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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №150045
 28.03.2018
Why are you, citizen, not trying to touch my child and not even looking at him? Are you afraid of not coping with yourself? You are a pedophile!!and "

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №150044
 28.03.2018
The Evil

> installed a cardboard girl

Five pedophiles were arrested.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №150043
 28.03.2018
A discussion is an attempt to convince the opponent that he is a fool.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №150042
 28.03.2018
In guests I have a postgraduate student, a Polish - I make him a graphic part of the candidate - I work out. In the court at the end of the 80s, the time of the bourgeois Komsomol leaders. On TV advertisement of a cool foreign brand: - This car is the face of a young entrepreneur!
What a stupid advertisement! Money should be invested in the initiated business. We have a young entrepreneur driving a very modest, old car, and no one will have to deal with someone who has bought a expensive car.
How right he is. Why don’t we often think about what we do?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №150041
 28.03.2018
Russian governors cannot tolerate theft. Therefore, in principle, they travel to treat only in those countries where governors do not steal.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №150040
 28.03.2018
The car's left rear wheel collapsed.
The next day’s order: “All cars have to check the rear left wheels.”
So we live –

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №150039
 28.03.2018
Don’t go into the elevator with a strange child.
and
So I do, showing a gesture - go, say, one, a child, and he cries on the topic of "take a walk again" and climbs the stairs. Do not drive the elevator too light children alone.

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №150038
 28.03.2018
This is when both of you are sixteen is the age of consent. And when one is sixteen, another more than eighteen, it is already a guard.
and
When both are not 18 - there is generally everyone for everything. The age of consent is the age at which a person can have sexual intercourse with an adult partner. Read the UK, and don’t listen to the guesses of grandmothers on the bench.
# educational

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №150037
 28.03.2018
Comments on the article "On a dangerous "zebra" in Krasnoyarsk installed a cardboard girl":
887: The same cardboard deputies in the city council and in the municipality. You don’t have to pay, you don’t need to steal – and it’s the same.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №150036
 28.03.2018
Xxx: I attributed the diploma to the norm control
I thought this woman would be taken away with a heart attack.
XXX: She didn’t eat anything.
Xxx: Where are the retreats! The letter!! The standards
Xxx: She even had a vein on her forehead.

[ + 34 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №150035
 27.03.2018
disagree

No is. And should not be! This is a normal situation. Non-standard, but fully compliant with the norms. If there was nothing extraordinary that humanity has never encountered, there is nothing to report here.
Or do you offer to arrange a noise for every small fire that firefighters deal with in half an hour (including a trip back and forth)?
You need to pay attention to what does not fit any norms.

First, the country must know its heroes, no matter how pathetic it sounds. And how Kirkorov goes to the toilet across the country is, and how people save other people, let it be a profession for them, it is a "normal situation".
Secondly, the news should not be 50% filled with polytot, and 50 - with corpses. Our life consists not only of this. People should also receive good news.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №150034
 27.03.2018
We decided to eat at work with a colleague and bought a bowl of caviar and a baton. It was not as expensive as, for example, to order sushi, even very inexpensive for two, but still felt from the side of colleagues-type here fucking, with fat rage) stereotypes) or, probably, just did not serve))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №150033
 27.03.2018
And say the carrots are Korean, is it North Korean or South Korean?
For me it is principle.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №150032
 27.03.2018
The river Vladimirovka, to which the inhabitants of the village of the same name go fishing, today came to their homes.
(Notice from 2009)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №150031
 27.03.2018
A woman quarrels with her husband:
I filed for divorce yesterday. Through public services, but the quest could not go through... Only that saved the marriage.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №150030
 27.03.2018
There is such a horror comedy “Taker and Dale against evil.” There were no maniacs at all, but students on a country trip were so afraid of non-existent maniacs that they were killed on their own because of the inability to adequately think. Apparently, imaginary pedophiles work on the same principle.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №150029
 27.03.2018
Do I think, or are you breathing badly?
– Petrovich... ssuka... give... inhaler.......

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №150028
 27.03.2018
"Do not talk to strangers"

The wolf would have survived if he hadn’t talked in the woods with a girl in a red hat.

[ + 44 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №150027
 27.03.2018
Last week there was a fire in a shopping center in Tomsk. We worked for 5, the people were evacuated, everything worked out well. Does anyone know about it? Where is this in the media? Who is discussing this on the internet?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №150026
 27.03.2018
If the girls

And among your acquaintances there are also girls who tell you, “Now I’ll tell you a wonderful joke.” At first they laugh fiercely and long, to tears, saying, “Oh, I can’t...” Then they begin to tell, constantly burning laughing, which makes it difficult to understand something. And then they do thoughtfully - a stupid face, remain silent for a while, after which they say, "And then I forgot..."

I have a boss like that.

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