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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №148245
 17.01.2018
xxx: System developers have reduced the validity of the password for login to a domain from 100 days to 90.
xxx: everyone who had less than 10 days left before the password is delayed - thrown out from everywhere and does not allow
XXX: The Incidents
xxx: to the systemmakers came and said - you bl@......
xxx: reaction: they are preparing a mail with an explanation of the problem
xxx: for users who do not allow, including in the mail.........
This is the horror of our town.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148244
 17.01.2018
Strv: I had a girlfriend in the universe. She went and seriously told me that she would marry only the oil magnate.
Strv: It was funny, yes
It all depends on who she married.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №148243
 17.01.2018
You have gone crazy!

The pot is not cooking us more shit, we want it back to be " ridiculous".

Go back, kiss the cat and grind the shredder.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №148242
 17.01.2018
Funny to be honest. Apparently a person believes that models and celebrities are born or they are given this chip by the fairy-cross.

It is funny to read what is written by people who believe that social stratification does not exist, lifts and stairs at every step, and if you really want - you can fly into space. But not so funny to want to see it here.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №148241
 17.01.2018
The overwhelmed:

Most of you in bed are generally boring, neither in your mouth nor in your mouth.

Not a question! Do you want pop? Go to! (in the box)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №148240
 17.01.2018
In the taxi driver on the instrument panel burned the "check the engine" icon. All the way I felt like Sheldon Cooper.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148239
 16.01.2018
Q: What did you do in English today?
eee: Present Perfect and humiliation

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №148238
 16.01.2018
XXX What is the weather? This morning, in the sorting room, I heard how he cried over the piszuar and burmochet "go, go out... here is warm!"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №148237
 16.01.2018
What about the evening, my friend?
As promised, there will be two chickens.
Are you preparing or inviting?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №148236
 16.01.2018
At the same time I ordered several packages on Ali-Express, and now I watch on the tracks who goes to which place.
The Great Ali-Ampic Games are open!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №148235
 16.01.2018
From the router, commentary under the film "The Day of the Surgeon"
I took a test for this movie today.
What is a medical institution if not a secret?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №148234
 16.01.2018
They have taken:

It would be better to marry fat virgins.

Has this virginity struck you? Is she like her before you who fucking ticked her, and now she is spoiled? I think it’s so better with a girl who has her head on her shoulders, rather than a complex plant, and what people will think." It’s like you can protect yourself from betrayal if you were her first, and it’s like she’ll fuck left and right if not. Look at the person in the shell "chest+chest", and not on the same, the shell, the shell. As if it is a trophy, where the main thing is that the "shell is not spoiled." They walk, the mill, as in the market, are valued. You will understand what a person is in front of you, if you do not care about his personal qualities from the high bell.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №148233
 16.01.2018
What creatures cover their tongues, love yellow and blue, serve evil and cannot do without a master?
The Hockey?
The minions!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №148232
 16.01.2018
lasting: I read posts about "found" in printers.. and I smile! I have an operator resorting, eyes for six copies: "The iPhone printer eats and shakes!!and "
Let us fly! It turns out this "miracle" put his iPhone on a pack of paper in a pot and naturally the printer began to tighten the sheet.
The result: the corner of the iPhone will be hungry, and the printer has a rubber ring on the grip and it has been chewed (here it is).

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №148231
 16.01.2018
The dream of Buddha

>->- > True love does not exist. The point.

>> There is no such thing. by Neo.

Points do not exist either. It is a beaten pixel.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №148230
 16.01.2018
There was a boss who categorically refused to take women into office. They will go to the decree. Looking for a long time, I found a man. The man went on care leave.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148229
 16.01.2018
A child will obviously be better with two broken parents, but full and dressed, than with a single mother who is sick at work and work, and with alimony of 2 thousand rubles.

YYY: Definitely not. I am such a child who grew up between two broken divorced parents (who still can’t leave, and live like a housekeeper). This is a shit, not an example for the offspring! And your example of how to be happy (including after divorce, yes!) Much more important than money and wealth. I would gladly eat one rice (in my childhood, I would eat a pofig in general), but not to observe all these endless messes and not to listen to the eternal "Tell Father" - "Tell Mother."

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №148228
 16.01.2018
I love the witch 3.
I put a car on him. There is a meeting scene with Jennifer.
"You gathered the leaves of white myrtle". Did Gerald decide to surprise the lady?
Geralt and Jennifer escape from the Wild Hunt.
"You gathered 2 fruits of barbarissa". War by War and Farm by Schedule.
The naked Geralt three girls wash in the bath:
"You gathered three books, 12 orens"
What did he collect them? The carcass slipped through the boxes until nobody saw it.
Valemora: I’m more interested in where the naked Geralt took those three books
Valemora: and 12 orens, among other things

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №148227
 16.01.2018
xxx: Grandma turned on MTV, says there yesterday the blacks were good.
XXX: Looking at
XXX: No sound

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №148226
 16.01.2018
xxx: And I’ve never been taken pictures of a member, and, apparently, I’m almost not one, because when I’m talking about it there’s a bunch of girls with not the same story. I don’t know whether to be happy or sad here.)

YYY: Write the mail. Check if you are happy or not.

xxx: Can I get a photo of a member? What could be more humiliating? :D

Zzzz: If you never send it

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