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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61186
 11.03.2012
It is easier to be unhappy and depict yourself as a victim of circumstances than to find the strength to admit yourself as a victim of your own laziness, stupidity and envy.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №61185
 11.03.2012
Somewhere in 80-82 we had a six-month facility in Krasnoyarsk at an artificial silk factory. We were fed in the factory dining room, but not in the shop where we were sitting, but in one of the neighbors. And there was among us a family couple - Pasha and Galina, who for some reason always had the same set for lunch. However, the cashier for some reason did not get through it at first. Pasha is suitable - a click-through on the cash machine or on the accounts - "You ruble eight", after Pasha - Gal. Again, click-click – “With you – ruble twelve.” Of course, the spouses are outraged, the cashier recounted. While all this happens, we have time to calculate the cost of our lunch on the menu. We go to the box office (other three or five people) - the cashier of each tries to count for 10-15 copies. "Girl, you're wrong" is repeated in each of us a couple of times until the GIRL names the right amount.) THE GIRL tried to morally seduce us - when we appeared near the box office, the cashier started a monologue with a friend on the subject of "we found here". But all this was useless, and we also had fun. Eventually, this girl gave up. Now when we approached the box, she said, “Well, how much do you have?”
We weren't poor - in those years, a young specialist in an ordinary office paid at least 200 rubles, and in our group it was generally from 300 to 400. We were all mathematicians.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №61184
 11.03.2012
A sleeping baby is not only cute, but finally!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №61183
 11.03.2012
I sit with a friend in the cafe, I paid for both, he thinks how much I owe. I got the phone - count on the calculator
I am: 193
A fellow, he thinks
D is 194
I: How is it?
Q: In fact, it’s 193, but I know that you, a Jew, can’t give up the extra ruble and admit that I’m right.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №61182
 11.03.2012
Max of the Sun:
Finding a bug in your script where Contex is written instead of Context is cruel. = is

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №61181
 11.03.2012
xxxx: Tell me, where do you personally start the design process? If there is no idea, or is it blurred?
Looking for a designer.
YYY: I am a steward.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №61180
 11.03.2012
1) we road drivers generally laid the asphalt in winter on snow!
2) think of the asphalt on the snow, we in Luhansk on the asphalt hike

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №61179
 11.03.2012
in development
At work, the toilet is not closed, so I sing so that they know I’m sitting there.

in development
The main thing is not to forget to sing when you get rid of it.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №61178
 11.03.2012
In the morning, I realized that the highest level of knowledge of the Force is to close your ears with your hands for a second before the neighbor turns on the perforator.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №61177
 11.03.2012
MiniOm: Yes, it’s never too late to learn, I’ll try to get a tower.
Arthem: No hurt Lech, but you have a gas key on your forehead since childhood, so don't waste money and time.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №61176
 11.03.2012
Q: At what time to come?
A is 18+

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №61175
 11.03.2012
Oh... the easy life ended... Yesterday I walked with the little one and he stood with his hand in the Lexus standing at the crossroads and said loudly, “Give it! andquot;

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №61174
 11.03.2012
from the dating site, excerpt from the questionnaire
I am looking for:
Men from 18 to 24
Who I want to find:
A man who would never refuse me.
The material support:
I want to find a sponsor.
The size:
Small breasts (0 to 1 size)
How often do you want to have sex:
Sex is not very important to me.

Who is she counting on???? to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №61173
 11.03.2012
Do you want to connect an unlimited minet?
- O_O
Oh, I wanted to say inet, the internet!! to
I agree with the first ?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №61172
 11.03.2012
Xxx: 11
What is 11?
Zzz: Is this the new film of Mikhailkov?
ccc: yes, I’ve heard something like that, have you already taken it? Part one like me.
zzz: I'll go to the blog to add news
XXX: What is that shit? In fact, I just checked if I didn’t shut down the chat!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №61171
 11.03.2012
In the course of a joint wallpaper patch with my dad, I begin to understand the meaning of the expressions "Well, you are!", "This is the stage!" and "Let’s go there here faster than that!".

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №61170
 11.03.2012
From a_supergirl:

- Look at the site of Relax-FM, what is the melody?
Waltz number 69, Chopin
Who is?
– Chopin
You are not even a gray. You are just... black! Shopen, Shopen and Shopen!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №61169
 11.03.2012
Comment on VKontakte video about the fight of the white with the African American:

Niger foot niger)) trousers are generally lowered as on the priore of the suspension

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №61168
 11.03.2012
xxx: found a leaflet with a conspect on family psychotherapy
xxx: "The family is a bed. I am a grass. It is good."
XXX is haha. I rarely write conscripts.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №61167
 11.03.2012
What do women want?
Women want everything to be as they want.

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