Last winter I was driving to work in another city, it took almost a day to go, so I decided to take a full SV to be able to prepare on the road.

The guide was also presented with 2 tickets and until the night everything was fine - I laid out the laptop and documents throughout the coupe and the trip. At 11 o’clock in the evening I gathered and began to prepare fairy tales and just at that moment they knocked on the door.

Opened, a woman aged 35-40 with a child aged 6-8. I ask what she needs and I get this answer: "We guides allowed you to sleep at night with us men booze in a couch." I say that I am very happy, but I cannot support such an initiative and I close the door.

About 5 minutes later I knock on the door again, ignore it and then it opens, as I realized the conductor opened it with his key. Previous guests and guides. Well, I told him, and he doesn’t want us to let go.

P - Man, you must let a woman sleep at night in her couch, the child cannot sleep there, the men do not sleep there.

I - well, in the first I owe nothing to anyone, and in the second, solve the problem with those men I am here? And what hero do you open my door without my permission?

P - According to the rules we can transfer the passenger to free seats, enter woman. Aunt begins to climb into the door I do not leave the passage, and since I am a guy not small to climb through she could not. Then the child began to sneeze in front of him, but he also just nodded his head at my swallow.

Let it pass! The conductor told you everything.

I have the right to transfer you to the vacant seats, but I have both seats purchased. Q. But it’s still free, why don’t you want to let the woman go? ! to I - Well probably because I specifically paid to drive without companions and let anyone not intend.

Look at him, he paid. My child can't sleep, and he can't share a free place! I will call the police!

I - Call, I just then go down to the train boss and learn from him about the conductor's actions.

And then the conductor starts to fuse sharply with the words, "Well, you see he doesn't want to listen, let me go to you in my bed."

I close the door and I hear the phrase, “You are depriving my child of sleep! I will not leave it so! “”

No one bothered me until the very end, only the driver with a goat face returned the tickets.

Wife with parents. The duty to drive the child to kindergarten now lies on me.

Two days in a row, the alarm signal on the phone fell asleep to take him to the garden. I have not seen anything like this before.

Today I understood what it was about.

I went to bed at night with a serious mood not to sleep. As soon as the alarm sounded, I exploded into the best traditions of army rise.

And what I see: this stick is already on the phone (how does he manage to wake up before the alarm clock? ! ) and the guard. As soon as the alarm was turned on, he immediately turned it off by stepping his finger across the screen and ran into his room.



Everyone has their own methods of fighting.

In mid-2012 the company was under the threat of bankruptcy, the situation was aggravated by numerous legal claims of creditors to pay about 200 million rubles of debt.

As a result, the debt was repayed by exchanging it for discs with products.

For the first time in my life, I have compassion for creditors.

So, everyone raised their ass and went to earn on a normal board. Or the quotator will drown in the recipes of the hruščov each other more terrifying.

What did you divide?
I remember coming already from the army, height 180, unsubtile, muscles there...
A call to the apartment, I open - there an employee of the JEC, who, seeing me, asked: "Is there any of the adults at home?"

Patriotism is first and foremost a respectful attitude towards fellow citizens and the laws of the country. and his own.

How to go to the Olympics for free.

“Not victory, but participation”... Sometimes they started to forget these words behind all these scandals. But one athlete reminded the world of the Olympic principle in a very unexpected way.

At the Olympics held in South Korea, the American freelance player Elizabeth Swayney, who played for Hungary, just walked on the "chalk". Somehow disassemble your program - no-no! Do some trick, God do it! I suspect that the distance she went out only in order not to have to return money to the native federation. And the amount, taking into account tickets, hotels, journeys, daily and other lifts to the participant of the Olympic team would not be small. Just the girl managed to check the life hack called "how to catch sports officials".

How did it happen, you ask? It is easy! It was enough to be able to read. The girl just carefully read the rules of selection to the Olympic team of her country. And it was indicated that due to the low prevalence of female freestyle in Hungary, the Olympic team will be accepted the participant who at the World Cup stages several times will be in the thirty best. The girl looked at the results tables of several final stages and she had a brilliant plan.

