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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №59066
 24.01.2012
Do you know why I love winter more than summer?
How do I know?
Because in the winter I am a big and warm ninja, and in the summer a fat, sweaty ninja :(

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №59065
 24.01.2012
Tomorrow I take the final exam and set up a skyrim...I have endured a long time...I am a man.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №59064
 24.01.2012
On the tape, one news is more outstanding than the other.
Two police officers from Northern Butov caught on bribery with TVs
A Moscow courtyard held heroin worth a million dollars
In Chelyabinsk opened the case of mass poisoning with eggs
The head of the rural post made an assault on a neighboring office.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №59063
 24.01.2012
XX: Well, as they say, if you can not but very much want, then you can! The main thing is that no one knows! And here we include Sherlock Holmes))))

YYY: Oh, I came and he was in my forehead you were in the club! - no, you are cute what? don't boil me, you have no dry sweat on the forehead, judging by the corner of sliding droplets you moved to the left and to the right and then danced, you have snow on the floor exactly what the club has, there is always sinking sand, you have a black piece in the bag apparently a heels (I don't think you bought them recently because you didn't boast of them yet) means they have you for a long time and it is for clubs!!You are a genius!!Sorry for forgiveness... no, you have a club bracelet on your hand!!!(well or print depending on the club):DDDDDDD

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №59062
 23.01.2012
el: You know there are such cowards (they are usually sold in markets) with diocesan slogans "I only love Masha! Only for Nasta!" and etc.
El: Yesterday was good. A man approaches such a pot and asks with a stone face.

Do you have a name "Tanya"?
No no no no.
A man without changing his face expression
What is "Katy"?
...
Nor is there. Take it better with "Maria". A beautiful name.


[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №59061
 23.01.2012
due to our uneven and uneven supply
The heating system, we can observe.
Different climatic zones
From Arctic Winter to Nuclear Winter.


[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №59060
 23.01.2012
I have the suspicion that I have entered the Auschwitz in the course of my life, and since I am not Heracles, it will be difficult to crack it out, especially as some horses continue to crack hard.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №59059
 23.01.2012
Letter about sex:
He is:
I didn’t say I’m a hookup.)
I said I could do more than 2 times a half hour.
She is:
Wouldn’t you mind if we were three during sex?
You and the second.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №59058
 23.01.2012
SOPA, SOPA and PIPA

Idea
Everything is treated simply - until the bill is passed it is necessary to post as many comments as possible on the SOPA website with links to pirated products! So, the first thing SOPA will have to close itself :)

[ + 48 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59057
 23.01.2012
XXX is:
Pingback: There is no answer.
94.26.14.167 - The server is not available.

YYY :
XXX, great hockey )

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №59056
 23.01.2012
My mom asked me to throw a song on the phone, so that it would be cool when it rings. Having recorded every old man and every other bitch, mistakenly believing that Stas Mikhailov is the sample of the best on the stage in the eyes of my mother, I put him on the melody.
Mother's reaction: Yes, under this music I won't even raise my ass from the chair!
Ma, I am really proud!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59055
 23.01.2012
Trolling vs Stub, and Blabla.. Here are you and the stub, and the trolling in one bottle: The Tolerance Competition in Colpino was won by the team of the eighth class called "14/88"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №59054
 23.01.2012
Yesterday I sat and watched a movie, popcorn came out, the advertisement began, I switched to the STS, and there was a SMS chat at the bottom, and it was written in the chat - Popcorn should be eaten in the cinema, almost drowned in the snuco...

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59053
 23.01.2012
I watched Terminator 2. Not a duplicate, of course. The phrase "fire in the hole!" translated as "in the corridor fire!".

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №59052
 23.01.2012
xxx: I will accept and consider any offers for the next weekend!!!! I live in a new way, without "you know who")))))))

Yyy: Would Volan de Morta get tired?))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №59051
 23.01.2012
The frosty weather allowed us to see a technological miracle - a laptop with a four-core Core i7 acquired passive cooling, unnecessarily disconnecting the coolers.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №59050
 23.01.2012
Why do I always stop eating when I’m finished cooking?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №59049
 23.01.2012
Macho: It doesn’t matter if the girl goes through or not. The important thing is to be smart and to be smart...

"Lady" : :)
"Angel": I am smart
Macho: Definitely

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59048
 23.01.2012
After being part of the district election commission (forced to work - the city administration) at the elections in December, I would rather believe in Santa Claus than in the honesty of the elections.

[ + 27 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59047
 23.01.2012

You probably think I’m an idiot, but put your headphones in your nose, turn on at full volume and swallow the saliva.

Fuck you!! I am already crazy to do so...

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