x: I read the wall, and there every message ends in an inadequate call-in closing button.
X: I’m afraid to imagine what demonic functions they are provoking.
X: And, most importantly, I can’t find any opening ones.
X: And I’m angry that it’s synthetically invalid.
X: I am hopeless.

Talk to my grandmother in the kitchen.

Where are the bananas?
It is below, in the refrigerator.
I: They are not there.
She is m-m-m. There is a fresh straw.
What does this have to do with bananas?
It is: no one. What does this have to do with bananas?

In the video network - the offender leaves the courtyards and streets from brave Russian police officers, screams in a matyugalnik, braking brakes, a plan to intercept, shooting, hundreds of crews... The offender on a truck of a well-known delivery company. Eventually, he left the pursuit and fled.

Comment: Yes, now it is clear which company to order the delivery of goods.

So then.
Protection of children from information harmful to their health and development. Chapter 1, Article 1 paragraph 2). The law does not apply to relations in the field of advertising. We are a fucking country. They remove free wifi, but leave half-naked aunts and advertising for erectile dysfunction on TV. Congratulations to.

I understand why the real Sisadmin should be in the sweater!!! to
Q: What did you sit on the server?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh)
I mean =)))

Unknown number waiting on the shore.
I - I will not come.
NN – Why?
I – I don’t love you.
NN - what was it?
I am the truth!! to

Comments to photo of Ameromorpech with ppsh

aaa: threw their m16 and picked up pps
bbb: And broke the rails from 100 meters
ccc: along the way
DDD: Without Patron
Eee: and without PPSH

I’m ashamed of being with the cleaner.
She’s washing the floor...and I’m saying, is this your flooring so smells delicious?
She: It’s not my French perfume... a friend from the U.S. brings... real... I just failed under the table...

I: Will you go down for lunch?
C: I don’t want to go down. The voice of a sad elephant.
I: I look like that.
Q: )))) And let me hide behind you and we play the sad elephant of the belly broadcaster?

Are you training today?
ZZ: No, I am free today like a bird in the ocean
xx is a penguin?

Dragosha: Thursday starts not fun. The FD decided not to compile the project, the java process hangs. Why did I study in Electrical Engineering? ah
Sergeydragan: You could go to study for a philologist, and the working Thursday would start with the opening of the box office at McDonald’s :-)

A taxi driver is driving with a protein. Photo: white sleeping on the back, stretching the legs}

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The white is dead!
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O God, the beast has gone!

Among the fruits of education there are now too many rotten ones.

A group of brutal men merged on a fleet on the turbulent rivers from the Sikhoth-Alin river. There are quiet places on the water - swim for yourself and raise the hammer. And in the strait, like in the siege - the flesh begins to jump with a horse, you are pushed back from the rocks with waves.

In one of these stretches we saw a huge bear. He caught the fish in the right place, on a camel in the center of the stream, and he did not gather to leave when he saw the flesh. I looked at the tourists with interest. Like a new prey that swims in its own legs.

To look at the bear's face in emphasis did not want anyone, and the flesh was already carried. In a state of affection, the man, who was closest to the bear, grabbed a hanging backpack and began to shake them horribly. There was no impression on the bear.

Approaching, the man tried his best to warm the bear with a backpack on his backpack. He was surprised and ran away. He made some dog-like, but generally outrageous sounds.

On the calm water, the man looked around and noticed that the rest, all the former hunters, were sitting deadly pale.

Oh well, you are fighting! He shouted solemnly.

and ah! – One of them confessed – I thought you were going to throw your backpack into a bear. That’s all the vodka :)

Told by IRA

News from the near future.
The Moscow City Sharia Court found guilty a man. Ivanov, who, in violation of all customs, tried to overtake the wedding cortex of the respected Mamedov couple, and also allowed himself to make remarks to the guests who peacefully welcomed the newlyweds with festive automatic rows.

from the drom, about the millis/poly-cei buddhas))

In the city, the border of two districts, the eyewitnesses will not move much))) and the dispute came from two neighboring ROVD whose body, head and shoulders on the territory of one district, and the body and legs of another. The prosecutor of the city decided that a person's head was more important than the jets and the material was sent to the department where the head was located.

Mother of Grandpa:
Did you congratulate your daughter on her birthday?
... whom?! to
The daughter!
What is the number today?
- 12 (the case was on April 12).
...
In an hour he comes to me and says:
I didn’t know what day today was. It turns out today is March 8. I congratulate you.

YouTube commentary on the cartoon "Ezekiel in the fog": the book is more interesting

And don’t put that Xerox next to me! They are harmful to radiation, my health is more precious to me! I may be pregnant in a few months.

BorsCh: There is an order signed by the management regarding the location of the installation. And don’t worry, no one has been pregnant with copies yet!

The news:
A child found the body of a well-preserved mammoth.
On Cape Sopocna Karga (Tajmir Peninsula) an 11-year-old boy found the corpse of a mammoth that died about 30 thousand years ago.

The comments:
Sova: And the child just wanted a puppy home..............this is what the heartless parents bring, they have to dump mammoths)