As it turned out, in some stages of the World Cup participates fewer than thirty athletes. The girl who started her skiing career at only 25 years old!It is stated in several such stages. They deserved the last place. It is unknown whether she was going down there to run down the slope. He took ammunition with him. It is not excluded the possibility that she immediately went to the organizers for a certificate of the occupied place... It is only known that at some point she appeared in the freestyle federation of Hungary with official papers about the occupied places. They were all under 30. At the Olympics held in Korea, the agile girl predictably, with an impressive breakdown, took the last place. In other words, with such a “heroic” program!

P.S According to the results of the "epopeya", the Hungarian freestyle federation decided to make changes to the regulations for the selection of athletes.

There are no problems with money, there are problems with time. There are no problems with time, there are problems with money. There is no problem with money or time, there is a problem with the law.

At work, the guy (grandfather) said: “I might have voted for Navalny, but he couldn’t even seize the woodplate, the raider’s seizure, how strange would he be?and "

Why for centuries "not accepted" to be interested in the age of a lady, so as not to insult her? Interested in the deep cause of the phenomenon.

Deep is a patriarchal culture, where from infancy the idea is transmitted that the value of a woman is her inflatability. Being an adult man is the norm, maturity, experience, all things. Being an adult woman is the second sort.

Mom from birth said that before was better
YYY: And then you were born

You scream about rights but forget about duties. Men are paid more because they hold families. The opposite is disproportionate, that I, as a man-in-chief, understand.

Is it so?!!!! You, wisely, well, you quickly found me a husband who will keep me! You can accommodate any of your employees, but not drinking and eating less. Or, fucking with the eyes, stumbled onto the crab, raised the salary of the unmarried. No matter who works, of course. Do you pay the “gentlemen” for poverty, so you’ve forgotten about the rest?

About 60 people conspired to beat Julius Caesar. Only 23 knife wounds were found on Caesar's body. This proves that even then the majority of participants in group projects did not do the niqab.

Ezdivala: This is the problem of group projects. Participants who do primitive actions with their hands always believe that the whole project depends entirely on them, and everyone else is just cooling up. It is not so. Someone was standing on the roof, someone distracted the cops, someone planned, distributed tasks in a gira, someone consulted on the partitioning of the bubble, there were seals who sold the project, marketers who attracted the messengers to alert the people about the bitter event as appropriate. Someone was running for a glycine for Mark Antony. Twenty wounds is even an excess of something.

The clock was rotating remembering in Kalashnikov the cut of the rod on the clock or against it. PPC Question of Life and Death

I also have a question!
Of course, on the clock (right, if you look from the cashier). It is easy to remember: it is taken right-up when shooting. We take the vector of the force of Coriolis and determine the direction of rotation of the mass that produced it.

Vlad: type fork, clone fork, steer, smoke, pul rekvest?
Rick: It’ll be like your tail, which you’re marking with the ouncer branch.
Crab: Fuck what language they speak!? to

XHH: By the way, since there are so many fans of Japanese cartoons, let’s be ashamed of Koi Kaze. What is romance or perverted shit and should it be forbidden?

I haven’t watched it, but I think it won’t hurt to ban it.

Many men are for prostitution, but few want to see their daughters there.

Well, I don’t have anything against the cleaners, but I’t want my daughter to do that either.

This is about the "girl"!
The Swiss beauty institute asked him how he managed to get such big teas.
It’s very simple: I say goodbye to every incoming client and goodbye to the departing client and goodbye to the incoming client.

We sit and work. Joyful Katya runs and rushes to Irka:
and IRA! Uncover the mystery! "You are given and others use it"! Three letters
IRA is sure.
Oh yeah!
Katya thought
What is it for you, Dan?
Ira admitted that the answer was not correct, and shrugged her hands. Katya looked at me.
Do you know the answer?
and fucking. He is Dan.
Katya nodded her head and left.
Later I said that INN, but the correct answer was "name".

Then Katya decided to try her luck again. He came and asked
- "Light, like a straw, but not hold" 4 of letters.
We did not think long, and immediately sent Katya Nafig. Then they decided to change anger for mercy and guess it. But the answer of "gas" also proved to be incorrect.

xxx: It’s interesting, but in real life, the adopted, having learned that somewhere their biological parents exist, really immediately abandon those who raised and fed them, and rush to look for the real ones? Or is it just for cinema?
XHH: I used to think of myself if my parents had suddenly told me that I was adopted - and I would chase it decisively!
No, of course, there’s a chance that you’ve been stolen from a billionaire.
HH: But there’s a lot more chance that you’ve been thrown out of the bombs :)