

News on one of the WoW fan sites about the sale of circles with a game symbol.

One of the comments: "Even for a military ticket make covers and for a certificate with three =(. Thanks to you =D"

In a dream, she said to her husband, “It’s better than cookies.”
You are a master of compliments.! to

From Habr:
yyy: And here your provider has a cable cut off and you are left without mail, contacts, music and documents.
xxx: Well, I’ll go to the cinema, a bar, a cafe, a walk, to friends, and so on.
ZZZ: Oh well! Look, he has a real off-line life!! to

A cosmetologist (a colorful Jewish woman) did my hair removal as if she had guessed that I was a quarter German, and decided to take revenge for my people! But I held up courageously and did not make a sound. Now I think I will be able to endure torture.

Do you know how terrible it is at night in the headphones to hear the cat through the roar of the blindness slowly moving around the apartment?
WOW: Worse, if you look at the paranormal phenomenon, hear a whistle behind your back, relieved you think "This is a cat!", and then you remember that the cat you have never re-born.

How irritating are the grandmothers who say about themselves with such a child: “I have a child!...I have a child!”"... At the same time, the upbringing of this “child” is so chilling that being with him in the same room is not for the weak-nervous.
Fuck, give such a completely natural for the female body process of the Order of Honorary Pigs, and let them calm down and silence, finally (

Correspondence on one website:

xxx: Dear users, please tell me how to view pages after ten?
YYY: This is a terrible secret. But I will open it. Open the 11th.

xxx: Recently engaged in a sinful affair with a girl, tried to be quieter, because the parents were in the neighboring room
No one would have suspected anything if at the most responsible moment she had not cut off her leg.
The result was exactly the opposite, her screams except that the dead did not hear.
At dinner, the girl hid her eyes and sat red like cancer, I desperately tried not to roast, my mom looked with jealousy, and my dad with pride.

SP> I’ll talk to her. Although it would be cynical to invite her to the same.
SP> the restaurant where she works. In her job shift :)

She will definitely come :)

He was recently in a trauma, while sitting in a row, had time to be struck by the genius of some women and the humor of our people:
A couple (husband and wife) runs into the office, as is heard from the story, the husband is bitten by a dog, at the end there is the following dialogue:
Doc: In order to avoid infection in the next 6 months you will have to come here and get injections.
Q: Does it not affect pregnancy?
Doc (after a 3-second pause): Can you wonder which one of you is pregnant?? to

In patent wars wins the company that first submits a patent to represent information using letters and numbers.

In the bathroom, a lamp burned over one of the two cabins. Now when you enter, you can choose on the light side of the force you, or on the dark side :)

XXX: I visited Fiorentina by chance. I found a lot of keys on a nudist beach. I will give to the one who will tell what the keys and what else was in the link.
YYY: Where is the photo?
xxx: (photo key) one of the links
YYY: With all respect, do I have the keys? Where is the beach photo?