On Valentine’s Day, he gave me a vibrator. I was a little upset at first, wanted romance, flowers... But after three orgasms in a row, I decided to fuck this romance))

I love such statistics. I didn’t let go, I went to this site. Yes, all right, according to statistics with higher education 54% women and 46% men. Here is only one problem. According to the statistics of the entire population of Russia, the number of women is (who could have thought) 54%, men - 46%.

The results of the All-Russian Population Census 2010". For 1000 men over 15 years old, higher education is 211, for 1000 women over 15 years old - 242. A significant number of women with a secondary education in an organization, where all men with diplomas, will no longer work (except that there are some ladies working, and men are the director of the ACHR). More about school holidays, I believe. They just get the second highest. Yes, women care about their careers and study, and you don’t even know the difference between a ‘statist’ and a ‘statist’ with your ‘diploma’.

I needed a text of the Bible.
Starting with the PlayMarket. And then the Bible demanded access to a notebook, calls, text messages, and a gallery.
I checked out and canceled the installation.
YYY: You will not go to heaven now.
Zzz: How else can God test your sincerity and purity of the soul. Suddenly you have in the gallery of photos of the necrophelial point, in the SMS messages I write about the orgy with his daughter in the valpurgy night, and in the contacts and all Azzsky Satan recorded

Fewer and fewer people and more and more “hello”.

My friend is an amateur numismatic. On e-Bay he bought from a Mexican a collection of Mexican coins of different times. The package, however, did not miss the Russian customs on the grounds that in Russia the transfer of cash is prohibited. Coins by mail. He was called or written, he came to the customs and spent a long time with them on every coin. He went to the internet from a laptop to the site of the Mexican central bank and showed customs officers which coins were removed from circulation (they were missed). Well, those with whom you can still pay, they covered up, because these are the rules. 2-3 hours it all continued, and the customs officers were quite correct and friendly, but they required compliance with the rules.

In the end, of several dozen sent coins, some have not been missed. They ordered them to send the mail back to the sender. He asked what address to write? The Customs? No, they say it’s stupid. Write your home. and OK.

After a few days, they call him from the post office and say: a young man, and you know in general that cash, including money. Coins cannot be sent by mail. Why are you sending them to Mexico? Come to us and take your package back, we do not have the right to send it back. Well, I came and sadly took the mail. I went home with him.

Trump decided to hand out guns to teachers.
The librarians will be given guns with silencers.

She: I have a brilliant idea and while you are full and happy, I want to share it.
He is: No. I want to continue to be happy.

Here it all depends on what specific female specialist is meant. For example:
1) Secretary Maria Igorovna, she is forty-three years old, she translates into four languages, makes a schedule for the head and is in detail about what the organization is doing.
2) The Secretary of State. She’s nineteen, she’s a student-dinner, she’s working with us, she’s answering phone calls, and she’s watching that the cookies don’t end in the office. Bring us a cup of coffee.
3) And this is the Secretary of Mania. Manny has a beautiful ass and she fucking the boss in the lunch break. Nothing more is needed, so the rest of the time misses and paints the nails.

I work on cable TV. At the beginning of March, the antenna is seasonally lit - the channels disappear for a few minutes. And behind the window -20 and an unleashed butterfly.
The engineer comes: "The language did not turn to tell the subscriber that the channel did not work because of solar interference."

Finally snow on the Urals. For the city council of our city – as always, suddenly. There are no snow-gathering machines, utilities workers fill the roads with some kind of chemistry, as a result of which between the wheels of the car and the sprayers - a whole bunch of dirty snow, the same nonsense grows the boards. I bought myself a scraper specifically (in order not to find a monolithic wheel-ice-sprayer in the morning), and at the same time I cleaned the sides of my matrix. I feel like the owner of a pony.

xxx: I recently dreamed that I am reading Wikipedia, and there is incorrect information about the inclination of the orbit of Halley's comet to the plane of the ecliptic, I try to control the article - and it does not work. A nightmare dream.

The fatter the jeep of the mayor, the more winter injury in his citizens!! to

There are things that are just created to give them to people you hate. For example, Sberbank’s badly written pen.

I received a wonderful letter from the tax office. In short, you see, they don’t know where I live. They have problems with my taxation. They sent me this letter home.
and then. On the basis of the Tax Code of the Russian Federation, all information about the registration of a taxpayer at the place of residence comes from the registration bodies (FMS Administration) in electronic form. In this regard, in the following paragraph, I am invited to personally come to the inspection and provide all this information. Schizophrenia is something.

As small...

Why not send priests first to Mars?

They will find and sanctify the water.
......
Because the true believer, when he tries to take off, will crash into the heavens.

All these drugs would be legalized. Nevertheless, everything is eaten, just some - the dosages are more accurate, and the drugs are newer, not registered in the blacklist, and others are tried in the old way.
And if anyone is not interested in watching the battles of cyborgs, then spy stories with excrete exchanges entertain them?
I have to come up with a new show!
Which embassy will import the most drugs to the country?
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I wake up regularly just because I’m asleep. At 5:37, at 5:32, at 5:39. Regularly before the alarm ringing at 5:40.
...
That’s why you’re all normal and hated! He stood up and went to grumble, grumble, knock, knock on the door...

Ohhhhhhhh
Go out at the intersection of the streets of Adequates and Non-Adequates, turn 90 degrees and go straight.

Oh wow.
In the sky.

I cannot be so stupid.
You just underestimate yourself.

And the Dark Lord turned his eyes to the lands of the west - and the rivers froze, and the fields bleached, and the crocodiles froze in the ice, and the ice-cold iguanas were poured out of the trees.