Grandchild, what are you doing?
“I’m in the contact, grandmother, you won’t understand.
Why do I not understand? “Lyala sweet girl” in your friends is me!

"14 March in the coworking YellowRockets will be held a third round. This time it will be discussed Docker, with a selection of practical cases..."

I can’t get rid of the feeling that this is written by a person who really wants to work abroad, but no one is waiting for him there.

> And hercules then what is it?

And Hercules is Hercules, who is sick with pediculosis. Inf is 100%.

Another version: herculosis is like pediculosis, only instead of lice - oatmeal.
Most often bearishes are sick.

Damn, it didn’t work, Othello failed.
Maybe an Acacia?
But it doesn’t sound bad either.

Could Theresa go to the phone?
She is sleeping.
If you wake up, tell me that Vladimir called.
What does "If" mean?

Do not shoot at kings. My brother has died.”

© V.I. Ulyanov (Lenin)
advice from the outsiders.

Those who go to doctors die more often than those who don’t. Doctors who really want to cure a patient can be counted on their fingers all over the world.
I will open your eyes, brother. Sick people die more often than healthy people because they are sick, not because they go to doctors.

To make the world better, the weak must be thrown down from the rock, and the strong must be thrown down by themselves.

Obviously, for some, a premature baby or a diabetic is equally inferior and expensive to them in the bioreactor. And what about those who are up-to-date, practically healthy, but just dumb, malicious and jealous shit? Giving birth to a diabetic child is not as scary as the perfect white-haired cattle, which will throw you off at the first trouble. It is a pity that the birth screening is not done.

XXX: You sit and do nothing.
YYY: I got into thought.

If the mountain is coming to you, and you are not Muhammad, then hurry away from it, it is a landslide.

They have won! Today I couldn’t go through the robot check...I was offered to pick pictures with bridges, then cars, then buses, and then cars again. At this point my patience broke out and I sent a robot to check that I wasn’t a robot. In short, the bright future has already arrived - the test on non-robot people to pass has become difficult.

A joke, of course, but the Lord keeps the Constitution of the Russian Federation: Article 14 of the Constitution of the Russian Federation 1. The Russian Federation is a secular state. No religion can be established as a state or mandatory.

The xxx:

Would you like to tell us how we invoked ghosts?
Shortly in the night, they took a candy, put it on the mirror, lighted a candle, painted some circles... shortly, some. Well, according to the plan, after the candle was suffocated, if the ghost came, he had to bite the candle, after which the candle was lit again to see the results.

Again, the summer, the village, friends, including 2 girls and 3 boys (including me). The abandoned house. They dismantled everything, lighted a candle, read spells, swallowed the candle. While it was dark, I took and bit the candy and put it back. As soon as the friend knocked on the lighthouse, they all crashed sharply and broke to the exit. As they ran away, it seemed to me that something was popping up there, and it was as if some birds were popping up on the roof. It was a long run, probably five minutes. Then they stopped, everyone’s eyes were angry, everyone’s somewhat flattered. It turned out that they were the first grandmothers who saw the bitten candy. The boys were frightened by the cries and broke up. I was scared of all that crap myself. I didn’t tell anyone about this candy. 😉

The closed women’s community:

Two experts meet and one says:
I don’t understand what is happening at all?
The second:
I will explain everything to you.
The first:
I can explain it myself, I would understand.

In the local forum on the topic of discussing electric shockers.

xxx: can anyone explain the principle of shocker work on your fingers?
On the fingers? Put your fingers in the roof, for example.

The post about the African rocks (tropical freshwater fish), to which the aquarium (on the gips) is thrown first the scorpion, then the scorpion and finally the water snake, and it is all ruthlessly displaced and fattened whole.

Gisod: The film should be about this fish, not a shark.
Gisod: Before this gif, I was more afraid of those creatures that she ate

After training in the gym, changing clothes in the dressing room, by the edge of my ear I hear a man talking on the phone:

Hi daughter! How are you?

Okay, I am at home. You are how?

Am I well seen?

Here I fall into a stupor, turn my head and see him talking on the phone via FaceTime.

I understand, of course, the daughter is probably an adult, but we are in the men's dressing room. The man felt my gaze and several other men, quickly fled into the hall.

"The Russians are tired of the lack of wonderful Norwegian coffee"

Count_1987
After the Belarusian samba and Norwegian coffee will appear to be
Legon
Every time passing past the coffee plantations in the districts of Kirkines, I barely restrain myself, so that, not to catch the blade, jump out of the car and sneakyly spread a metre layer of snow, not to pick up a bag of famous Norwegian coffee.

A friend of mine insulted me. She has a homeopath. He trusts him very much. On his recommendation from the cold washed the nose with all kinds of individually selected homeopathic remedies. Dear people, of course. And I was upset, because I assumed that washing with saliva would also work. And it seems that O. Henry had a story about such a pharmacist.

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes "The Charity of Charity? No to Sir. There was not only water in the glasses. I added a chinine to it for two dollars and ten cents of aniline paint. Many years later, when I was passing through those places again, people asked me to give them another portion of the product.