> "Average " 18
Men attach great importance to the length of the penis, but in fact it is nonsense. 20 cm is enough for any woman.
(How to ruin your son’s life with one phrase)" (c) SMBC

and Xanac:
I was recently asked why programmers hate working with code from others. I decided to make a small analogy:
Imagine that you have been entrusted to build a laboratory on the island. You come to the object, and there besides the unbuilt building: a huge fan (the size of the building), a large balloon and a room filled with swabs. Shake your head, you unravel this dirt and dig into the laboratory. You give the object to the scientists, but in 5 minutes they run out with the scream: “Flight of poisonous gas!”and "
How about that, fucking! Must be working! In despair, you scream and cry to the past:
We have poisonous gas! What is the problem?
I don’t know, it had to work. Has something changed in the project?
A little, the swabs took out...
The roof was held!
What is??? What to fuck, sorry?? to
I say, the swabs held the ceiling. There were gas tanks above them. Very heavy, I had to squeeze into the room from the bottom of the swab.
- You would at least hang a note on the door, that the swabs to hold the ceiling! There is poisonous gas here. What shall we do?
Turn on the ventilator. He is pumping gas from the island.
I demolished it right away!
Why Why?
Why did you build a 120-ton fan? Could you put a box of anti-gases?
- The anti-gas box needs to be sought, and the fan I had from the last order.
I have removed your ventilator! We are suffocating here!
Harley, are you there? Sit on the balloon and fuck!

A boy who read the collection “Poetry of the Silver Age” to Santa Claus had to give a confectionery factory

A long time ago, examining the compressor from the Soviet refrigerator ZIL, was extremely surprised to find the inscription "Made in Japan". It was then that the reliability of our ZIL refrigerators immediately became clear.

> two of them Exceptions confirm the rule.

How upset you are with that phrase! The exception cannot confirm the rule. The existence of an exception confirms the existence of the rule from which the exception is made.

Sponsor of this bad joke is the sorting center of the humorous publication.

The sorting center of the humorous public is jokes to the side.

Today they call from an unknown number and the girl offers money for bitcoin. I immediately say:
Do you want to earn 5 million rubles?
Yes of course.
- Then listen, transfer me to the bitcoin wallet from the company accounts 30 million rubles, and for this I give you a premium of 5 million rubles. The company lists this amount as a non-refundable loan.
But it doesn’t work that way.

From a bottle of milk

>> in the circle.

exactly is. If you are in Missouri, you are in Missouri.

Water boils at exactly 100 degrees

The temperature of boiling water depends on many factors. The selected temperature scale.

YYY: He is timid and knows how to develop
xxx: mmmm... developed by timlid... timlid gave a tasca, will give and fruit lubrication
Why the fruit?
We don’t write in asma to give the machine.

The daughter (2,5 years old) recounted the fairy tale "Terremok". Now we live in Termochka Mouse-Na-Uško, Frog-Kakuška and Rabbit-Pugajik : R

After receiving a message from the girl with the text "I brought you food", I first crossed, and only then realized that she took her younger brother to her parents and is going to me, forgetting about the puncture.

From ZJ mi3ch, 8 March:

“After 50 years of marriage, I once looked closely at my wife and said, ‘Fifty years ago we had a small house, an old car, we slept on the couch and watched a small black and white TV, but every night I slept in the same bed with a beautiful 19-year-old girl.
Now I have a huge, expensive house, a lot of expensive cars, a huge bed in a luxurious bedroom, a color TV with a wide screen, but I sleep in the same bed with a 69-year-old woman. I start to doubt my marriage.”

My wife is a very intelligent woman. She did not get offended or argue. She just offered me to find a 19-year-old girl, and she’ll make sure I live in a small house again, sleep on a sold-out couch and watch black and white TV.”

xxx: And in general, I am, by the way, an engineer of the first category, I have so written in the workplace!))

YYY : Wow! It’s like an egg of the first category, just an engineer.

xxxh: I just watched an Italian drama with an eight-March deviation. A man stands near the house and closes his jacket, a woman rises out of the window and cries, “And you can’t come to me again!” Let your wife prepare your lunch!"

How could you scream oxana?
March 7 to die
Friends come to drink.
You have taken the table.

>>> No need to go to bed at a time. Go to bed at 22:00.

To be home by the time.

This, and what about the long-short and satisfaction of the lady!!? It has nothing to do with it! If a lady just fingers can satisfy herself in a minute, and you chew on her for 10 minutes - do you still have illusions about the victoriousness of your member? The question here is generally about his questionable need in the process.

The woman is in the nursery, the husband is eating in the dining room... how tired are they of these hands-free inconveniences, which cannot even survive 4-7 days without the slave labor of the woman! It is shameful! As long as??And at the same time, the men know that they are the best chefs, ah... only they can’t cook for themselves, not even for one barrel, not for a family.

in a pornographic forum. Discussing the distribution of photos.

111. wallpapers are poorly folded))
by 222. Yes, they are normal, not new, but a difficult place))))
by 333. The wallpaper had to be sticky glued... a very strange approach to the sticking of irregularities, the edges had to be bended and cut at the sticking. Although I agree, a difficult place... requires experience.
and 444. In the wallpaper, the main thing is to choose them for a few days with a scandal between households. And then hang the carpets on the walls so that these wallpapers are invisible. The same thing.
by 555. In any case, a decorative layer had to be made at the corner to avoid turmoil. Otherwise, pornography does something. and :(