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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №69046
 26.08.2012
I flew in the airplane, walked through the cabin to the place of departure, by the edge of the eye I notice some familiar video on the laptop of one of the passengers, I watch and see the first series of "Lost".

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №69045
 26.08.2012
from contact.
I will be in Greece at this time. So I pass.
Tagged: blue
Alexandra: Well yes))
Arthem: When will you come back?
by Alexander: 10.09.12
Okay, I pointed out a year. Al is in?
Alexander: Ol in the;)
I am jealous of blazing.
It is not worth it;)
I am not jealous of that.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №69044
 26.08.2012
Something like this was heard in the flower market.

- you type in the Yandex "Svetlana Syktyvkar" and 612 reference is me.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №69043
 26.08.2012
Comment to the video on the porn tracker (name of the video "From Chabarovsk"):

This is not Khabarovsk, because vegetation is not typical, I as a botanist say it.)))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №69042
 26.08.2012
The company moves to a new office.

The office is empty.
Gabriel: In the middle of the table, the computer, the printer and me
You seem to have forgotten to transport.
I also have such suspicions.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №69041
 26.08.2012
SMS from the girl (going home to her parents for the weekend):
You can't turn in the bed, or the cat will not like it and he will leave :)

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №69040
 26.08.2012
Christina and I broke up.
Den: Why?
pandemia: we fought because she lost an important battle in wow when I began to stick to her during the game and made her a coon.
The OMG!! to

[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69039
 26.08.2012
Bones: How I spent the summer: downloaded 75.81 GB given 262.11 GB

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №69038
 26.08.2012
We are preparing for the arrival of top managers, cosmetic repairs are quickly carried out in places.Yesterday there was an announcement: "Lord! The corridors are painted. We strongly ask you not to smell the carpets on the columns and walls (at least until the end of the visit of guests). Thank you for your understanding." Cultural country, serious professionals

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69037
 26.08.2012
VaDik_Destroy - My laundry has already borne me with dishes, the whole evening walks and nods: wash the dishes, wash the dishes. Should I wash? She for what? I also had a tough day, I do not offer her to help me, I do it myself.
xxx: If a woman is noisy, then you do not satisfy her))) And dishes, believe the experience, are only a pretext. It’s all about in bed, fuck it little, or poor quality.
VaDik_Destroy - You're stupid this is my mom got the goat's mouth with her wicked mouth
xxx: Emmm... Well then there is only one option – WADIK, go and wash the dishes!!!! And for the future don't dare to say so much about your mother anymore, it's not your wife)))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69036
 25.08.2012
To discuss batteries and "Matrix":

>>> xxx: Of a human in general bad battery, as no cool.

The article is "This is interesting". In the original scenario, humans were not batteries, but a mass for processing data. But the producers decided it was too difficult for most viewers.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69035
 25.08.2012
Alone in the Dark:

The game is shit.
This is such a fucking shit that takes horror.
I barely resisted not to remove this terrible shit after learning that the main character must be blinking by hand (!!!!!!!). Instead of entering the atmosphere and being afraid of terrible cracks, I fucking my brains by continuously pressing the X key.
The management in the game was written by a herd of stubborn alkashi, who had just replaced the Soviet excavator, in which the former colleagues broke the instrument panel with a iron concrete spade. I have never seen such a curved console port. That is, in general, as much as I play video games, for probably ten years, I have never seen more dumb management. Is it possible for a mentally healthy person to wrap the combat stands on the mouse and turn on the keys? This is the one who will see from the side, how I catch my mouse around the table like a fucking, and at the same time even blink by the hand, it is a shit, comrades! Finally killed the moment when you had to jump out of the hose, the PrintScreen key. Printscreen is shameful! How to shoot the screens? Rethinking the shit? And I still have the face of a flat shoppedec - a curved translation of buttons in the menu, occasionally changing to Aoieuae 0 with an emphasis on each letter placed above the Italian.
The authors should instead of the main menu to insert some arkanoid on the entire screen with a single button "exit", then it would at least be possible to play.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №69034
 25.08.2012
Hello, I can't call you where?
At the point of repayment.
Where is? Where is?
Fucking at home!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69033
 25.08.2012
How to choose a monitor
The monitor is the main part of the computer. Even Hollywood writers know this: almost every second fighter can see the destruction of computers by shooting monitors. No monitor – no computer.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №69032
 25.08.2012
I am going, it is dark. I hear out of the corner, I scream, I shout, I have fallen! ", I turn and I see a picture: three struggling guys are looking for something on the ground, illuminating it with a phone. They search, they ride. One is straight: "Bla, guys, what are we looking for?and "

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69031
 25.08.2012
[20:05:35]xxx: I'll go assembler I'll try to assemble
[20:47:02]xxx: Let’s fuck it around!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №69030
 25.08.2012
by Yapa
I recently went to the neighbor to fix the computer. Five minutes, nothing special. Then her mother comes in and asks if we want to eat lunch.
I go out with the girl to smoke on the balcony and I say to her:
Tanya, remember, calling a man to repair a computer when Mom is at home is just inappropriate.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №69029
 25.08.2012
< aaz > A friend lost a phone with a thannroid. A few days later, a friend’s info on Skype changed to infoba.
< aaz > With home and cell phone.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №69028
 25.08.2012
There was probably one cafe-bar with the characteristic name "Men" in the Star. It is immediately clear which contingent is actually visiting this establishment. But the disadvantage is that the facade was painted in pink color. How many did not go before they laughed - "These are the real brothers!" And one day the owner seems to have said that the pink color is somewhat pederastic, overcolored! The facade became blue. Walking there is scary now - every time we rise to pain.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №69027
 25.08.2012
How is your interview on Google?
YYY: The first phase has passed, now they call right into the office.
Yyy: Those guys are simple, I’m straight...
Congratulations to xxx :)
XXX: What is that simple?
Yyy: They write to me in the spirit: “Well, guy, come to us in Zurich in a week, oh?”
Well, of course every Russian proger already has a visa!
YYY: That is exactly.
Yyy: I sent them a picture with Boromir in response.
xxx is =))

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