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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №149265
 23.02.2018
> I would fuck you with a Russian language textbook.

Say a blade please. Who would say. Or to "take out a textbook", or "take out a textbook". The grooms.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149264
 23.02.2018
Q: How much to drink?
Two bottles.
The maximum!!! to
HGH: I have taken it. UPS did not see the first line.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149263
 23.02.2018
Once a long time ago, while still a yellow-haired boy, he first wrote a phrase, then inserted a mat, so that it sounded more convincing. Now I write with Matt. Then I clean the eggs. Sounds more convincing.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149262
 22.02.2018
In the spring and summer, it is a free flight.
A lot of ideas...
And do not regret spices (pack a mixture of herbs 5 rubles in ashan, but if the luxury of branches again in the forest and on the fields).

You would be quieter! Now, do not give god, who of the deputies will read and all, the statistics are ready that you can live for 7000 rubles. and pensions.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №149261
 22.02.2018

xxx: Furniture in the "Alphabet".
xxx: An elderly lady in a decent nork coat, with a cup of cabbage in her hands. On the face of the lady is written a complete misunderstanding.
“Sorry,” said the lady, “Do you see what I see?” 350 grams of young cabbage cost 450 rubles?
- That is, I confirm, having studied the valuer.
“Don’t think,” said the lady, “that I see badly, or that I’m mad. There are just emotional experiences that are difficult to go through alone.

XXX: Today will be the phrase of the day.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №149260
 22.02.2018
I can’t hide my age, right? Paint the gray, run on the lifts of everything that is possible, smash the "rejuvenating", cuddly hide the date of birth, respond exclusively to the "girl"?
I am an adult who has lived in the world not 18 years, but twice as long. I am much smarter than I am at eighteen, I have more experience, my judgments are more mature, I am, after all, a valuable expert. Why should I pretend to be a girl? Why do men think losing 10 years of age is a compliment? Why do other women hate to scream, “Don’t talk to yourself, you don’t look at your 36!”

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149259
 22.02.2018
>> And what about those fat naked women who think everyone owes them something? How to call them?

And the lean naked babes who < further on the text>? Or is it forgiveness?

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149258
 22.02.2018
>>> Men please don’t do that. Do not listen to the shit, please! Do not support bad stereotypes that an adult woman is embarrassing, and we are all girls up to retirement, hihihi.

Getting Old and Beautiful
I want when the time comes.
At 64, it was early.
Thinking about that shit.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №149257
 22.02.2018
Oh, I’ll never forget the girls from the classroom I was in 15 years ago. It was something outstanding. Preparing for February 23, girls are advised what to buy for boys. The meeting constantly clashes on the topic of “Let’s decide what we need to give on March 8 and check that the boys buy it for us as a gift.”

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №149256
 22.02.2018
Is it so?!!!! You, wisely, well, you quickly found me a husband who will keep me! You can accommodate any of your employees, but not drinking and eating less. Or, fucking with the eyes, stumbled onto the crab, raised the salary of the unmarried. No matter who works, of course. Do you pay the “gentlemen” for poverty, so you’ve forgotten about the rest?

No wonder there is no husband. In Russia, such marriages are prohibited.

By the way. I was married. Only my husband does not "contain" me. She smelled like sweet and earned spending "on family". Divorced - personally could spend significantly more with the same salary.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149255
 22.02.2018
It was meant that such relationships, where a girl is physically stronger than a guy, are possible only in the movie, like this. In the real world, this is impossible.

In the real world, such relationships are more than. Guilty people don’t argue about such a hernia, unlike you.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №149254
 22.02.2018
My wife loves to embrace our pets. And again "blowing" a cat.
I: I should have called the cat Lola
J : Why?
I: I would scream "run, Lola, run!"

Suitable for the dog.

I: And that should have been called Forrest...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №149253
 22.02.2018
xh: on the hill set a pillar with a sign "running on sandwiches is prohibited"
Xh: The people broke the tablet, and ride on it.
Yy: It is logical that.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №149252
 22.02.2018
What do you think:
People who say they have been eating bits for years because they are broken to clean the potatoes and wash the bowl.
- and people who a couple of months ago cried "homework is a myth, I manage to cook and clean in 15 minutes a day."
Are they the same comrades?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149251
 22.02.2018
Good programmers invent the bicycle, bad ones invent the bicycle without a saddle, and we invent the grabletopor.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №149250
 22.02.2018
The wife herself is the same: no matter how much I earn – she is always dissatisfied with my salary, always trying to take some of her hoodies.
I am not happy with relationships in the family. I am disappointed in women, even those who are not my wife.

So, before asking for equal pay, learn, first of all, to stop spending your husband’s money, and spend yours wisely, live on your own, feed your children on their own, give gifts to your husband.
I believe that the salary of an employee should depend not on his qualifications and productivity, but on the fact that I do not like his social group (to which I do not belong, but know absolutely everything about it).
As a boss, I have to know where my subordinates are spending their salary and regulate these issues. I am absolutely sure that half of the country’s working population spends money exactly the same way and wrongly.
I demand that women be paid fundamentally less, but they bear the same costs as men. It is possible, logical and fair.

>> Men are paid more because they hold families.
>> What a husband should earn for housing, food and children. You are for what?
I’m paying men more to keep their family alive. But I don’t understand why they should do this if there are women.

>> Before asking others something, try to understand yourself, “What am I doing wrong? How can I improve it?”
Ask yourself: "Why should I not think with my head?"

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №149249
 22.02.2018
Just a palace with black cheeks

What if you choose between a cleaner and a prostitute?

The work of cleaners in the world of single-use things is greatly underestimated both financially and in relation to them society. True, this is a more global problem than cleaning in a separate location.
The work of the prostitute is highly overstated.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №149248
 22.02.2018
I don’t understand, do you have some good words on the billboards?

Men, call ‘girls’ all those who appear not to be grandmothers, and call ‘grandmothers’ women. When you become a grandfather, you can also call your grandmothers girls.

Girls, congratulations to 23 of all defenders - former, future and potential, you will not be missing! And don’t give us, God, war and a universal call, so that in practice we can find out who is the defender and who is not.


[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №149247
 22.02.2018
~> How to "break the template", or "break the template"?

It depends on the material from which the pattern is made.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149246
 22.02.2018
#Rhythmology

>>> You’re going to get a big deal.

I have a bowl, prepare something.

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