Ilith: I recently observed how a group of four Bulgarians were asked the question: is it true that they have a kicks on their heads means denial and vice versa? In response, one of them sneered, the other shrugged his head, the third said, “Yes,” the fourth said, “No.”

I: Brother as a throat?
Friend: releases the wrath, not in the throat of the current matter
I: What else is it?
Fucking all over the body.
You are sick brother.
You need to go to the doctor.)

Yesterday I go home, passing past the building, I see the inscription with a balloon on the fence:"Timati is alive!" And the signature below, already with another balloon:"Namok understood":D

Conversation in the smoker "plankton"- old and green:
“You’ll come to me in the village in the summer and I’ll give you a shirt – what will you do with it?”
Not at all! I cut wood very well!

XXX: How is it? How did the phenomenon of friend end?
He lived with us for three days. I ate my food and went to the ambulance.
He has eaten your food, broken your chairs, and melted your beds.

14 February.
The wife from the morning made a small symbolic gift ( wool socks and a cardboard )
Well, I was upset, and, cut off the left at work, bought her a cheap ring.
And what do you think, she cried at me all night. She said that it would be better to buy a symbolic rose and Inet paid in advance for a month.
I love my wife.

If you are destined to drown, it is better to drown in luxury!
(Passengers of the Titanic Class 1)

It was made up of pieces of many memoirs. On October 41, five of our armies were surrounded by Vyazma. Called from Leningrad, Zhukov is looking for the commander of the front, Marshal Budionny, among the bays near Moscow. Road to
Moscow is opened, a column of German armored vehicles is carried on the Warsaw Highway. A group of students from the Yuchnovsky school put a few pupils on the highway and struck a straight hint. The German column wavered and rushed around the forest. At first it went well, but then charged a sleepy small rain. They only got a few kilometers to the highway with their clever maneuver. The German tank driver managed to write in the diary - "their ears were stuck in dirt. We do not go, we dig. It would freeze!” When the tanks plunged into the tower, the frosts burst.

A woman in the militia:
My husband has been missing for the fourth day.
Write a statement! What will we tell him if we find him?
First of all, tell me that my mom will not come.

I immediately realized that it was a good company when, when I came to the interview, I saw one of the employees rolled out of the closet and drove it down the corridor to the toilet.

Joodo: What about Sasha Grey’s website?
Yasuo: Well yes.
Jood :D
Joodo: Are you overly interested in Pronom?
Yasuo: Is this a singer, and there is a prow?? to
A singer? Yes, the vocal chord.

And can "joke" with the participation of your minor (and not very) children to publish on other resources, specially created for this?

The girls...!! Oh wake up! Valentine’s Day is gender equality. The gifts are made by each other! :)

A woman is like a lighthouse: first light a man red, then yellow, and finally green. And the man, like the driver - on the yellow already left to look for another lightfor!

Feonix: Do you understand the reason for mistrust?
Immortal: Yes
Feonix: What would you say in your excuse?
It is immortal: no!

Google on "Why people emit gases and how to live with it"
I found a good article that explains everything.
The first comment killed:

10 April 2008 14:36
I wake up at night in a cold sweat, I hear the loud roar of her anus and I imagine the deadly gases like a poisonous cloud leaking through the gap in the door right into my room, and from there through the nostrils IN MY SOUL!!! I am an unhappy person, I lack the moral strength to kill my dog. I tried to talk to her, nothing went well. One day I glued her anus while she was asleep, but in the morning she bit me for it...How can I live? The worst thing about myself is that I started cuddling before I went to bed because of the fear of being a dog... I hate myself and my dog.

But thanks to the author of the article, I finally found peace. The fact is that my dog always loved eating apples for dinner and then doing THIS all night. Now I give the dog apples in the morning, simultaneously opening all the windows in the apartment. When I come in, I only smell the spring, and at night I sleep peacefully. My dog is no longer angry with me because I call her a “perdote and dumb pig,” my life is beginning to get a shade of childlike joy.
thank you!! to

Oh, and he told me in response that in our house from Apple there will be maximum Antonovka.

In the Ukrainian office of the company went to work employee Elena Malevich. The first application in technical support from her: Black screen (the monitor does not work).

We ate dinner together yesterday.
I had to bite after dinner.
Okay noooo, talk more romantically a))
Yyy: followed after the evening meal.

This is the last winter of your life.