My lips were heavily airy and the lower crumbled in the middle.
My husband is dumb. This is how the rose begins to break.
The fucking...

Over time, you begin to realize that single-use towels, towels and toilet paper are interchangeable things.

Bitch (16:23:37 25/01/2012)
I turned on a bot to a 21-year-old girl, so she wrote a bot in correspondence "you are so smart... with you so interesting... you teach me a different way to look at life.." %) %) %)

I am doing repairs in a recently purchased apartment. He took the jamsuits, gave money, went on a business trip. You need to: scratch the old wallpaper, look at the state of the walls and decide, immediately wallpaper or grounding, etc. He arrived in a week. The picture. The wallpaper on the spot, the house scam, no jamshuds... fucking! We cried 15 pieces... From sorrow, he called a friend, picked up a poylla and for a rushed conversation scratched our wallpapers. The walls are ideal.thinking for a short time (until the creative momentum is exhausted, we go to buy wallpapers for papyrus and more tapestry, and new wallpapers in place! In the morning we go to look at the work of our hands and decide what to do with the castles. The keys are in Busurman. The door opened unexpectedly easily... Well, then imagine the reaction of two Russians who see that two Uzbek people are striking us new!!! The wall! The last sentence was, “Cavalier!” We work! The neighbors called the mentions. :( summary: minus 40 rubles, crippled views of new neighbors, plus replacement of locks (keys have never been found) now I think Koreans to hire...

The wicked!(01:42)> girls are difficult.
You send a girl, she wants to stay.
If you give flowers, you go to Eblan.

The wicked!(01:44)> And the boys are easier... You send naxui – you get by the fuck,
If you give flowers, you get fucking.

XXX: Oh the gate, she is beautiful!
Do you watch porn?
XXX Why? No to football.
yyy: Then "the doorkeeper" the sun.

A scientist is an eternal student. The doctoral dissertation, the doctoral dissertation, the salary as a scholarship

The Prehistory:
The company was purchased by a Swedish company.

Message from a colleague:
From February, new types of incentives and penalties will appear in our company.
Employees who work well will eat at the Swedish table, and employees who work poorly will be re-educated to a Swedish family.

Olivia: I thought it was worse advertising than "All type-top, heels-makeup" can’t be.But here came out Oh, Palmoliv, my gentle gel!

The answer:
"The men have so distracted us from
Help, even from
Stretching the Hand of a Stranger
Leaving the Trail
It’s going to be... :)"

And you will decide already whether you need help or gender equality! Or you wanted to wear jeans instead of dresses, build a career instead of keeping a family focus and make men treat you like other men, and when you get it all, you complain and ask for help.
And if you, Mademoiselle, consider yourself a true lady and regret the current state of affairs – go and kill all the feminists.
and luck!

Guys, how do you tolerate this? I used to think that the pigs are the ones who pull the first person to bed. And then I broke up with a guy, there is no sex for 2 weeks, now everywhere you want sex, but you will not run on strangers and ask "Give sex" :(

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All Tatians with their day!
Thank you, and you too!

This is the first time the nucleus has been removed. When he finished from sin, he shaved away and removed his sweater.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Exam in General Biology.
A guy sits down, tells his ticket, a topic that is related to genes.
Prepod asks what is "Mul" (horse + donkey)
Parnishi answered the whole audience: "Mul, this is a male mulat"

You are not in my taste.
And you try...

Dmitry
I woke up in the morning, started going to work and searched for the keys to the car for an hour.

lady
Shouldn’t you get to work?

Dmitry
Happened

Dmitry
I do not have a car.

Yesterday I drank beer with Munich sausages, almost like on vacation))
You have a dry law.
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An embargo on oil supplies from Iran has been imposed. About 68% are in Greece, Italy and Spain.

The anecdote. The most economically weak countries are also offered to pay for foreign political benefits.

Only when he learned that the crocodiles had no bladder, he understood why the crocodile Gene walked in a hat, shirt, tie, jacket, but - without pants.

I just finished in the 7th ward.
YYY: And how then?
Unusual, but you can live.
xxx: in general, like everywhere, the question is the same:"where is this fucking thing"