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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №58986
 21.01.2012
I’m walking around my apartment this morning, something is cold. I went to the kitchen to the dishwasher full of dishes washed a cup, then a spoonful, then all the dishes!!!! to
You are a hero!! What has guided you on the right path?
The water was hot, it was hot :)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58985
 21.01.2012
Everywhere feyscreen: the club was not allowed because in a T-shirt, in the woods - because without a shirt.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58984
 21.01.2012
And the Lord said, Let there be the boson of Higgs! And the emptiness went by and the emptiness became Higgs bosons. And they were invisible and neutral, but they had a mass. And they were lonely. And they came to God and asked: Teach us super-weak interactions, and strong ones too. And he said to them, I will separate you, and you will not be one. And I will turn you into quarks and myons, and I will give you a spin, and each will find a pair on his back.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №58983
 21.01.2012
XXX is done! I did not doubt the American White Brother!
yyy>?? to
He solved the problem of political correctness toward black and gay people in American films – and in one move! Now in every movie there is one and only one black – and you won’t guess.
yyy>... gay?
xxx> and ally! Genius, do you not find it?

[ + 33 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58982
 21.01.2012
I call the provider.
I: Hi, I don’t have the internet.
Q: What operating system do you have?
I am Ubuntu.
See also: Ubuntu I understood you. Can you start the command line?
I : Yes.
Type ipconfig /all

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №58981
 21.01.2012
My father told me it was in the army. The morning of January 1.
Arrived in the part of the general from Moscow, with a check. They walk, therefore, the general and the part (major), the part is shown to all, the general from behind is weakly wrapped, apparently sick, January 1, anyway. We arrived at the car park. And the day before there someone's nose was broken, the snow at the entrance was sprinkled with red spots.
Components of the service: - What are these scratches?
Well, the compot was blown out, the remains...
Maybe it’s not tea? Maybe you’ve been there all night?
Maybe you’re drinking the wine???! to
General: Oh, who’s going to drink wine like that?? to
Parts: KM The argument!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №58980
 21.01.2012
John Connor: Did I tell you about Phobos-Grunt insurance?
John Connor: I have a friend at the office where he was insured
John Connor: They now have to pay Roskosmos 7 and a half billion rubles. Such a good insurance.
John Connor: I even saw the payment for this insurance
John Connor: Seven and a half billion, there are some numbers, I don’t remember exactly, and at the end of 30 copies.
John Connor: The Smile

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58979
 21.01.2012
Chaotic strikes on the face with the legs: in the nose, in the eye, in the teeth. Jumping in the liver. Walking on the eggs, hard massage of the back with his fists - the cheerful awakening of the father of two young children on weekends.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №58978
 21.01.2012
Take the water on the offended water :)
xxx: I am working in the delivery of water, I am pocher

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58977
 21.01.2012
Well, here is my ex with a girlfriend I guess behind and who knew that they had a fun was doughing away.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №58976
 21.01.2012
I go home someday. In front of me is a 10-year-old boy with a taxi on a leash. Calling the homeopath.
The Female Voice: Yes
Mother, open up
Have you ever walked with your dog?
Yes, open it up
(After a bit of silence): Go on a walk.
He throws the phone...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №58975
 21.01.2012
Now I watched news about how Yulia Tymoshenko was placed in a female colony in Khokhlandia. The phrase slipped: “Even 4 years ago, the prime minister (then the prime minister was Tymoshenko if anyone doesn’t know) had a reform to improve the colonies. Julia has always been a visionary politician". I was drowning.

[ + 41 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58974
 21.01.2012
I am dusting today. I move onto another carpet where the worship is smaller. I change the mode - the vacuum cleaner begins to sneak quieter. A grandmother from the hallway asks, “Did you remove the noise from him?”"Yes, a vacuum cleaner with a noise regulator...)

Man_accident: a vacuum cleaner with a noise regulator!!!! from the "sleep of the child" to the "death of the neighbors"

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №58973
 21.01.2012
xxx: I made my opinion about his mental abilities when he stated that geisha is like gay, only female – that is, lesbian.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №58972
 21.01.2012
XX: I don’t get the foolish men!! to
YYY: I Hate Writing

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №58971
 21.01.2012
BoTt: I am angry with animated smiles! You will open and look for what kind of shit they are going to come up with.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №58970
 21.01.2012
The night butterfly is...
Here we stand with a comrade at work, we smoke...Towarish is colossal (square 2x2, Heavy Athlete) and obviously from a brutal lack of sleep - the red eyes can be seen.
I’m a vampire, what are you a vampire?
Comrade (deep-mindedly so, meditatively): No, I am a lunar butterfly in the wrong light of the stars spinning in the midst of the leaves of the Sakura.
I am : o_o

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №58969
 21.01.2012
"In Hollywood found a cut human head"
And just below the inscription, the police suspect that a murder was committed =\

What do you do, fools? The head can also be cut off from the body. Died for natural reasons. The generation raised by the Backward, shit. If Americans are stupid.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58968
 21.01.2012
useless-faq
Why does milk boil in the storm?
Because in a thunderstorm, we have the electricity off and the refrigerator is not working.

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №58967
 21.01.2012
I mean, you wanted to sleep. Let us go?
2 more videos and sleep.
I will promptly convince you to go to bed.
WOW how?
XHH is gentle. Lovely I kiss him and put him under a warm blanket.
Do you have a story for the night? =) is

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