XY: Low, thin... Compact, right?
XX: Comfortable in transportation :)
XY: There is, for what reason... for what reason to carry?

I watch pseudo-scientific shit on RN-TV, I don’t touch anyone. There are all sorts of scary footage, blabla... And here suddenly among these footage I see a piece of the red end of Mass Effect 3.

How to believe them after that? :D

XXX: Go to
Yyy: I don’t believe in the help of splashing. The fact that a person believes in such nonsense indicates that he does not believe in himself.
Zzzz is correct. Sasha Gray never splashed, and achieved success.

The most important thing in solitary life is not to allow mold to evolve.

Damn, how, sometimes, irritates the position "not my duties"!!! Yes, it’s not my duty to reassure the passengers and explain to them what the hell is with their luggage. But, as a person, it is not difficult for me to break through the right girl, learn everything to do and pass on to the passengers on the squad. And I don’t care that’s not my concern, I just understand their concerns! And I’m much more pleased to hear thanks to myself, rather than wild screams.
And it’s not difficult for me to spend a few minutes on a guest from the mountains, though, sometimes they’re very upset, and explain to him where to buy a simka or replenish the balance.
Even more so, I’ll take someone’s shopping package from Duty Free and take it to the Baggage Search. Because if the owner is gone, anyone can take him. It would be a pity to spend a few thousand rubles.
And to you, dear companion, I wish the same indifferent surroundings as you. And whoever you, if you get into a difficult situation, did not call to help, because it is not in his obligation.

yyy: Today I read that the girl of my height, the weight should be 2 kg more...
xxx: just there it was assumed that the girl of your height, at least something weighing breasts!

The phone call.
and yes?
Can I talk to an internet user in your family?
and yes.
All the good, goodbye.
...??? to
Gothic...

I go through the bazar today, I walk past the mushrooms, a lady sits, in front of her a table on which mushrooms are flooded, very strongly reminiscent of mosquitoes. I passed by, I think fucking, well, the mosquitoes, the lady probably doesn’t know and will poison anyone. He returned to her:
Good morning, what are your mushrooms?
(with a very pleasant look): the mosquitoes!
I found nothing else to say.

HH: I went out to eat.
What are you going to eat?
Tagged: pleasant
Cabbage, nothing more
WOW: you need to immediately indicate this with a couple of words "I went cabbage"
I’m going to bustle.

moved to a new apartment. I don’t smoke and I don’t drink coffee. The cave is disappearing)

Have you planted anything this year?
and yes. and. and. The liver

Fuck, my computer is broken.
Reasons to Buy a New
Yes, but it will only be in the winter. :)
Say the names. I jump, you will come to me to play, but on the condition that sometimes I will distract you with sex.
The perfect girl

I can’t be afraid of my sister for the sake of HDD.
2nd?
1: the child is not yet 3 years old, she already knows the atlas of human anatomy (in pictures, essno). Which organ you will not show - it will name everything, the whole skeleton, all the vessels and arteries including
1: Just now
On the couch sits a cat.
A sister walks around her and bats something.
1: Listen to me
Angel voice of a 3-year-old girl
First I will eat your eyes... then your heart... your atriums and ventricles... we will eat all your veins... we will eat your stomach... we will eat even a wool... and you will only have bones and nails.
A cat with a scream of horror crashes from the couch and flies out of the room.
Now, let’s present a picture.
On the street, a stranger approaches his sister.
Girl, do you want a candy?
1: Enormous naive children's eyes
1: The voice of an angel
First I eat your eyes.

From 4pda on prices on the Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1
xxx: Samsung went under the apple to cut and prices?
yyy: I think the epics will judge them for this.)

News: A young cowboy in the night of August 24 tried to penetrate a casino in the city of Reno in the state of Nevada.

Kuguar: And I can’t remember where we added that...

Over the years, the unmarried woman is already enchanted and hopefully pronounces the previously hated word - "Babnik".

The “hybrid” mobile communication. Much of the territory of the Republic of Kazakhstan is not covered by mobile communications. The reason is simple - a lot of mountains, valleys (in addition, it happens, mobile towers explode for something). There is no connection in remote villages. But having a mobile phone is prestigious, so even in such deaf corners many residents have tubes.

They are used here as: all those who need to communicate - with relatives in other villages, or in trade affairs - at a certain time write SMS. Then a special trusted man rides through the village on a horse, and gathers all these mobile phones in one bag.

Then this person goes down the canyon, runs down the valleys and mountains, runs for a long time - and runs to such a place where mobile communication already exists. He sits on the roof and smokes. And the mobile phone in the bag "see the network", start to feed, ring, whisper - send SMS.

And the person is still sitting on the hole, continuing to smoke, looking at the white light. Meanwhile, within an hour, response SMS from relatives, friends, business partners. In the bag again he whispers, writes, whispers, swirls, spills. And when the noise ceases, the man rides again and returns to the mountains. Because he is a responsible, solid person, he will not lose his mobile phones, and he will not be lost, he will not get stuck somewhere to friends Kizilurt, he will not shut up, well, and generally such a serious affair will do as it should be.

Well, and then in the evening this man gets to the village and distributes mobile phones to their owners. This is how hybrid mobile communications work.

I work in the DPS on duty. Calling the phone, the girl says: - Hi, I was put in my ass here, sheak not pleasant!I am now standing on the crossroads like a fool!
I didn’t immediately realize that it was an accident.

I seem to understand why we will never be rich in Russia. In order to find out this, it was enough in Yandex to pick up the words "How to become" and see the most popular options for the continuation that it will offer. So what do you think interests our people the most? "How to be happy" "How to be successful"??? No is!! Look at the top 10!! to
1st How to become a cat woman.
2nd How to become a rustic.
Three How to become a fairy.
How to become a vampire.
5 is How to become a rooster in real life.
6 is How to become a fairy right now.
7 is How to be beautiful.
8 is How to Become a Sweater by Day. (This is what I especially like.)
9 is How to become a princess.
10 is (Finally it is!!) How to become rich.
So the conclusion is that to be rich is three times less interesting to us than to be a mermaid, and two times less than to be a fairy. And most of all, we want to be a cat woman. Which I congratulate you.

O-Father and S-Son
A: We need to talk.
C: What is it?
A: We should have told you this for a long time...
C: What is it?
A: You know, in fact, my mom and I just brought you that there would be someone in the apartment to put in order...
A: 0 O
A: So good luck. I went.
A: 0 O