Christina: yes, I still do not seek to fulfill all these desires, I just want to have sex every day and cat :D

And you know that members of the party "Patriots of Russia" take bribery in foreign currency with especially great disregard?

Something died in the forest.
The wrist flowed backwards, and the crown flew its tail forward.
The bus of the 407th Moscow-Podolsk route at 19-15 departed from the metropolitan subway half empty. This is in the middle of the week!
My favorite place in the tail, above the engine, on the right. I sit. At the last moment, a couple came in. A girl with a huge bear and a boy with a bouquet and a bag. They climbed to the left, the doors whispered and the bass turned to the left.
of Warsaw.
The couple went great.
One place is a girl + a bear.
2nd place is a boy.
Third place is a package.
4 and 5 - a bouquet - three fresh tulips.
They would probably have taken the sixth, but it was already busy. by me.
Withdrawing from the dense stream behind Shcherbinka, the bus joyfully climbed to the traffic jams on Silikatna.
and Zebeka! The driver shouted under the brake.
A crowd of workers crashed into the bus. The boots immediately attracted the attention of the men:
My friend, pick up the flowers. Have fun with the boy.
The boy slowly turned his ass.
In his eyes shone indignation and he read the huge letters "CHMO".
It is a mushroom. This is how the babies in the sables look to the asphalt when they are touched in the metro.
You stand up. The pioneer stumbled and turned.
The bettors looked around and at the same time jumped on the seats. The tulips squeezed slightly through the hustle of the engine, and the bag, whispering, stumbled to the guy on the treasure. On the third seat sat a healthy uncle, one of whom said, “Shit!”
The girl whispered something, but immediately silenced under a cloudy look of the man.
The Red Mountain! announced the conductor.
The couple ran out on the feet of the standing.
The girl jumped normally, and the boy got a quality pencil.
Smashing with pins, the wreck from scale flew into the sandy-snowed jade near the outskirts. The pack described the parabola in the air and landed in the sudgorob after the stop. Judging by the crystal bell, not all the bubbles remained intact. An approval ball passed through the hall.
The doors shaken. By gaining speed, the bus was heading to Pahra.

If you live long without a wife, you get used to young and beautiful women.

Last night I went to the pharmacy for condoms. The seller pulled 4 different boxes (time was midnight and we stood in the door) and began to list: These *brand name 1* is cheaper, and these *brand name "* is more expensive, but WHY they are with nanotechnologies!!! to
As a result, they fell out of the pharmacy with another buyer under the common rust: "Gandons with nanotechnology for nanomaterials! " and 😉

You are my schizophrenia, please don’t touch me.
My schizophrenia is paranoid.
I lulled her, I go my own way.
You go into your boundaries and defile your places.

You know that Matanists know how to divide by zero. :D
Yes, it is not possible to divide by zero.
zzz: The emergency news. Yesterday, a sect of Matanists burned a philologist in the name of Koshi.

Interestingly, the New Year began: I met the French Ruslan and Yaroslav and the Korean Evgeny.

XX: You are a smart man. I have a serious question for you. Why did the wolf blow and the roof fell to the pigs?
YYY: Probably because the pig is an illusion, or desire, invented by the wolf.So the brain and self-induction generated everything so that the wolf forgot that he dulled and translated it all into his illusion.)
YYY: or they were and the wolf's pearls caught through the pipe
XXX is mda. Now this has become a philosophical question – illusion or reality? and :)
YYYY: "Purse of grass in the oak. Illusion or reality?" title
yyy: in a glossy magazine for torches
Tagged: narcissist

The Lonely Programmer (11:12)

and r
I also want love, tenderness and hugs.
Otherwise it will be the blood of the cat rabbits split!!! to
^ ^ ^

Fuck how lucky the girls are. :c
Why is this lucky?
The socks are all colored, easier to look for. xd

In the army there was a combo. One Cabardine ate phenazepam, pumped it for a day, and then the combat forced him to ride a huge wheel from the ural with the inscription phenozepam on all buildings.

Natasha
Why are your breasts swollen? :) Don’t say you just need to wash 😉

Alexey
to the money. to cuddle?

Natasha
Oh well)))

Natasha
Anyone for money?

Alexey
No is. Only yours.

In the pounds acquired during these hideous holidays, I am pleased only with those 250 grams that have been delayed on my chest.

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<Jon> I was awake!!!! to
<Jack> and Jack> You asked your girlfriend if she had a boyfriend.

Looking at the catalog in the furniture store:
Business class, premium class, and where is the poor class?! to

Sometimes my friends left me. Then I shot them in the knees.

I love when the word "eat" (in the sense of transportation) is mistaken and it comes to "edim" (in the sense of eating food). My colleague recently distinguished:
We eat with our baptismal with him from Novocherkassk to Rostov.
I have two questions: is the Baptist delicious? The crucifix is a man. O_O

Scene: A man and a woman after a long and violent sexual intercourse. The man releases a comment about the sounds with which everything happened, the woman is offended and begins to hysterize.
After half an hour of discussions, it turns out that the girl thought that all the other people were doing it silently.
M: "Forgive me, who did you take this from?"
J: "Well, you can’t hear it in movies..."