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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №58266
 06.01.2012
I bought a soft toilet paper with the smell of herbs. It feels like I crumbled in the park in the bushes and rubbed with a speck.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №58265
 06.01.2012
I went to the cinema today.
WOW: and how
HHH: I came there. I took tickets. I have a window for the session every hour. I went to the store and bought a book. Then I feel like I want a push. I sat in the bathroom at the cinema. The toilet is empty, no one. I got the book and started to write.
And then I apparently forgot to close the door, a man comes to me and a painting with oil: I sit on a push in the theater with a stitch and with a clever look I turn the page)) and then I smile to him.)
He stood in the shower for 20 seconds, then stood and left.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58264
 06.01.2012
The holy place is not empty. Especially when it’s hot on the internet.

[ + 42 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58263
 06.01.2012
A letter from a pregnant girlfriend:
Girlfriend: Blind to give birth in a month and the husband is absolutely not ready to become a father, afraid of responsibility!
I: Well, it’s natural to be afraid, it feels like it’s going to start soon!
Girlfriend: I'm a smart wife)I don't give up yet) let him enjoy life:D We are in bars and clubs and on barbecue and with friends)so that he doesn't realize that all this will soon end) but he seems to start suspicious)))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №58262
 06.01.2012
20 was in Ahasan on Frunze. I bought for 1500 rubles approximately, I drove the truck to the car and think: "Maybe it will be useful in the farm!" And in the morning, the menta went on and I was in shock!!!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №58261
 06.01.2012
X: */*/
x : *
X is
X: I cleaned the key here a little.
I thought you were throwing my love zigzags.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №58260
 06.01.2012
On surveillance cameras everything is suspicious. % of

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58259
 06.01.2012
On the job a couple of days ago, a chestnut whispered that he wanted an activation. I did not want to activate on the Internet, although the numbers were clearly tapped from the stick on the system. Did the activation by phone - carefully dictated the number to the auto respondent and killed from him the response - the windscreen whispered what, said "all OK - I license". Only today I noticed that on the body of the 98. I’m sitting down and I think I’ll do it now...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №58258
 06.01.2012
I am without dinner today.
YYY: What is it?
XXX: We sit at the table. We discuss the construction of a shop outside the window, which boasts us a view of the mountains.
xxx: Bata says "But we will have our own supermarket!"
Blackjack and prostitutes?
XXX: I didn’t hold up either.

[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58257
 06.01.2012
Yukimura, Mori, Motochika, Ieyasu and Mitsunarichka... Saskia!
YYY: How do you fuck it? 😉
xxx: as acetylamino nitropropoxybenzen, only more joyful!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №58256
 06.01.2012
Daniel (status): My girl, I miss you very much, it’s very hard without you... But soon nothing will stop us from being together!
The comments:
The boy is in love!
Did you repair the car?? to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №58255
 06.01.2012
I go to bed with a girl (she is a dermatologist). I ate a mandarine before. I kiss her before sleeping.
It’s a mandarin mouth.
I: Do I want to ask a member of Mandarin too? and :)
She: And what?
I: (not ambiguously hinting)... well you will have a mandarin member...
You have contact dermatitis.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58254
 06.01.2012
With VIO:

If a person often drinks alcohol alone, is he an alcoholic?
He is Jedi!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №58253
 06.01.2012
On the slopes of Fujiama, the Japanese could not see the Kuril

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №58252
 06.01.2012
Recently I hear in my address phrases such as "a devoted friend", "a devoted employee".... why do you want to ask "who?"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №58251
 06.01.2012
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Let the zombies hear.
Let the zombies come.
The zombies will find me.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
ahahahah

WOW :
This is not the case in the world.

WOW :
Children are not eaten.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №58250
 06.01.2012
It was worth remembering the internet collection of funly reduced prices, such as the "boy with a finger in the eye cookies" (pointing is preserved), as almost broken in the "Magnet" on the box: "kinder egg shock for girls" )))

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58249
 06.01.2012
The sofa broke. I bought cuts, brought home, put on the table...Woman about half an hour later: sweet I removed your curly nails in the box...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58248
 06.01.2012
From the Women’s Forum

Alin: I just haven’t found a worthy one yet, because according to the laws of genetics, children will inherit the genes of the first sexual partner, even if he is not the biological father!!!! I don’t need imbalanced bodies!!!! to

DrAke: This is how it works!!! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №58247
 06.01.2012
From the Friend Lens:

Good luck!!!! I have moved!!!! It even collapsed!!! to

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