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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №69106
 27.08.2012
Everything will be well

One African king had a close friend with whom he grew up. This friend, considering any situation that ever happened in his life, whether positive or negative, had the habit of saying, “It’s good!”

One day, the king and his friend were hunting. A friend prepared and loaded guns for the king. Obviously, he did something wrong, preparing one of the rifles, and when the king took a gun from his friend and shot from it, his thumb of his hand was torn off. Investigating the situation, a friend said as usual, "It's good!"The king replied, "No, it's not good!" and ordered to send his friend to jail.

About a year later, the king hunted in an area where he thought he could be completely fearless. But the cannibals captured him and brought him to his village with all the others. They tied his hands, pulled a bunch of wood, set up a pillar and tied the king to the pillar. When they approached closer to fire, they noticed that the king lacked a big finger on his hand. Because of their superstition, they never ate a man who had a weakness in his body. When the king was loosed, they let him go.

When he returned home, he remembered the case when he lost his finger, and felt a bite of conscience for his treatment of a friend. He went to jail to talk to him.

“You were right,” he said, “it was good that I was left without a finger.

He told me everything that just happened to him.

“I’m very sorry to put you in jail, it was bad on my part.

“No,” said his friend, “it’s good!

What are you saying? Is it good that I put my friend in jail for a year?

If I had not been in prison, I would have been there with you and I would have been eaten.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №69105
 27.08.2012
This dress will fill you!
Thank God, I’ve done all the sins.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №69104
 27.08.2012
@morejahhead :
I want to learn to tie.
First, while I go to the electric car, I do business myself.
Secondly, my grandmother’s sweater with a stranger hunting a deer refused to tie me.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №69103
 27.08.2012
From the movie Unstoppable 2. Hummingbird: I watched the movie. You have to be the last pitcher to not love these men.

[ + 51 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69102
 27.08.2012
It was thought here that the terms of Breivik's content are very similar to the terms of the Rogate Demon's content from the game Dungeon Keeper. And that if they have the situation with migrants there in Norway becomes completely out of the way, they will release him. Sithy, clever and pumped.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №69101
 27.08.2012
From the discussion "Apple vs. Samsung":
One of my bosses suddenly asked me:
Did you hear by chance that Samsung has released some new iPad with Windows 7? A good thing?
I even lost where to start the answer.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69100
 27.08.2012
XXX: Yes, I’ll go, I’ll check it out.)

WOW: Where is it?? to

XXX to you!

and fucking fucking. When is?

Q: Why is it fucking?

I have made three mistakes in the word "URA".

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69099
 27.08.2012
From the comments video on YouTube:

Human eye can recognize 10 million colors.
Hahah, then I took a smartphone with a screen that shows 16 million colors?! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №69098
 27.08.2012
I want a white... I want a white.
WOW: It is simple.
Take three bubbles and the white will come by itself :D

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69097
 27.08.2012
xxx: listen, do you know what song is playing in an Internet Explorer advertisement?

YYY: now

XXX: I would be very grateful.

"Alex Clare – Too Close"

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Thank you very much!

YYY: Well, it was like this:
I had to draw a pentagram with a crumb on the floor, sacrifice on it five flying mice and pour out the blood of seven kittens for all this matter. Fortunately, my cupboard was almost full of ingredients.

YYY: And then I carefully put it all in the boiler...
filled with water
put on a slow fire.
Waiting for it to burn...
I disturbed...
...and killed in the search for audio records the phrase "Internet Explorer" :D

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69096
 27.08.2012
XXX: So I realized I couldn’t. Only once did I remove the memory from work. But I said to myself that it still lies there and no one needs it, but I need it, and so I take it for temporary, indefinite use. And then the comps still become obsolete, and became irrelevant.
YYYYYYYYYY Well, that’s what’s called "spowed". This is called "save"! Andrei saved his laptop at work.
YYY: In general, they do not have a brigade of installers there, but the Army of Salvation.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69095
 27.08.2012
In the forum:
How to install an app for Android friend on iPhone?
For those questions, you would have asked Jobs yourself.
I shot!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69094
 27.08.2012
Comments to the post with a photo of the cat and with the signature "Here is such a cat picked yesterday.Feed, washed, now she sleeps with me"
Better if a guy picked up, fed, washed, he would sleep with you too!
yyy: male food is not yet sold in packages of 3 kilos, unlike cat food =)
XXX: This is a pellet.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №69093
 26.08.2012
No matter how much you feed the cat, he still looks at the refrigerator.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69092
 26.08.2012
News from Volga News
"In Samara, unknown people stole a freight train"
I understand the scale. We watched the "Brigade" and decided to repeat it, but already in 2012.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №69091
 26.08.2012
AutoVazu advice: buy a Japanese, disassemble, see how it is arranged, and start assembling the same machines
YYY: What a difference, the jiggle will do anyway...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №69090
 26.08.2012
Don’t be upset with the tea.
In the sense of cheek...
Lina-short tea in the sense of (drink), not a bird.
Nastya-nu that for the life of the husband is not, children are not, and the girlfriend Petrosian fucking.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №69089
 26.08.2012
J: [Long expressive replica]
M: What did you mean?
J: When I spoke, I still understood, and now it is no longer.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №69088
 26.08.2012
In Angry Birds, snowmen are not gyri, but a shrapnel.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №69087
 26.08.2012
I bought today Tolstoy’s War and Peace, Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment and Diablo III.
Q: You think I’ve taken books in vain, right?

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