Thanks to the advertisement, we learned that Valuev is a good actor, and Isinbaeva is not.

Fuck, somehow alarm the raised chairs in the female toilet at our office...

The Dating Site. In the photo, a cute long-legged girl sits next to a flower bowl. One of the comments: "Let’s go, no one is watching, put the saucer in the bag!".

I sit down, I hear a voice from above, grandmother, what did you go? I answered: No. She: just try to remind me somewhere... If after that the dog didn’t chew, I really thought she was with me.

Ro~BOT (18:03:23 23/08/2012)
The dialogue:
Rocky G (17:59:01 23/08/2012)
Peter's fans are stunned.

Ro~BOT (17:59:22 23/08/2012)
Very intolerant

Rocky G (17:59:40 23/08/2012)
Absolutely... football fans.

Ro~BOT (18:00:32 23/08/2012)
The Voot!

for all the administrators, the information is transmitted through the network in packets, and for the Rostov administrators - in balls

VG: Warm things in the village will not bother
I have a telegram there.)
VG: Vasey is called

I want to go to a stone exhibition, dear.
WOW: Okay, we’ll go after work on Lenin’s 64.
What is there, baby?
WOW is construction.

Are you with Natasha Chiva?
I have Lanfren-Lanfra with her, Lan-Tati-ta

I eat waffles... comes SMS - Non-operative liposuction on the Zeltiq device until 31.08.2012 30% discount.
I stopped eating waffles.

I was in the subway today with a guy: in the kindergarten friends, there was no water spill. Now even "Hello" did not say to each other... o.O. In childhood it is so easier, you approach, you say: "Hello, my name is Anya, I have a cushion and a pass. Let’s make friends!" - and you in response: "Let’s do it!"... I would now be like this...I imagine..."Hello, my name is Anya, and I have... breasts (?Let’s make friends and you: "What are you lying, you have no breasts!";

Yes, in childhood it was definitely easier, you could imagine having breasts =(

Yesterday I went to the subway with my wife.
XHH: Something I thought about, and I started to bite a hammer on the machine.
xxx: Here I get from my wife a light shuffle on my hand and the phrase: "You’re just crazy when you’re hungry!"....
At the next station I safely got out of the car :)

I worked on telephone surveys. It remains to question a man, wherever we call the phone, women take the phone, men do not. So after an hour of work we sit tired and call on the phone with questions.
This is a sociological survey, do you have a man at home? Not to waste time
And I have the answer:
The men? What a girl, what a man. We only have a cat in the house and it is castrated!

She loved him more than he earned.

A recent history from the revolutionary past was posted on the site:
“I answered him, among other things, that I studied at the University of London, where, among other sciences, I studied financial science. Menzhinsky suddenly stood up, stumbled into my eyes and declared categorically: “In this case we will make you the governor of the state bank”... After some time he returned with a paper in which Ilych’s signature certified that I am the governor of the state bank.”

This is not an episode from the everyday life of the house of the minded, but a historical case, told in the Soviet edition.

The author considers the appointment of a person with a financial education, obtained at the University of London, inadequate for the performance of the duties of the bank manager?
Okay, here is the story of very recent times, absolutely not revolutionary.
One person graduated from the Chelyabinsk Medical Institute in 1986. Then he (until 1991) He worked as a therapist in the student clinic of the Chelyabinsk Polytechnic Institute, then moved to the position of deputy chief physician of the Chelyabinsk Metallurgical Combinate Hospital. In one and the same (!) In 1998 he defended two dissertations - a doctoral on the subject "Cosmetic and functional consequences, reactions and complications of the radiation component of breast cancer treatment" and a doctoral on the subject "Changes in quality of life during and after the combined and comprehensive treatment of breast cancer". The fact that the author, first, was never an oncologist and never worked in any oncological institution, moreover, since 1991 he did not work as a doctor, but for one year managed to defend two dissertations on oncology - absolutely not interested in VAK.
The question is, what position was offered to this man by Prime Minister Putin in 2009? Minister of Health? The answer is wrong, in the Ministry of Health was Golikov, an economist. From 2009 to 2012, Dr. Med. Elena Borisovna was Minister of Agriculture in Russia.
"Neither the minister nor three of her five departments have a profile education, as do 11 of the 16 department directors. One department is headed by a retired general-major of the militia, the other is a graduate of Tambov Aviation School. He is a graduate of the Higher School of the KGB of the USSR, who worked in the state security and drug control service for 21 years. But especially impressive is the list of the head of the department of public service and personnel policy Olga Dulepova-Meneyuk: she is a specialist in psychotherapy and surveys using a polygraph.

http://www.newsland.ru/news/detail/id/559455/

You can add that it is one of them. The Minister of Communications had a candidate of medical sciences in our country.

And this is also not "episodes from the life of the mindless", but the real life of our wonderful country.

The former jongler almost led to a heart attack.

xxx: The salary was issued by toll, and also banknotes of 10 hryvnia, packages are decent. I was in the pockets, and the girls had a problem - nobody knew what would happen, the bags were not taken. To the office to return along the corridor, where a bunch of visitors... Marinka:"This is the same setting... You can safely hide in the barbecue and go, and what do I do with my minus first?"Ira:"Hide in the shorts, let them think that you are "the girl" from Thailand";

Chuck Norris did not understand the movie "The Bell". She was afraid to get out of the well.
Seven days later, he took out a crying, frightened girl and took her to her mother.

Do they want to drive the whole country to the Urals? We are looking for a needle in a bunch of seed... When we searched for this An-2, we found two aircraft that they could not find for several years. This means fruitful work.

(D)wife: I was asked yesterday by the adviser of Gen. Dir if I worked in the modeling business :D
D: We talked very well 😉
I: I guess what he wanted (facepalm)
D: To stay here, no more :)
I: RGG
I: and me if the girls ask in which gym I pumped such muscles, then I immediately understand that sex is provided for me this evening
D: Yes, and it often happens ;)
I: not once in a while
I: Sometimes I have to ask if she did not think about which gym in which I pumped such muscles...